When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns
Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
Mr_Poopy_Butthole1 Mr_Poopy_Butthole1
31 dec 2020
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
ENTERTAINMER
Billie Eilish unfollows everyone on Instagram
Sans_Givin_You_a_Bad_Time Sans_Givin_You_a_Bad_Time
19 oct 2020
ENTERTAINMER Billie Eilish unfollows everyone on Instagram
SpongeBob Facts!
SPONGEBOB FACT: It seems like a lot of you assholes didn't do this last year. Thanks for nothing @
Facts! @spongbo... 29 Dec 19
SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band
Geeks at exactly PM on December
31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can...
Lego_Plo_Koon Lego_Plo_Koon
27 sep 2020
SpongeBob Facts! SPONGEBOB FACT: It seems like a lot of you assholes didn't do this last year. Thanks for nothing @ Facts! @spongbo... 29 Dec 19 SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band Geeks at exactly PM on December 31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can...
child: dad I got you a present.
dad: wow a bag child: no inside
dad: wow tissue paper child: daaaad underneath dad:
CJ_meme_lord CJ_meme_lord
25 dec 2020
child: dad I got you a present. dad: wow a bag child: no inside dad: wow tissue paper child: daaaad underneath dad:
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:
"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
ChairManThe2nd_2021 ChairManThe2nd_2021
18 jan 2021
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
Intentionally misleading click-bait headlines be like..
So whatiiitold you wasjtrue...
pointfofview:
MikaelAdyn MikaelAdyn
26 sep 2020
Intentionally misleading click-bait headlines be like.. So whatiiitold you wasjtrue... pointfofview:
The city of Sochi, Russia erected a fish statue costing about $3,800 in honor of the gambusia
(aka the "mosquito fish"). In the early 1900s, the fish species were purposefully introduced to the area to fight the infestation of malarial mosquitos, and it worked. There have been no cases of malaria among Sochi residents for over 60 years.
Photo courtesy of Nadiva85 / wikimedia @factsweird
JAVCT JAVCT
25 sep 2020
The city of Sochi, Russia erected a fish statue costing about $3,800 in honor of the gambusia (aka the "mosquito fish"). In the early 1900s, the fish species were purposefully introduced to the area to fight the infestation of malarial mosquitos, and it worked. There have been no cases of malaria among Sochi residents for over 60 years. Photo courtesy of Nadiva85 / wikimedia @factsweird
"You thought I had run out of ways to make you buy Skyrim...but now that
Skyrim is on Game Pass, you'll buy
Skyrim every single month...forever..."
OfficialCockNBallTorture OfficialCockNBallTorture
23 sep 2020
"You thought I had run out of ways to make you buy Skyrim...but now that Skyrim is on Game Pass, you'll buy Skyrim every single month...forever..."
RICK ASTLEY OFFERS CHIP
DO YOU ACCEPT?
TheBigTonyGuy TheBigTonyGuy
8 jan 2021
RICK ASTLEY OFFERS CHIP DO YOU ACCEPT?
len to the audience
Ellen to the people backstage
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
22 sep 2020
len to the audience Ellen to the people backstage
Much like the chameleon, huskies are able to blend into their environment until it seems as if they are invisible.
Darkcloud197 Darkcloud197
21 sep 2020
Much like the chameleon, huskies are able to blend into their environment until it seems as if they are invisible.
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
You wanna sit on a frozen lake for hours
freeze our asses off, smell like fish, drink cheap beer, and not catch shit
You
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
24 sep 2020
You wanna sit on a frozen lake for hours freeze our asses off, smell like fish, drink cheap beer, and not catch shit You
AaA How a roach look at you after you spray air freshener on it
dizzer dizzer
11 nov 2020
AaA How a roach look at you after you spray air freshener on it
Sukhoi Sukhoi
23 sep 2020
If that baby cried like that during 1940's people would run to their bunkers
I think I watched the wrong star wars movie
IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE REAL ONE
Voracious_Beaver Voracious_Beaver
3 mar
I think I watched the wrong star wars movie IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE REAL ONE
ts that what happens though, seriously?
You just get bored of us one day and disappear?,
Not if you're blonde.' I
Oh, she was blonde!
*Oh, what a 'surprise!
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 sep 2020
ts that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear?, Not if you're blonde.' I Oh, she was blonde! *Oh, what a 'surprise!
When the chinese buffet sees you filling your water cup with sprite
Gewmow Gewmow
5 feb
When the chinese buffet sees you filling your water cup with sprite
RA well, their
shiaid cheuld months.
ErikaItsumi ErikaItsumi
27 sep 2020
RA well, their shiaid cheuld months.