When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
AUTOPILOT
ENGAGED
Uh look! It says 'Autopilot Engaged'!
Good for him. I'm glad he found someone.
Larry_8 Larry_8
23 sep 2020
AUTOPILOT ENGAGED Uh look! It says 'Autopilot Engaged'! Good for him. I'm glad he found someone.
Is there such thing as too much?
hurt_meme_dealerexe hurt_meme_dealerexe
26 feb
Is there such thing as too much?
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat."
thesixpennybook
#did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
20 sep 2020
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat." thesixpennybook #did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!? now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time. human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
People with creative minds tend to have a harder time falling asleep at night, they prefer to stay up later.
wittuntact com
Calmly_Alone999 Calmly_Alone999
16 feb
People with creative minds tend to have a harder time falling asleep at night, they prefer to stay up later. wittuntact com
"DAMN, my parents really 16.
"DAMN, my parents really 16.
My mom when the she only realises thing she asked orgot the only thing i asked to bring from the store
KuroXKage KuroXKage
11 dec 2020
My mom when the she only realises thing she asked orgot the only thing i asked to bring from the store
my grandpa got a new dog and posted this on his instagram
The Le
BallsMcgee BallsMcgee
29 sep 2020
my grandpa got a new dog and posted this on his instagram The Le
Vie when i show my mom picture and she starts swiping
J4P4N3S3_C4R700N5 J4P4N3S3_C4R700N5
13 jan 2021
Vie when i show my mom picture and she starts swiping
JusT AVOIDED THIS ATTACK 20 THAT OHAN TIMes COULD ve
Before eVen INSTEAD He JUST STOOD THERE SMOOTH AND LeT IT HAPPEN... SMOOTH.
SMOOTH GOHAN, REAL SMOOTH.
SCP_013 SCP_013
26 sep 2020
JusT AVOIDED THIS ATTACK 20 THAT OHAN TIMes COULD ve Before eVen INSTEAD He JUST STOOD THERE SMOOTH AND LeT IT HAPPEN... SMOOTH. SMOOTH GOHAN, REAL SMOOTH.
When mom takes away my fidget spinner
The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Kleinon Kleinon
18 feb
When mom takes away my fidget spinner The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Tax fraud is my favorite past time
You have become the very thing you swore. to destroy
Neurotoxin Neurotoxin
28 sep 2020
Tax fraud is my favorite past time You have become the very thing you swore. to destroy
Jaesway Jaesway
25 sep 2020
cf nusky volume key
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun*
Funny: How far can she squirt?
DarthBoner DarthBoner
11 jun
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun* Funny: How far can she squirt?
Cashier at taco shop: "I hope all this food isnt just for you."
Me: It's for my family.
@SanDiegoHurcr
Cashier at taco shop: "I hope all this food isnt just for you." Me: It's for my family. @SanDiegoHurcr
(EARTH: 1984)
Sunny!
Look what I found!
Earth has cats too!
KingOfTheCrabs KingOfTheCrabs
29 sep 2020
(EARTH: 1984) Sunny! Look what I found! Earth has cats too!
this still kills me
James Charles
@amescharles
@DUALIPA twinning!!! <3
@DUALIPA
when an ugly stranger calls you twin
No Bitch
this still kills me James Charles @amescharles @DUALIPA twinning!!! <3 @DUALIPA when an ugly stranger calls you twin No Bitch
wank to be a protlem
would turm out, Anakin would. in fact orablem...
You won't be, Ant.
wank to be a protlem would turm out, Anakin would. in fact orablem... You won't be, Ant.
When they bring back the nasty mitt
Burt slower
(slow heavy metal music playaime))
metalhead6_6_6 metalhead6_6_6
24 apr
When they bring back the nasty mitt Burt slower (slow heavy metal music playaime))
"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
AWAL57 AWAL57
20 apr
"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
*walks into debate club*
"you're all wrong"
*doesn't elaborate*
samn00ted27
10 apr
*walks into debate club* "you're all wrong" *doesn't elaborate*