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    • We were raised good, all these thots tainting us
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    • Hah a toy storey
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    • When my first girlfriend asked me to talk dirty to her, it was probably the most awkward experience ever for both of us.
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    • When it's 2019 and women are begging to be choked and then turning you into the authorities and blasting you on social media for choking them.
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    • It’s called being “the loving dominant” choke her till she passed out, kiss her whole body till she shakes, and call her “mine”... but after all of it, hold her, and tell her how much you appreciate her.
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    • You're all better than whores, don't settle for someone who'd toss you aside in a minute. Find someone who makes you want to be a better person
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    • bitch you’re gonna b treated gentle and you’re gonna like it 😤
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    • StarPhatnum a month
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    • Be a gentleman in the streets and a beast in the sheets.
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    • Gentleman in the streets, freak in the sheets
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    • I mean I’m a gentleman but if you tell me to choke u in bed Ima RKo that ass
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    • And then feminism being the fucking opposite. Bitches is confusing cuh
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    • Excuse me, but as a gentlemen, if a lady wishes to be choked, I will choke her as hard as my strong yet gentle hands will allow! And if she wants to be slapped I will slap her like how Churchill slapped the Germans in negotiations.
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    • Souls_USA a month
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    • You can be a gentlemen without being a pussy in bed lol
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    • This ain’t new. A large segment of the female population has liked this for decades - if not since the dawn of time. What’s this “2019” stuff?
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    • Jizz in your hand and slap her with it to assert your dominance
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    • I want you to be a gentleman to me in public but be my master in bed
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    • if i find a nice girl i want to treat her like a princess and spoil and love her but there's also part of me who wants a whore i can slap and spit on and choke and piss on and absolutely degrade like garbage because she's a whore and that's what she deserves. am i normal?
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    • Just remember the saying “gentleman on the streets, freak in the sheets.”
      Shaka9999 a month
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    • >Johnathan Joestar
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    • Girls don’t want to be a slut. They want to be *his* slut.
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    • juѕt вєcαuѕє чσu'rє rαíѕєd tσ вє α gєntlєmαn, dσєѕn't mєαn чσu hαvє tσ fuck líkє σnє 😂
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    • I am a gentleman, but I'm also not afraid to tie my sub up, choke her, see how far into her throat I can probe, slap her ass until its red and fuck her until she can't walk.
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    • Gentleman by day and freak in the night boys, learn to do both 😎
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    • This girl I’m currently fucking (my best friend) tells me to never stop choking and hit her as hard as I physically can but I was raised to never ever be even slightly rude to a female no matter the circumstances
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    • A true gentleman does not boast.
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    • Y'all need to relax. Everyone likes things different. Some soft, some hard. But don't let that distract you from the fact the Amazon rainforest is burning.
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    • Girls with daddy issues must be avoided, they will make you the father figure, they will do critical damage
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    • Women dont want to be treated as equal to men, they want to be dominated and protected by a man who is big enough to do them serious harm but caring enough to never want to. You beta male feminist pussies need to learn that.
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    • Fukmor a month
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    • In the words of Ludacris- We want a lady in the street, but a freak in da bed
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    • In this world we live in I’d be like “bitch sign this waiver first”.
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    • If you don’t know the difference when to choke and slap in girl in bed vs every day life, please go back to the academy for more training
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    • I feel like y’all seriously don’t know the difference between sexual harassment and consensual rough sex and it’s mildly alarming.
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    • We want a gentleman in the streets but an abusive man who disregards everything that women have been working for for the last several decades in the sheets
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    • When it's 2018 and now the roles are reversed where women want dick but men just want someone that loves them.
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    • Appearently (some)women like to be dominatd by a man in bed but not in everyday life. Because fantasy doesnt translate to real life. Like some people like being hit in bed but not on the street
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    • Jonathan joestar respects this post as he knows what it's like to be a true gentleman
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    • A female friend told me I’d be more attractive if I was more of a jerk. It be ya own noons smh
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    • Protesters: “WE DON’T HIT WOMEN, unless its during sex!!!”
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    • But also if you so much as look at a woman the wrong way or spread your legs too far apart in a seat you're a pariah
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    • My woman like me to slap her ass when I’m hittin it from the back...she got a perfect big ass, sexy as hell. (Insert problem) I have small hands so if I don’t smack it right it sound like an infant tryna clap on beat to “baby shark do do da do da do” lol super embarrassing, I still be fucking
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    • 2TheTea a month
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    • I need a written contract before I spank or choke a girl during sex cause otherwise she gonna say it’s assault 20 years later
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    • CALIF0RNlA a month
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    • Lol but this shits real. We hate it when we get called a whore. But in the bedroom we wanna be treated like one.
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    • Bold of you to assume that I have sex
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    • They're starving for masculinity so they have to overcompensate for that need in the bedroom
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    • I was raised to be a gentleman and if my girl wants me to degrade her and rough her up a little it's my job as a man...a gentleman....to see to it as best i can that her desires are fulfilled
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    • Admittedly, I'm a bit of a freak, but I just can't bring myself to hitting and choking a woman. My unwillingness to go there probably contributed to the ending of a relationship. Surely, it wasn't because she was 25 years my junior. 🤔
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    • Nah girls want a gentleman in the streets and a beast in the sheets
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    • I fucking hate bdsm or whatever tf this shits called.. I’m a pretty shy girl. I just want the basic but my fucking ex wanted to choke me and wanted me to call him daddy and the sad shit is I was willing to do it until I found out he was cheating on me. I felt really degraded. And he was in to that.
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    • No one wants assholes, just doms and soft doms 🤷🏻
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    • This isn't happening. Women are persecuting men for the crime of existing.
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    • Why can’t you be a gentleman and still do that, it’s not that hard, treat her like a princess but fuck her like a pornstar, that’s my motto
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    • Finding a nice woman these days is fucking rare
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    • When you were taught to say yes sir and yes ma’am but now new genders are being made up daily and it’s impolite to misgender someone.
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    • She wants to be hurt in a consensual sexual context by someone she is intimate with. Doing that for her is still respecting her and being a gentleman as long as it stays in the fucking bedroom
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    • If you dont know the difference between abuse and sexual dominance then you need to stay in the vanilla section
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    • Every time they asked to get chocked they start making weird noises and then go limp?? I’m I doing something wrong?
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    • Then they wanna sue because "they're abused"
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    • Bitches be like "if you dont literally murder me, im not gonna cum
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    • dog wym if she wanna be slapped an bitten what else is a gentleman to do than offer the lady what she’s here for
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    • You gotta learn to be a gentleman in the streets and a thug in the sheets.
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    • No those are thots. I’m gonna go batshit crazy if a dude tries to choke me and think it’s something sexual
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    • But. But. But. I want gentlemen.
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    • Are you ready for something incredible?? Do what she asks in bed, and then treat her well outside of sex!! :D Amazing
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    • Its not like you cant do both...
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    • Hey man love like a gentlemen, and fuck like a thug
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    • Gentleman in the streets, abusive shithead in the sheets
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    • Ya women don’t really do that it’s the fkn THOTS that do that
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    • Nah, only want that kinda treatment in the bedroom
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    • Johnathan and Speedwagon would be proud
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    • *chokes woman because she asked* she files charges of domestic abuse shortly after making love. Files for divorce and takes the house. Moves on to the next sucker. Next sucker has her sign a legal document shes too lazy to read. They get divorced and the legal document says I get my house back.
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    • R/niceguys
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    • Gentleman in the streets, freak in the sheets. 👌🏻👌🏻 the perfect man
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    • How do I get a gf
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    • Dude. It's honestly like that. Broke up with my gf of 4 years. Trying to get back into the dating world. And holy fuck. Sluts in the 2000s would be considered holy compared to the average chick
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    • Jonathan Joestar is ashamed of all of you
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    • Literally tho, I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s uncomfortable doing these things because I was raised to never lay a hand on a women
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    • Gentleman in the streets, Dom in the sheets. Gotta give them the ole razzle dazzle and be both. It's how I keep my fiance satisfied. Lol
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    • Gentlemen are where it’s at, I don’t wanna be a “cumslut”
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    • A true gentleman knows how to please a woman, which means choking, slapping, and degrading them when they ask for it
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    • Nope, the one and only place i will ever hit a woman is her ass. I might be a bit of a gruff guy, but I'm every bit of a kind man. Fuck that shit
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    • I mean, I have no problem if a woman wants to get slapped, choked, and spanked. Just sign this waiver and release of all liability... and pay me $5,000
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    • When it's 2019 and you are worried about a me too charge so you keep your hands up and don't make eye contact
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    • “Gag me like a dinosaurs coming.”
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