• when i woke up this morning, my first thought was
'no one visits my grave anymore' and i was really sad for a few minutes so lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like 'wait i don't have a grave what the fuck'
you were possessed
find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass
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