• When I was 5, my parents
convinced my twin and me to
name our goldfish surf and turf,
then a year later, after surf and
turf died, our family was out to
dinner and I saw surf and turf on
the menu. That is my joker origin
story.
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    • Bro, that was setup from the beginning. I’m guessing the dad immediately went out to eat after the fish died huh?
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    • That’s why my dad called mine “captains catch with extra hush puppies”
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    • My parents told me to name my fish double quarter pounder with no cheese and extra pickles and ketchup. Boy was I pissed when I went to McDonald's the next week
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    • QueenLoba 24 jul
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    • (1/2)The new joker was good but it was a bad joker movie. The whole point of joker is that he has no reason for his actions hes insane and hypersane at the same time. Making it mental illness is limiting and tries to explain someone who shouldn't have an explanation. Ledgers was better cuz the story
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    • They died within a year cause you probably bought the cheap $0.15 comet goldfish that make a ton of ammonia and grow to be over a foot long and stuck it in a tiny ass tank or a bowl.
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    • Holy shit! I’m actually early
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    • My dad forced me to name my goldfish Biggie Smalls.
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    • My parents told me to call my bird “Wayfair cabinet”
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    • I got a wonderful lil baby named Aurum! I won him at a fair for after I tossed a ping pong ball into a cup of water:) y'all wanna see a pic of my baby? He used to be grey but he's gotten to be a beautiful gold color and he's bigger now too!
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    • My joker origin story was when my cousin told me to drink vanilla extract, when i told him to he grabbed a cup full of flat root beer, showed me it and drank it. So i smelled the vanilla, it smelled wonderful, so i chugged.
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    • Son eat your fish
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    • I have an orange cat but his name is Loki, not garfield.
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    • My friend had a goat name Stew and a rabbit named Hasenpfeffer
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    • I’m not thirty and this isn’t funny
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    • Yooo, I used to have a betta fish and my step dad told me to name him master so I'd call him master betta and I just now got it
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    • My circus goldfish which I named jack managed to live 5 fucking years.
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    • My goldfish are six years old and all came from carnivals
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    • But is he Mexican Joker?
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    • But wheres the turf
      Bad_Wulph 24 jul
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    • You wanna know . . . How I got these fish?
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    • mean🥺
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    • My twin and I
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    • When i was younger my family was talking about going to a tapas bar and i thought they were saying "topless"
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    • I named my fish BBQ zinger mountain Melt
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    • Wouldn’t it be surf and surf
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    • The idea of a joker with a super mundane backstory is really funny to me
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    • My mom chopped my beta fish in half in front of me because it was sick. We buried it afterwards
      5luml0rd 26 jul
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    • they really played the long run, damn
      Quazerty 26 jul
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    • I've seen this 7 times it wasn't funny the first
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    • So you're telling me that goldfish survived a full year?
      VADR_ 26 jul
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    • Damn
      Legoshi08 26 jul
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    • My parents told me to name mine Crunchwrap Supreme. You should have seen my face the week after when me and parents were ordering food at our local Taco Bell
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    • My parents made me name a turtle stuffed animal Chow Mein. Then I got really upset when they said we were gonna eat Chow Mein for dinner
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    • That’s cruel 😓
      RiceARoni 25 jul
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    • And you guys say men are funny huh?
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    • Was a good movie. However was not what i was wanting or expecting
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    • Most parents: surf and turf are in a better place now. these parents: y'all wanna go out to eat?
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    • My brother tricked my sister into naming her bunny Hasenpfeffer...it’s rabbit stew
      GlGGLES 25 jul
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    • Hi👋🏿
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    • My parents flusher my gold fish down the toilet (._. )
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    • It's how they got their scars.
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    • My family once had a giant aquarium with tons of fish, but when we moved to a different house, my dad dumped all the fish into the toilet or something.
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    • Still not has bad as my haster who ate the other one
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    • This is honestly brilliant
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    • Someone make a South Park Mexican joker reference
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    • Your goldfish live for a year?
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    • The dad when the fish died:
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    • Hoooly shit that’s clever
      AIDSpool 25 jul
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    • "I used to think my life was a tragedy now I realize it's just a fuking comedy."
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    • I had a gerbil named Lemmewinks when i was 6 bc my uncle told me to
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    • Haha
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    • Surf n turf dip from the Mexican restaurant?
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    • Ah that is..... sad yet extremely funny to me and I dont feel like I should apologize
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    • A gold fish that only lived a year? You were already a psychopath.
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    • what do you get when you cross a grieving fish owner with a society that sells the fish at restaurants?
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    • Gold fish can live a year? Thought they naturally die a week later
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    • I named my dog food investment
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    • To high
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    • buzz86 24 jul
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    • A year?
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    • We live in a society
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    • My Joker origin story 'So I was born.'
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    • I just pictured a little six year old reading the menu, and then as she reads surf and turf her eyebrows furrow. She slowly lowers the menu and turns her betrayed gaze towards her parents, and then the first stroke of the violin from the song in “Joker” starts
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    • The long con.
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    • Meat is back on the menu boys
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    • Fuck surf and turf. Means bad news is comin
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    • My twin and I*
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    • My twin and *I
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    • I feel like dad was playing the long game
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    • Wow
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    • I named mine Fred and George well sadly Fred died
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    • Savage
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    • Our dad named it Seven because we kept on seeing random 7 year old girls at our house.
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    • Next time name them "bar" and "harbour"
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    • Oh that’s funny I called mine A McDouble
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    • Man you must have some pretty strong goldfish to live for a year unless I’m mistaken and that’s their actual life span
      Ragecat7 24 jul
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    • I named my fish sushi...
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    • Best part is surf and turf also means... Well just urban dictionary it
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    • *My twin and I*
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    • This is 100% something my dad would’ve done to have a chuckle
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    • You wouldn’t understand
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    • I named my cat after Michael Jackson when I was 5 and I've been calling him Jackson since then, and when people ask where the name came from I just lie about loving Jackson Pollock paintings
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    • Wanna know how I got these scars? Surf and turf
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    • My fish are almost 6 years old
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    • Aye twin gang. I just shit in my twin brother pillow case.
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    • Gotta admit that's a good ass username
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    • I named my fish queasy because I was queasy when i ate him
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    • My wife no smile so i say why no smile she say i no know i say ok and curt hur a smile then i sart cry i say why u no smile i say i no know then i curt me a smile
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    • Lmaoo
      Gab31 24 jul
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    • My twin and I*
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    • Thats not meant to be evil, but would be very traumatic
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    • Your laughing. Surf and turf is on the menu and your laughing.
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    • Twin and I
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    • Im da joka baby
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