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    • Remember what we talked about? You have to get a man aroused to have children
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    • Wow definitely happened
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    • Wait. . .no. . .that’s not how it works. Your Dad owes you. Instead you made your kids owe you for something they were never involved in. This is a good example of what is happening in society today. . .
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    • At first I thought it said the dad yelled I have to poop and honestly that makes it 5x funnier
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    • Then the car came to life and congratulated you, and gave you $200. Amd the cop mailed you 2 tickets to Disneyland.
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    • Then Trump came and he ate my ass while Obama clapped and Bill Clinton was taken to jail
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    • That’s a lie, girls don’t poop
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    • I'll take shit that didn't happen for 400
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    • Good idea, but we know it didn't happen.
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    • And then everyone on the road stopped and clapped
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    • It happened. I was the paper that would’ve been his ticket
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    • Notification bar: When I was 4, my dad... My brain:
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    • Th girl was giving me a BJ while I was driving & the cop pulled me over because I was weaving in & out of lanes. When he pulled me over to give me a ticket, my gf said that I proposed to her & she screamed so loud that I lost control. The cop let met go! I think he knew I was really getting a BJ.
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    • Women learn lying very early.
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    • A cop caught me when I was banging my sister and we had a threesome
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    • It’s true I was the car
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    • Bitch is 4 and already no how tickets work
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    • Why would your kids return the favor? Your dad has to you twat
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    • And then everybody clapped
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    • At 4, I cant imagine you'd even have a concept of a ticket, let alone understand the desire to get out of one.
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    • That’s false. Everyone knows girls don’t poop
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    • Girls don’t poop, fake story
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    • When I was 6 weeks old the president of the United States pulled my dad over and I said, “About tree fiddy” and the president flew my dad and I in the Air Force One plane to my house instead 🤣🤣👏
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    • Yes because I understood the significance about getting pulled over by the police when I was four also, and was similarly witty enough to come up with an impromptu response so as to evade legal repercussions on behalf of my father.
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    • Then Obama showed up and gave them both a medal
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    • It’s true. I was the officers badge
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    • how would she understand tickets when she was four?
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    • Idk my parents gave me a terminal sexually transmitted disease.
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    • it's true i was the bathroom
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    • That's not what "return the favor" means
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    • Story existing on the internet: everyone else: fake
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    • Nobody finds this shit funny. Holy shit im done with this app. To many political shit going on here. Im deleting this and never coming back. Bye yall
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    • Girls poop?
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    • That's not how favors work. You didn't do a favor for your kids, so they can't return it
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    • I doubt a 4 year old would even understand the concept of a ticket
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    • False women don’t poop
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    • At 4 years old it was more likely for to be eating shit in the back seat than to know what a ticket was and screaming out you had to poop would save your dads ass
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    • I thought the dad said he had to poop
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    • Nope because your kids are gonna be on their cell phones with their headphones 🎧 and they ain’t gonna care lol
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    • Then everyone clapped
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    • PTSD is just spicy Deja-vu
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    • Sure hope my kids don’t grow up to be liars
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    • You didn’t do your kids the favor you did it for your dad so he would be the one to return the favor not your kids. If you’re gonna lie at least do it right
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    • A 4 year old knows about the law?
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    • Then Obama came into the bathroom with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and clapped while some fucking dragon broke the bathroom wall and bowed before you
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    • No 4 y/o understands wtf a ticket even is
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    • I did that once, I was going a little under 50 in a 35 (open road) and there was a speed trap but I acted like I didn’t notice the cop. I pulled into a shopping plaza and started to run to a store and when the cop caught up I convinced her I had the runs. I didn’t get a ticket
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    • Yeah I’m sure a 4 year old understood the concept of getting a ticket
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    • Source: dude trust me
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    • I definitely remember things from the time I was 4
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    • At age 4? Really? I'm highly doubtful
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    • Officer:Do you know why I pulled you over? Girl: I have to take a big fat smelly sloppy mushy stinky poop. Officer: Uhh
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    • It's true. I was the car
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    • It’s true. I was the cop
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    • Let’s be real here. That’s not true but look at the bright side. Doofenschmertz isn’t the top feature anymore
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    • Yes let’s all applaud avoiding consequences for your actions
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    • Scream this as an adult. It works.
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    • At 4 ? Bet she was shifting her xl diaper and drooling like a tard. That story is 200% fake
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