When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Bigcatlover1455 Bigcatlover1455
23 sep 2020
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Drink responsibly.
KingAlex KingAlex
19 may
Drink responsibly.
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS
NSTAC
Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
LuckyLook LuckyLook
15 mar
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS NSTAC Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
Wolfram
@ddipospeaks
Me as a house husband showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh for that day.
mmlxix
3 feb
Wolfram @ddipospeaks Me as a house husband showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh for that day.
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
txt2speech
16 jun
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
The city of Sochi, Russia erected a fish statue costing about $3,800 in honor of the gambusia
(aka the "mosquito fish"). In the early 1900s, the fish species were purposefully introduced to the area to fight the infestation of malarial mosquitos, and it worked. There have been no cases of malaria among Sochi residents for over 60 years.
Photo courtesy of Nadiva85 / wikimedia @factsweird
JAVCT JAVCT
25 sep 2020
The city of Sochi, Russia erected a fish statue costing about $3,800 in honor of the gambusia (aka the "mosquito fish"). In the early 1900s, the fish species were purposefully introduced to the area to fight the infestation of malarial mosquitos, and it worked. There have been no cases of malaria among Sochi residents for over 60 years. Photo courtesy of Nadiva85 / wikimedia @factsweird
I don't care what other people think.
enjoy my life with my own rules!
purescotoplanes purescotoplanes
3 jun
I don't care what other people think. enjoy my life with my own rules!
The best things in life are hot & round.
Pizza is life.
shakypurosuelocuh shakypurosuelocuh
29 oct 2020
The best things in life are hot & round. Pizza is life.
WISH PEOPLE RANDOMLY OFFERED ME WEED
AS OFTEN AS MIDDLE SCHOOL DARE, CLASSES SAID THEY WOULD
HighonMemesandWeed HighonMemesandWeed
22 jun
WISH PEOPLE RANDOMLY OFFERED ME WEED AS OFTEN AS MIDDLE SCHOOL DARE, CLASSES SAID THEY WOULD
No one -
Every music video
of the
No one - Every music video of the
when I ask my husband why he let our have ice cream at 10am
@madmoma
She came at me with that angry little badger face---
when I ask my husband why he let our have ice cream at 10am @madmoma She came at me with that angry little badger face---
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
lay.
indy Aurum Cosplay.
led it
Na
lay. indy Aurum Cosplay. led it Na
ISimplyWould ISimplyWould
25 sep 2020
If wrestling is fake, explain this:
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The reason we put fish pictures in our dating profiles is that for a brief second, our happiness is authentic
loner1234 loner1234
26 sep 2020
Tweet The reason we put fish pictures in our dating profiles is that for a brief second, our happiness is authentic
LEE
miss my doge and cat like equals how many pets they'll each get when return home - I miss my doge and cat 😔 1 like equals how many pets they'll each get when I return home
LEE miss my doge and cat like equals how many pets they'll each get when return home - I miss my doge and cat 😔 1 like equals how many pets they'll each get when I return home