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    • I have a spider called Tim on my desk right now. Tim says hi!
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    • So pick it up and put it outside.
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    • Why don’t ya just put it outside?
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    • One spider on the wall doesn't bother me, it's the fact that in a month they'll be 1,000 babies
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    • I just killed one 5 min ago... 😥
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    • I HAD one on my window, he was pretty cool. I even called him Edward, homie would catch annoying ass flies and mosquitoes so I kept him. I posted him on sc once but my mom saw and immediately executed him:( RIP Edward
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    • Garbage movie and plot. Even worse generic overpaid actors
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    • I wouldn’t squish it. I’d just put it in a cup and bring it outside. I don’t care if you’re terrified it’s a living creature and doesn’t deserve to die over something as stupid as being in the same room as you.
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    • If you see a spider on the ground floor of your home its most likely 4th generation as the older spiders lay egg sacks in the eves and the spiderlings push into the attic
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    • Smash your girlfriend not the spider
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    • I'm scared of spiders but I make attempts to leave them alone. As long as they stay away from me we good.
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    • Just kick her out
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    • How does that soul stone feel
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    • Just take it outside. Put it on a bush or tree or under a window. Bugs are attracted to windows and if it gets cold, the window leaks a little heat from inside which should be enough to keep it warm.
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    • I'm always the one to pick em up by they're hind legs and carry em outside
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    • Tbh if I see a spider in my room I let it live. It kills any bugs that find their way into my room 👍
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    • I had a spider friend in my house and left him alone cuz he wasn’t bothering anyone. I’m pretty sure my mom killed him. :(
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    • Wrong meme oof
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    • Theres two dark blues, cool blue and blue cherry
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    • Put it outside then
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    • When you finish beating your meat but want to go for another round
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    • Just let him outside
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    • I had a spider friend who lived in the electrical outlet next to my bed. He never bothered me, so I never bothered him. Then one day I stopped seeing him. I like to think hes out there living his best life. But he prob ded. RIP Henry.
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    • Lol girl what fucking girl?!
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    • more like when theres a spider and you wanna be cocky when you kill
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    • Send him outside
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    • I dont mind spiders, but if one is in my room it needs to die.
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    • Avengers is over forever, so should its memes
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    • Smoosh?
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    • Just pick it up and move it, or dump that pussy ass bitch
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    • Don’t you mean SQUOOZ
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    • It's the opposite for me, a female, almost every guy I know is scared of spiders and meanwhile I'm trying to hold one
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    • I have a spider behind my bedroom door. Named George. Better hope dude doesn’t get curious.
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    • I knew I wasn’t the only one to pity spiders. Just trying to make it to their next meal.
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    • Nope. Idc how mad it makes my GF, I pick them up and put them outside.
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    • Maybe teach your girl to not be a little bitch and simply take that spider dude outside?
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    • Destroy it! Cast it into the fire!
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    • Well I mean you could always take it outside
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    • Spiders are fine living anywhere that I'm not but they walk through a death barrier when they approach me.
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    • No fuck spiders
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    • But the spider scares your girl away and you find out she has aids. Spider bro saved your life. Snap it back to life.
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    • Me and my girlfriend really like spiders. We go flip over rocks and stuff and catch them. Our boyfriend doesn't like spiders very much tho. We protec him
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    • Just lift him and deposit outside
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    • My bf is the one afraid of spiders and I litteraly throw him to the ground when he tries going after spiders. I usually let them outside or allow them to escape out of reach.
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    • Just put it outside dude bro homo
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    • No, she can just fucking live with it.
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    • Just throw em outside you mongoloid
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    • Remember when every monday, there was always a plethora of Walking Dead memes and how that show used to rule this app? That was a good time.
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    • Bros b4 hoes,, What are you doin??
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    • Gandalf noooo
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    • WHAT UP BITCHES, ITS STEVE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING FISHBACH
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    • Murder the little fucker to dust!
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    • Sorry but I just hate the thought of being roommates with a spider simply because of the mere possibility of it ever touching me
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    • Just take him outside, pussy
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    • “tryna to” idk why but that pissed me off
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    • Bitch, if you in MY HOUSE you're DEAD
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    • I don’t like spiders either.....but I don’t think they deserve to die bc they scare people. So put them outside. Same with any insect really.....except for mosquitoes. They can all die. =__=
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    • There's been a spider living in my driver side rear view mirror and one time I broke his web and it came back the next day but laid thicker
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    • Tryna to
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    • Yeah don’t know why... but I read spider as spoiler and I read this post 4 times
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    • True
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    • Fuck what your girlfriend wants
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    • Lol this meme can't even die
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    • I once seen a jumping spider pounce on a roach I left that spider alone it was the homie.
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    • I use a cup or piece of paper and put em outside, they're a useful part of our ecosystem and there's so many of them that even if you spent all your time killing them they'd still show up regularly
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    • My boyfriend and I always put them outside. Sometimes he squishes the mean ones but I try to save them first
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    • Here's a brainwave.. Don't fucking kill them. They literally will not bite you 99 percent of the time and you can just yeet em outside
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    • I’ve been seeing spiders all over my house lately and honestly I feel bad every time I kill them
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    • This is too relatable
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    • Dump your girl
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    • All insect in my house die, fuck them bastards
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    • They don’t play mfing rent
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    • You could just pick it up with a paper towel and toss it out if you don't want to kill it.
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    • I haven’t received any rent from these spiders. They can get the fuck out or get smooshed
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    • I had a Spider in our house, his name was Jinko, I told him to pay rent, someone in my house was a smartass and put $100 on my chest before I woke up....... that or a Spider Actually paid me, I don't know which is worse
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    • Just catch it in a cup and release it outside
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    • F in the chat for spiderbro. He knew.
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    • Squash the girl and have a good time with your spider friend
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    • Sureeeeeee “my girl” good cover up. Miss me with that gay shiT
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    • Nust toss them outside and inform her that he may be back at a later date.
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    • Just put him outside?
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    • I feel this after killing ant beds to try and keep them from getting all over my pets
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    • Was in the bathroom and came out to a bunch of girls screaming cause of a spider, after washing my hands I stepped on it no problem and they said “thanks sister” and i regret killing that spider every day now
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    • Boi set that house on fire.... My house burned down cause someone hit it with a truck, must have seen a spider in his truck
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    • I'm a really bad arachtophobe, but even I will go out of my way to get the little guy outside in a bush or something where he can eat. All life matters, no matter how small
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    • a cup and paper will do the trick murderer
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    • I just put my homies outside
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    • What if it was a spider mother and she never came back to her kids?
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    • He's not paying rent
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    • F*CK ALL SPIDERS...🕷️+💀=🌍😁🎉
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    • I just pick it up and put it outside. Then I get yelled at about how it’s just gonna get back into the house.
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    • you could just get a paper and slide him on it and let him out but okay
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    • I throw em out most of the time, or in the drain
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    • “Little one” :P
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    • They are illegally immagrating into my house without my say. Th1eh deserve whats comin once they pass those walls.
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    • Well one... I don't have a girl. Two.... I'm the one scared of spiders. You played yourself
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