• When I say I wanta
biblical wife
What people think I mean: I want a
wife who is passive and subservient
What I really mean: I want a wife who
is totally willing to drive a tent
spike into a tyrant's head should the
opportunity arise.
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    • Autauga 21 jul
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    • Having a Biblical wife means that you submit to her (Yeah, that verse about wives submitting to their husbands, try reading literally 1 or 2 verses down) Husbands and wives are meant to be mutually submissive to eachother.
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    • I know it’s supposed to be a joke but I would like to put that into context. Men are supposed to love the wife like Christ loves his church. In return the wife shouldn’t have a problem with submitting to him because he loves her perfectly. When he doesn’t, she is not called to submit to him
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    • mimmy 21 jul
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    • I thought it said "I want a Bionicle wife" and got confused when I seen the stabbing a Tyrant in the head?
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    • There are some fuckin badass women in the Bible
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    • God uses women mightily in the Bible. Sarah, Deborah, Rahab, Ruth, Abigail, Jael, Esther, Priscilla, Anna, Martha, Mary, Lydia, Phoebe... there are amazing women in Scripture, and if you don’t recognize these women’s names, go read the stories of what God used them to accomplish.
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    • Nothing wrong with wanting a “traditional” or “biblical” marriage. I just hate when men say they want that because they want to act like they own their wife.
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    • Get me that woman who runs the household and fields, so I can go fuck shit up at the city gates and war.
      rocko15 21 jul
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    • Is that a motherfucken Judges reference?
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    • Why the heck does everyone think Christians actually believe women are supposed to be lesser or submissive? The Bible explicitly says that the two are supposed to be mutually responsible for and devoted to each other. It's not one dominant and the other submissive; it's mutually submissive.
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    • I don’t want a submissive wife, I just want one who’s nice and loyal
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    • freakingstupidrat
      If you wanna read the war/ride and die type shit in the bible then the book of judges is for you fam
      freakingstupidrat 21 jul
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    • Big booby goddess tyrant slayer girlfriend?
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    • I want a wife who’s in the church because I’m a Christian and I’m not raising my kids with someone who disagrees with my beliefs
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    • 1) is a gurl (optional) 2) cares ab me
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    • Submissive is not the same thing as subservient in the same way real leadership isn't the same thing as force. People link the ideas in their head sometimes because of a few similarities but then leave out all the nuance that separates the two.
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    • Women can’t “submit” to you if you’re too afraid to talk to them in real life you fucking morons
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    • bill1212 21 jul
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    • Now a better time than ever, so we overthrowing the government now or what?
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    • For what? So she can seduce me, and next thing you know I have the wrath of the Lord against me? No, thanks
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    • I just want the woman from Song of Solomon 7
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    • Fuck Jezebel all my homies hate Jezebel.
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    • Jael was a badass ngl
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    • I wanna be a passive and subservient wife 🥺🥺
      Arting 21 jul
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    • I want that kinda wife that gives me five cute babies and loves god
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    • I want a wife that turns and looks back at the city that we are fleeing and then turns into a salt statue... Old testament baby
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    • The French be like: “Yo, check this!” *decapitates government official*
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    • I just want a wife that communicates with me about what she wants and doesn't weaponize sex
      Odinkiin 22 jul
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    • How about: A woman that is loyal to me and honestly loves me, would never betray and in return I’ll be completely loyal to her and wouldn’t ever betray her. But also isn’t afraid to drive a spike through the head of someone trying to cause trouble
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    • You want a bitch that gets pregnant by someone else and then say it was a miracle.
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    • I want a wife who is passive and subservient
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    • kanep0e 21 jul
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    • All the Christians here trying to explain how modern their views on gender roles are
      Zakybear 21 jul
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    • I want to name my first daughter after her not even lying I love that name even tho in English it kinda sounds like a guy name but I don’t care my little future princess is gonna be amazing
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    • A church girl that go to church and REAADD HER BIIBBLLLE
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    • Find yourselves a Proverbs 31 woman.
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    • I just want a fun wife I can cuddle
      xCheemsx 21 jul
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    • Christians are supposed to be warriors with big hearts
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    • I want a wife who will encourage me to be better and hold me accountable
      bska200 21 jul
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    • Plain 21 jul
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    • Why not both
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    • I want a wife made of salt
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    • I want a wife who will cut my sons foreskin to stop god from force choking me
      Aaria 22 jul
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    • It’s weird how allot of people who claim to hate the government worship trump
      Bdogbm07 21 jul
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    • Sounds like Lady MacBeth and I’m all for it
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    • I just want someone who loves me man
      _Ursus 21 jul
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    • As someone who grew up in a conservative Christian home, I REALLY think there is something to the whole Amish tradition where they go out into the world and decide if the want to come back. It creates a whole new depth and understanding to what you decide to believe. (cont)
      kayjjXD 21 jul
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    • I think people get the term submissive wrong when it’s used biblically. It really just means to respect her husbands authority, not really “submission”
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    • What I mean: I'm tired of every woman I meat having had several dicks inside her already
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    • I was almost named Jael but my parents weren't sure about how I'd feel being named after someone who drove a tent peg through someone's head. Little do they know I'd be down for it.
      NobleLyd 21 jul
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    • Judges Chapter 4. My parents got my name from this passage...
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    • If you think being monogamous means being subservient then you need to seriously reevaluate your moral values.
      swempley 21 jul
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    • It means I don’t want a gf with a body count of 20
      An1R 21 jul
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    • Nobody on this app has a problem with that
      SquidIan 21 jul
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    • A man of culture in search of a woman of culture.
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    • I can’t handle a highly religious lover, but I can handle and join a tyrant hunter
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    • A wife is supposed to be a helper to the man making decisions, ie Adam & Eve.
      MrQ61 21 jul
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    • And bath naked on roof tops
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    • You want a wife who will let you marry her sister and like 3 servants all cause she cant have kids?
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    • The man is the head of the woman and god is head of the man
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    • Fun fact: This tyrant drank a glass of milk before taking nap when he got a stake through his head
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    • Nope I mean the first one.
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    • Equal partnership in marriage is a myth, and anyone who believes in it is an idiot that is lying himself/herself. One of the spouses will always have more power than the other. Its the natural order of the universe. You cannot have a country with 2 presidents with equal power. Doesn't work.
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    • Christians believe that men and women are equal in the eyes of God and therefore equal beings. That said we have different roles in a family unit.
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    • Is it to much to ask for both
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    • Nah i want her to shut up and do as shes told cause i pay for everything if she doesnt want that she has her American right to leave me get her own job and make her own decisions but while i pay for everything i decide everything
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    • Fuck religion
      tmmart3z 22 jul
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    • I want her not to talk, dress in conservative clothing, lay down and take this D whenever I tell her to, and again keep her trap shut. Also has the understanding that I’ll pummel her face in if she talks.
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    • So One you can trade as a slave?
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    • But I would also want her to be passive and subservient.
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    • Yikes. That'll be a no from me dawg.
      NyapGod 24 jul
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    • LordHuron 24 jul
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    • hello ladies and gentlemen & welcome 2 another episode of "count the angry atheists!" the show where the most nonsensical, ignorant comment about how God sucks so he doesn't exist wins! sponsored by rationalwiki, I'm ur host"guy who believes in an invisible sky daddy" let's meet our contestants!
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    • I thought it meant she wasn't a ho
      Jcon 24 jul
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    • Find you a wife like Deborah
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    • Remember if someone asks what would Jesus do, chasing fools with a whip is within the realm of possibility
      LilBrusa 23 jul
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    • Just want a wife who loves me and only me
      Wet_Memes 23 jul
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    • Fuck tyrants all me and my homies hate tyrants
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    • “I want a biblical wife” what people think I mean: submissive and obedient. What I actually mean: a wife that’ll fuck up my life by tricking me into eating a forbidden apple ruining my life and dooming humanity to sin. Also big titties
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    • Even the Bible doesn't support the idea of a subservient passive wife. The passage that says "wives be submissive to your husband's" comes immediately after a long passage telling men to basically die for their wives and put them before everything else. The idea is everyone should serve each other.
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    • The Bible does teach wives to submit to there husbands. But it doesn't teach all women to be submissive to men.
      Raredream 23 jul
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    • The true tyrants were the jews
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    • Equal yoked. The woman submits to the husband and the husband provides for the wife. He submits to her needs. She takes care of him and he takes care of her. As every relationship should be.
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    • As long as you don’t end up with a wife like Lot’s. I hear she’s one salty bitch.
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    • Tbh I'm really not into women who are submissive I like em ,Teddy Roosevelt in Political cartoons, strong
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    • But what you get is some bitch made of salt
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    • I am turning 19 tomorrow and still haven’t had my first kiss. I’m waiting for marriage to lose my virginity. I can honestly say that me being a Christian, wholesome girl makes it hard to find someone compatible with me.
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    • Ya know for a community full of people that hate christians, there’s a lot of positive christian comments here.. its a nice change..
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    • I want a church guuuuurl that go to church
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    • Anybody else thinking lilith was pretty cool before eve came around amd ruined it all?
      __bug__ 23 jul
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    • We probably have different ideas in mind but I agree with the tyrant head spike part
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    • I want a God fearing woman who submits to me and submits to God and is faithful. And she needs to have good genetics too.
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    • I'm really thankful I have that with my husband. He's agnostic. I was raised in a house with a jewish mom and Christian dad. My husband is doting, compassionate and patient. His gentle care makes me melt into him. I am truly blessed.
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    • Biblical marriage = husband & wife are equal, but the man is the head and gets the final say.
      Wahgineer 23 jul
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