When I'm given verbal instructions
Can you tihe part ofthe stuff where you all about (hings?
kingofsamoa kingofsamoa
27 jan 2021
When I'm given verbal instructions Can you tihe part ofthe stuff where you all about (hings?
"engine loses compression*
Me: Adds more nitrous.
Engine:
You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
"engine loses compression* Me: Adds more nitrous. Engine: You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on - Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on
QueenSpook QueenSpook
21 sep 2020
Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on - Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat
"er, > Oe
A\
ACCEPTABLE
eyes eyes
21 sep 2020
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat "er, > Oe A\ ACCEPTABLE
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite
How is that 'possible
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite How is that 'possible
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good?
k.
Ultimate ag Machine*
Sheriff_Levithan Sheriff_Levithan
29 sep 2020
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good? k. Ultimate ag Machine*
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
When you're trying to smash one of those crystal loving chicks so you pretend to be into the weird shit too:
When you're trying to smash one of those crystal loving chicks so you pretend to be into the weird shit too:
when the teacher brings her kid to class
Girls: OMG he is soo cute
Boys:
Baby Throwing Contest
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deyspocito222 deyspocito222
25 sep 2020
when the teacher brings her kid to class Girls: OMG he is soo cute Boys: Baby Throwing Contest MrBeast Shorts 2.8 lakh views 1 hour ago
McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl"
Me:
Dawson Dawson
9 oct 2020
McDonald's: "The 20pc serves 4 ppl" Me:
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
SenoirConsuela SenoirConsuela
17 feb
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men...
Disappoint in real life!
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men... Disappoint in real life!
So the local doggy daycare posted pictures of the dogs going down their slide. Most of the dogs had a blast! (Most)
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
22 sep 2020
So the local doggy daycare posted pictures of the dogs going down their slide. Most of the dogs had a blast! (Most)
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?"
Mom:
VenomRick VenomRick
3 jan 2021
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?" Mom:
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety.
You sure about this outfit?
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety. You sure about this outfit?
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR
YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
15 jan 2021
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
Krista Fullerton(:
@kristaaaaaaa_
So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and
apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear
Y'all.. just look how cute this is
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
26 sep 2020
Krista Fullerton(: @kristaaaaaaa_ So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear Y'all.. just look how cute this is
Josh Stockhill, a Four-year-old boy who has beaten leukeamia twice in his short life, starts his first day of school.
amansingh
26 apr
Josh Stockhill, a Four-year-old boy who has beaten leukeamia twice in his short life, starts his first day of school.