when I finally find the lighter that was in my hand
4 Th I
thebomee thebomee
24 nov 2020
when I finally find the lighter that was in my hand 4 Th I
E_JACulate E_JACulate
23 sep 2020
i think just permanently gave my dog nightmares
his profile picture.
stuffIfindFunny stuffIfindFunny
23 sep 2020
his profile picture.
"YOU JUST GONNA DO METH AND JERK OFF ALL NIGHT AGAIN?"
ME:
"YOU JUST GONNA DO METH AND JERK OFF ALL NIGHT AGAIN?" ME:
Weeb: "exists"
Other weelos:
Shut
@ythoway, I'm a virgin
weebitch weebitch
23 sep 2020
Weeb: "exists" Other weelos: Shut @ythoway, I'm a virgin
[PEANUTS GROWLING]
ShotgunMipha ShotgunMipha
9 aug 2020
[PEANUTS GROWLING]
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do
"Do you want some toothpaste?"
ErosOne ErosOne
7 may
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do "Do you want some toothpaste?"
None of you know her, but this is my first dog. I had to put her down today and it's the hardest choice I've eve! made. I just wanted to say love you one more time
Giget. Thanks for being my best friend
kiba__ kiba__
22 sep 2020
None of you know her, but this is my first dog. I had to put her down today and it's the hardest choice I've eve! made. I just wanted to say love you one more time Giget. Thanks for being my best friend
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
I cried when my dad chopped onions
Onions was a good dog
like dark humor
but holy fuck
Senpaithiccums Senpaithiccums
30 sep 2020
I cried when my dad chopped onions Onions was a good dog like dark humor but holy fuck
THIS ISN'T
Billie Eilish
aN
THIS ISN'T Billie Eilish aN
Judge_life Judge_life
23 sep 2020
He won costume contest as a water bottle
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this
short obstacle course for me
1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid:
Lay
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
5 dec 2020
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this short obstacle course for me 1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid: Lay
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul
keep telling everybody that they should move on.
Some do, but not us.
jemd3
10 mar
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul keep telling everybody that they should move on. Some do, but not us.