When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT,
WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT, WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL
Hot Topic employee:
Samael Samael
1 dec 2020
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL Hot Topic employee:
worksforwhiskey:
No don't know anything about that
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
worksforwhiskey: No don't know anything about that
People who play video games: didn't
think I was being loud"
Also people who play video games:
@BorderlineBrat
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan
People who play video games: didn't think I was being loud" Also people who play video games: @BorderlineBrat
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right?
Texas power companies:
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right? Texas power companies:
My server said he liked my necklace....
- Twitter for iPhone
yowza.
@lmHardlyA1
Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
swae swae
29 sep 2020
My server said he liked my necklace.... - Twitter for iPhone yowza. @lmHardlyA1 Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
DANC
MALE STREAMER
(Optional) Search for Delt
SEAS
PERSONAL MATTERS Fin elch
MISCELLANEOUS ein to Wi
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deogame
cutekinkyuwumemes5 cutekinkyuwumemes5
25 mar
DANC MALE STREAMER (Optional) Search for Delt SEAS PERSONAL MATTERS Fin elch MISCELLANEOUS ein to Wi Top Tipt deogame
averagefairy
why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
averagefairy why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
What the first Minecraft tree sees
Spiltmilk Spiltmilk
21 nov 2020
What the first Minecraft tree sees
YOU MAY BE HIGH
BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHNNY CASH EATING CAKE IN A BUSH HIGH
SpeedyG187 SpeedyG187
1 dec 2020
YOU MAY BE HIGH BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHNNY CASH EATING CAKE IN A BUSH HIGH
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
ignorantmemerinoto ignorantmemerinoto
14 apr
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
/pcmasterrace
@1 Bi @3 @1
Posted by i.redd.it
My sister has been saving for a PC for over a year, but 2020 sucks. She had
to put her cat down, lost her job due to covid, had to burn though her PC savings in the last few months. Her birthday is next week, I decided to try and make this year a little better for her.
GIGABYTE
Share
on that
1200AM 1200AM
21 sep 2020
/pcmasterrace @1 Bi @3 @1 Posted by i.redd.it My sister has been saving for a PC for over a year, but 2020 sucks. She had to put her cat down, lost her job due to covid, had to burn though her PC savings in the last few months. Her birthday is next week, I decided to try and make this year a little better for her. GIGABYTE Share on that
me: google give me a gentle coyote
google:
fandomdeity36 fandomdeity36
22 jan 2021
me: google give me a gentle coyote google:
Jonah inside the whale after being swallowed
KOB1T3H KOB1T3H
7 may
Jonah inside the whale after being swallowed
Me: Please be careful on that
My toddler:
JACK ASS
i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: Please be careful on that My toddler: JACK ASS i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Celebrities : *flexing with their $100,000 watch*
My $40 watch telling me the same time :
Celebrities : *flexing with their $100,000 watch* My $40 watch telling me the same time :
Me: I have to start eating healthier
Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
ry
Download the @memes app
itsham itsham
28 sep 2020
Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: ry Download the @memes app