When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
pangur-and-grim:
I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this
and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible
Pangur I am sorry
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
24 sep 2020
pangur-and-grim: I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible Pangur I am sorry
DILP
dog i'd like to pet
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
26 sep 2020
DILP dog i'd like to pet
Cat doing some paw and order.
xx51Audi50xx xx51Audi50xx
22 sep 2020
Cat doing some paw and order.
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
1blondie 1blondie
14 apr
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR
YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
15 jan 2021
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
When you have no milk for your cookie
dravenz dravenz
2 mar
When you have no milk for your cookie
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
pisspot35 pisspot35
2 jun
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
*In a Parallel Universe
I ied
Send testacles plz
NYPD NYPD
15 apr
*In a Parallel Universe I ied Send testacles plz
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
When you need your arm twisted to play a board game instead of a videogame.
dp
DarthBoner DarthBoner
16 sep 2020
When you need your arm twisted to play a board game instead of a videogame. dp
Pikachu: Shoots lightning bolts
Charizard: Can breathe fire
Squirtle:
CuteSylveon CuteSylveon
15 mar
Pikachu: Shoots lightning bolts Charizard: Can breathe fire Squirtle:
"Can we listen to something besides
1700s Sea Shanties?"
lowgin_powerdrill lowgin_powerdrill
10 oct 2020
"Can we listen to something besides 1700s Sea Shanties?"
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
Belvedier0609 Belvedier0609
16 apr
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them
Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
whaaaaaaa whaaaaaaa
21 sep 2020
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft
His 64 dogs:
so you have chosen death.
greasymitts greasymitts
23 sep 2020
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft His 64 dogs: so you have chosen death.
This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
grandmasbootycheeks4 grandmasbootycheeks4
19 dec 2020
This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modem problems require modern solutions
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modem problems require modern solutions
feeding my dog
* * *My food
dog:
me eating my cheese burger and fries
Our food
TrashBot TrashBot
24 sep 2020
feeding my dog * * *My food dog: me eating my cheese burger and fries Our food
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep
Me at 3 am watching him explain:
Quirk Quirk
22 apr
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep Me at 3 am watching him explain: