When human life expectancy is 79 years but you finish it in
14
stickmen52 stickmen52
18 dec 2020
When human life expectancy is 79 years but you finish it in 14
Look into the eyes challenge
you failed bro
Look into the eyes challenge you failed bro
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
23 oct 2020
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing tomorrow, come on guys I on't have 2020 vision.
KingOfMarveI KingOfMarveI
31 dec 2020
I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing tomorrow, come on guys I on't have 2020 vision.
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
blasterkeg1972 blasterkeg1972
26 feb
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
Got a new dog today and it wont stop trying to eat my phone.
Darren Young updated his profile picture.
18 Nov 2019
3 comments
Joy Young a smile might be good
Darren Young
Nothing to smile about in my life.
AS
sweb sweb
5 oct 2020
Darren Young updated his profile picture. 18 Nov 2019 3 comments Joy Young a smile might be good Darren Young Nothing to smile about in my life. AS
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Bigcatlover1455 Bigcatlover1455
23 sep 2020
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
Water
Ice julce
Ocean sauce
Fish air
Secrets Secrets
26 sep 2020
Water Ice julce Ocean sauce Fish air
feeding my dog
* * *My food
dog:
me eating my cheese burger and fries
Our food
TrashBot TrashBot
24 sep 2020
feeding my dog * * *My food dog: me eating my cheese burger and fries Our food
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
JDHadx
19 oct 2020
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far - 5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far
captainhowdy556 captainhowdy556
24 sep 2020
5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far - 5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple?
Her: oh no, we're just friends haha
Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
MisandryMurder MisandryMurder
24 sep 2020
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple? Her: oh no, we're just friends haha Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
Someone needs to tell Mark Ruffalo that he's famous
" Emma
@MakeMemeEmmea
Just another reason why he is my favourite marvel super hero
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
25 sep 2020
Someone needs to tell Mark Ruffalo that he's famous " Emma @MakeMemeEmmea Just another reason why he is my favourite marvel super hero
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself
proudblackconservative
Responsible af. good doggo.
trashgOd
You can't be mad at him
psychedelicfelon
Definitely should give him a treat
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Evangalizar Evangalizar
22 sep 2020
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself proudblackconservative Responsible af. good doggo. trashgOd You can't be mad at him psychedelicfelon Definitely should give him a treat Smilin Daily Wholesome News
Someone: *bites the dust*
Queen:
There is another one
Someone: *bites the dust* Queen: There is another one