When human life expectancy is 79 years but you finish it in
14
stickmen52 stickmen52
18 dec 2020
When human life expectancy is 79 years but you finish it in 14
noon noon
27 sep 2020
© Based on: dbzmode
dbamode When she text you "have a nice life..." likes she's done...Then you wake up to 8 paragraphs in the morning
coochielations
By @yoonogy
everyone please look at my girlfriend's
Cat...he just stands
HajimeIchinose HajimeIchinose
25 sep 2020
coochielations By @yoonogy everyone please look at my girlfriend's Cat...he just stands
Disney: We want to do a movie about a vegetable family.
Pixar: *develops Onion Mom*
DrPepper DrPepper
24 feb
Disney: We want to do a movie about a vegetable family. Pixar: *develops Onion Mom*
Tee Grizzley: "Blue beam on that choppa Kamehameha
I throw them dragon balls at you like
I'm Kakarot"
Goku:
55555666666
26 sep 2020
Tee Grizzley: "Blue beam on that choppa Kamehameha I throw them dragon balls at you like I'm Kakarot" Goku:
Other Fandom: It's okay, you know
my favorite character died too.
he Supernatural Fandom:
Not 50 times in
Other Fandom: It's okay, you know my favorite character died too. he Supernatural Fandom: Not 50 times in
The face he makes after you give him some pussy, take him out to eat, and call him cute
MarkDuval MarkDuval
27 sep 2020
The face he makes after you give him some pussy, take him out to eat, and call him cute
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying
Also my dad:
IWannaFuckingDieFam IWannaFuckingDieFam
17 mar
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying Also my dad:
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Cougars be like...that young man is
SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
BoUndNGaGeD BoUndNGaGeD
5 jan 2021
Cougars be like...that young man is SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
when you checking sometning In t oven and the heat smack tf out your face
YourGirlYani
15 jan 2021
when you checking sometning In t oven and the heat smack tf out your face
isabella steger @
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Agentdeness Agentdeness
20 sep 2020
isabella steger @ yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
Cz
sugondeeze sugondeeze
13 oct 2020
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died Cz
Whatever she's squirting...I'm drinking!
Whatever she's squirting...I'm drinking!
good ol days
People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
17 nov 2020
good ol days People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for
$1,000,000 <\3
65
Syntex_Infinity
Replying to @turntdais
yea
InfinityGD InfinityGD
25 sep 2020
tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for $1,000,000 <\3 65 Syntex_Infinity Replying to @turntdais yea
"You attract what you fear"
Oh my god! I'm so scared of being hot! Ha!
RES
can't believed that worked!
"You attract what you fear" Oh my god! I'm so scared of being hot! Ha! RES can't believed that worked!
When you're wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide
Meth Meth
7 dec 2020
When you're wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide