When he says he like girls with glasses, he means this:
Not this
unfit_trypdamemev2 unfit_trypdamemev2
18 dec 2020
When he says he like girls with glasses, he means this: Not this
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple?
Her: oh no, we're just friends haha
Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
MisandryMurder MisandryMurder
24 sep 2020
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple? Her: oh no, we're just friends haha Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
When sit on my balls by accident
When sit on my balls by accident
me: wants dog
me: gets dog
me and dog:
Samy Samy
25 sep 2020
me: wants dog me: gets dog me and dog:
this is what kevin has me for my contact...
Baby Gorl
Remind Me Message
Accept
Blakesterrr Blakesterrr
5 mar
this is what kevin has me for my contact... Baby Gorl Remind Me Message Accept
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs
Being a standup comedian
Being
Hollywood actor
comedian
...of free choice.
KingGarb KingGarb
25 sep 2020
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs Being a standup comedian Being Hollywood actor comedian ...of free choice.
my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking.
Itachy Itachy
23 sep 2020
my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking.
What if 2020 isn't a bad year, but the start of a bad decade?
{softly]
Don't.
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
29 dec 2020
What if 2020 isn't a bad year, but the start of a bad decade? {softly] Don't.
Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
la
Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water la
*In a Parallel Universe
I ied
Send testacles plz
NYPD NYPD
15 apr
*In a Parallel Universe I ied Send testacles plz
Kanye scores 106 Points
Against Wheelchair
Basketball Team
A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored
106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
KanyeW3st KanyeW3st
12 mar
Kanye scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored 106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
Her: You wanna go upstairs?
Me: Sure...
Her: Do you have protection?
Me: W-why, what's up there?
ag
2old2meme 2old2meme
15 nov 2020
Her: You wanna go upstairs? Me: Sure... Her: Do you have protection? Me: W-why, what's up there? ag
After spending 6 straight days with her and you tell her you're going to chill with
the homies for an hour
After spending 6 straight days with her and you tell her you're going to chill with the homies for an hour
Me: Hey buddy, don't jump off the back of the couch, you'll hurt yourself!
My toddler:
I'm peaco
me
Me: Hey buddy, don't jump off the back of the couch, you'll hurt yourself! My toddler: I'm peaco me
When you catch your partner sniffing another dog's butt
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
28 sep 2020
When you catch your partner sniffing another dog's butt
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
ChastityDefender ChastityDefender
25 may
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
Let's see
I what is out there today!
Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
Let's see I what is out there today! Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT
Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
SilentEchos SilentEchos
11 feb
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun*
Funny: How far can she squirt?
DarthBoner DarthBoner
11 jun
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun* Funny: How far can she squirt?