• When he pisses his
ants, but the wet spot
Starts at his knee
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    • Nobody's dick is that long, not even long dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick, hence the name
      Indica 23 jul
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    • The mf attached a straw to his pee hole 😐
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    • Baggy pants
      sarubbbi 19 jul
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    • I never wanted a long penis, especially not after a video of a dude snapping his penis after a thrust went too far back
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    • How horny do you have to be to make these memes
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    • Mines starts right below my belt
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    • Ok but he still pissed himself. Unless you like sucking peecocks
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    • Oh shut it. They couldn’t handle that much D anyway. Ow, it’s too big. My stomach hurts. I hear it all the time. #Bigdickproblems
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    • i knew a guy who wasnt allowed to wear gym shorts
      gaygalaxy 24 jul
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    • I thought it meant he was peeing out of his knee. Virginity is badass
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    • big D’s hurt. my husband is big and he has to be careful since he makes me bleed almost every time
      yinniebby 24 jul
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    • No woman likes dick that big unless they’re a pornstar. Honestly i stray away from 6+
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    • On the one hand, he pisses himself, but that hog tho
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    • Objectifying men, thats cool
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    • My friend had a 9 incher and told me no one liked it because it hurt
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    • Here come the people with a piss kink
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    • Guys guys if you sub to me you will gain absolutely...nothing
      IVzay2 23 jul
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    • Plot twist, his knees were so high.
      kjds 23 jul
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    • My wet spot starts at the end of my dick.
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    • Ladies if wanna get turned on quick with your man, cuddle naked together
      asthmatic 23 jul
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    • Got that long schlong!! That schmeatt!!! That longdong
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    • It’s sad when women will judge men on their penis size but get offended when they are judged on their weight, breast + ass size.
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    • When she names a shit after your dick because it was the Biggest shit she ever took
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    • Why do guys think they have to have a fire hose? Lmao
      tstuffing 23 jul
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    • My shit hangs down in the water of the toilet
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    • Grower not a shower, or as I say, got that Broly Dick
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    • not possible the largest human penis naturally belongs to some man in spain and it's 20 inches
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    • Anyone else ever be hitting it from behind and pull out a bit too much then it next thrust you bend ur dick.
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    • Mood
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    • Ah yes a midget
      De_gato 23 jul
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    • I may be 5' 1" but my dick is 1' 5"
      deadfeet3 26 jul
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    • Ok so let’s say on the off chance someone’s dick is actually that long, r they not wearing underwear or something which would hold your dick up way higher than your knees smh
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    • Water proof boxer will do that
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    • Long dong siver moment
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    • Big dicks are kind overrated ngl
      RiceARoni 25 jul
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    • Mine is above my belly button
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    • Imagine having a big dick, this post was made by small dick gang
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    • no
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    • Allow me to introduce myself
      Smallpp3 23 jul
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    • My wet spot starts at my chest
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    • What? 😂
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    • Why are these features so bad?
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    • I’ve never failed to hit a cervix so I’m happy.
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    • He just got that long schlong
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    • That doesn't happen you oversized horse cock craving bitches 😂
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    • He must have one monster schlong for it to start at his knee
      Twigg___ 23 jul
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    • Depending on how tall they are, that's either huge or at least average.
      bruhsagna 23 jul
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    • Sheesh
      hardwired 23 jul
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    • I get it cause lactation
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    • Damn this happened to me just last week.
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    • My cock is huge
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    • I don’t get it cause I’m retarded
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    • That's bullshit. When you pee you don't get fully hard so that's not even his full length and it's at his mf'ing knee......
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    • Yup cause dick size jokes are funny...
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    • Mine starts mid thigh... Not that I would know.
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    • ...his bag leaked?
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    • Big meat hurts small vaginas. Not all women can fit tennis balls in their snatch like a magic act
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    • Futanari?
      StaminUp 26 jul
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    • Yea I can relate
      Ekko 26 jul
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    • Get a funnel and pee in my butt
      Soymilk 26 jul
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    • Wait, real question. Do girls have boners on their bodies?
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    • One day brother
      Gerralt 26 jul
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    • Please take away my ability to read
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    • Reminds me of that Game of Thrones joke.
      NinjaBug 26 jul
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    • why is this here 😂😂
      ZoDaddy 25 jul
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    • so confused 😂😂
      ZoDaddy 25 jul
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    • Bro don’t tell em that I sweat a lot
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    • I was kicked from the wrestling team because I made a “joke” about how my jock was too small and my dick was hanging out
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    • Then you find out it's just a catheter and that was just his pp bag
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    • Means his catheter disconnected...
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    • Haha same I also have the big penis
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    • Ladies: is 6.5 okay? Answer honestly - please and thank you
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    • Why are people so Obsessed with dick size? Who gives a fuck? You should be happy as long as it works. Brainwashed society.
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    • Catheter
      consmet01 25 jul
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    • That's a nice cock bro
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    • He wearing no underwear, baggyass pants, and has a huge schlong.
      ether41 24 jul
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    • Looks like the female version of eminem
      Dolemite 24 jul
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    • One word: catheter
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    • When your dick points down, where the fuck is piss supposed to go... In the toilet stupid.
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    • Why does she look like Eminem?
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