When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive
Garden"
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
22 dec 2020
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive Garden"
103-year-old woman celebrates beating Covid-19 with a cold beer
By Anna Sturla, CNN
Updated AM EDT, Sun May 31, 2020
navaeh navaeh
4 nov 2020
103-year-old woman celebrates beating Covid-19 with a cold beer By Anna Sturla, CNN Updated AM EDT, Sun May 31, 2020
We forgot to tell our cat that we had a baby...
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
24 sep 2020
We forgot to tell our cat that we had a baby...
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NEW THE SOUTH,
WHO CORN DOGS GROW IN THE WETLANDS AROUND THE ISLAND: TRY THEM WITH MUSTARD.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
22 sep 2020
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NEW THE SOUTH, WHO CORN DOGS GROW IN THE WETLANDS AROUND THE ISLAND: TRY THEM WITH MUSTARD.
, Me, convincing
o" myself I don't need a Wiggly
- You're not that cute, are you?
4
In fact, you're real fuckin' ugly.
duckislord duckislord
26 sep 2020
, Me, convincing o" myself I don't need a Wiggly - You're not that cute, are you? 4 In fact, you're real fuckin' ugly.
hen you finally get to her yard
Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
skiparockMarky skiparockMarky
30 nov 2020
hen you finally get to her yard Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
She got angry with the ball because it didn't fit in her mouth.
ToberBacon ToberBacon
23 sep 2020
She got angry with the ball because it didn't fit in her mouth.
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi
Maul
WRONG HALF!
Darth Maul
Ryuuthered Ryuuthered
26 sep 2020
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi Maul WRONG HALF! Darth Maul
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
rehmanpa
26 sep 2020
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
When you bring her a Plan B and she take it with a Four Loko
@Hoodville
When you bring her a Plan B and she take it with a Four Loko @Hoodville
Nobody:
The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
beastboyXPV beastboyXPV
24 sep 2020
Nobody: The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
That face you make when you added raisins to the potato salad to cool off the spice of the mayo
Gilberto Gilberto
19 mar
That face you make when you added raisins to the potato salad to cool off the spice of the mayo
You know what they say about girls with big titties right?
" @steppen_Wolfe -
Replying to @SweetLizzyy
That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs
The One @jr2nd2none - v
Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii
Yeah, back problems
67 Re 15
HippoPotaMistress HippoPotaMistress
18 nov 2020
You know what they say about girls with big titties right? " @steppen_Wolfe - Replying to @SweetLizzyy That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs The One @jr2nd2none - v Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii Yeah, back problems 67 Re 15
Post the Spooktober meme
Buesire, it's still September
doot it
Kasziver Kasziver
17 sep 2020
Post the Spooktober meme Buesire, it's still September doot it
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
124,602 notes
awfulPage awfulPage
10d
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch 124,602 notes
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter:
EdDboi5 EdDboi5
18 may
Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:
*Training the new employee at work*
"So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do"
@Gavinandstaceyreactions
Testacular Testacular
17 mar
*Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
Some jokes just write themselves
Some jokes just write themselves