when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
EmKay_KayDee EmKay_KayDee
22 jan 2021
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
People with creative minds tend to have a harder time falling asleep at night, they prefer to stay up later.
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Calmly_Alone999 Calmly_Alone999
16 feb
People with creative minds tend to have a harder time falling asleep at night, they prefer to stay up later. wittuntact com
cat
I'm
101
[visible confusion]
Lechery Lechery
29 sep 2020
cat I'm 101 [visible confusion]
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
shat
beanstalkofsins
Dont call it that please
A shitten.
RufustheStufus RufustheStufus
22 sep 2020
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? shat beanstalkofsins Dont call it that please A shitten.
candyasmus candyasmus
28 sep 2020
Me: There's only one thing about halloween that scares me My crush: which is? Me: exactly
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing
Ss
mrJbirdiTweet mrJbirdiTweet
26 dec 2020
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing Ss
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask. So got her one.
AFloridian AFloridian
3 mar
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask. So got her one.
A POEM FROM MY CAT.
FEED ME
DODNT TOUCH ME
THE END
OnlyYou OnlyYou
24 sep 2020
A POEM FROM MY CAT. FEED ME DODNT TOUCH ME THE END
One of the rarest dog breeds in the world, the
Tibetan mastiff can grow up to 2.7 feet in height and weigh up to 198 lb. These huge dogs can be
super expensive, and a puppy was sold for $2
million in China back in 2014.
AM3RICA AM3RICA
27 sep 2020
One of the rarest dog breeds in the world, the Tibetan mastiff can grow up to 2.7 feet in height and weigh up to 198 lb. These huge dogs can be super expensive, and a puppy was sold for $2 million in China back in 2014.
Jodie from HR: Through god, all things are possible
Me: Okay do a kickflip
Jodie: What
Me: Do a double kickflip right now
PFE_1665 PFE_1665
22 jun
Jodie from HR: Through god, all things are possible Me: Okay do a kickflip Jodie: What Me: Do a double kickflip right now
When you see a meme that shits all over you and your opinion but you can take a joke and aren't threatened by memes
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
19 nov 2020
When you see a meme that shits all over you and your opinion but you can take a joke and aren't threatened by memes
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
biscuitsandgravy biscuitsandgravy
4 dec 2020
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
x WANNA BE A DOCTOR
Wath my parents thin Whatmyfriendsthink What 'm actually saying
InkyDemon04 InkyDemon04
17 aug 2020
x WANNA BE A DOCTOR Wath my parents thin Whatmyfriendsthink What 'm actually saying
WT? fun fact #4
Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and
Champagne were all popularized in or introduced to
America by President Thomas Jefferson
PresidentChecker PresidentChecker
14 dec 2020
WT? fun fact #4 Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and Champagne were all popularized in or introduced to America by President Thomas Jefferson
Me after I fall asleep in a tank top
Tabby Tabby
15 apr
Me after I fall asleep in a tank top
Cashier: Your total is $110.25
My girl: Here baby
Xinity Xinity
25 sep 2020
Cashier: Your total is $110.25 My girl: Here baby
Attempted hair collection from Mr. Leo. v
He is such a ham.
1.9M views 9 months ago
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KermitTheFrog_ KermitTheFrog_
23 sep 2020
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im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi
Maul
WRONG HALF!
Darth Maul
Ryuuthered Ryuuthered
26 sep 2020
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi Maul WRONG HALF! Darth Maul
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast:
YSupknow, meth
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast: YSupknow, meth
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter
you don't leave at the start of game
RangoDrawing RangoDrawing
25 sep 2020
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter you don't leave at the start of game
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't
heard before.
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before.