• When he actually lets you go through his phone and you find nothing and then he says "aight let me see yours"
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    • Imagine having such distrust in a relationship
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    • Not cheating is pretty easy
      BryceRice 18 jun
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    • Why can't people just be faithful
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    • Imagine having a stable relationship built on love and trust, lmao that's a relic of the past
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    • Can we please end cheating culture?
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    • cheaters deserve the death penalty
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    • Haha toxic relationships right guys? So funny right guys? Guys?
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    • Why be in a relationship if you can’t even love correctly?
      PIL0T 18 jun
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    • I genuinely don’t have a problem with anyone going through my phone. Worst you’ll see is an accidental pic of me checking my face in the front facing camera
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    • If you wanna search your spouses phone, they can search yours too. If they do not, leave them
      Midnighty 18 jun
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    • And then you say, "of course, fair is fair"
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    • Oh no, if you expect faithfulness you better be faithful, otherwise stop wasting the poor, unsuspecting person’s time
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    • Being faithful is so fucking easy when you love someone that I genuinely just pity people that can’t love someone that deeply, Like it really sucks you’ll never get to experience what the rest of us do.
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    • Skrunky 18 jun
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    • I can’t let my man go through my phone because of everything he’d see... he’ll end up finding his birthday gift I preordered months ago and all the shipping updates
      Gnatalie 18 jun
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    • I let her look through my phone. Finds nothing. "Are you satisfied"? "Okay, now pack your shit and get the fuck out of my house". Reality check reality check.
      ECHO5ECHO 18 jun
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    • When you become a certified penetration tester so you can just hack your girls phone
      soo_um 18 jun
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    • I don't understand why woman expect there man to be loyal, but then do this bullshit? Really? God it makes me embarrassed to be the same gender
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    • I literally don't have anything bad on my phone but I watch porn on it. So no matter what it's always looming like they'll find something just because I know how dirty the stuff I watch is.
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    • Communication is the key to everything...and without that all you're going to get is distrust
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    • Fun fact: atleast 80% of people on ifunny are single and don't like your stories.
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    • Literally have done this. She went through my phone. Looked at my search history,my contacts, all messages, and even my notes lol. Asked her and she said “oh you don’t trust me?!” After a huge argument still never got to go through it.
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    • My ex demanded to go thru my phone once and when he couldn't find anything I asked to go thru his and he got all confused and defensive,, took about 3 seconds for me to find 5 different girls he was trying to cheat on me with (I say trying cause he had zero game n they all told him to fuck off lmao)
      Octopuppy 18 jun
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    • Okay but how do I make my fire different colors
      Bidon 18 jun
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    • I’m married and my wife and I have never demanded to see each others’ phones or emails. We also have separate accounts that the other doesn’t have access to. Besides that we both take time to ourselves without the other getting butthurt. Just discuss this shit early in the dating process.
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    • My gf used to go through my phone. I didn't care because I wasn't hiding anything but maybe that was a sign that she would be a hoe
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    • I hate women like this I don’t go through my mans phone and he has a fingerprint in mine, his has a lock I know if we need to use each others phones it’s never a problem because guess what? We know each other and have given each other the attention my man never has to worry about me and I don’t have
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    • My boyfriend and I have been together 4.5 years. We both have full access to each others phones at all times, but neither of us ever goes through the other’s phone, despite having permission, because we trust each other
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    • I don't even have a lock on my phone if someone wants to leak my fabulous dick pics my DMs bout to be Lit as PHUCK!!!!
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    • Cheating is awful. Going through phones is toxic. Trust is a wonderful thing. People deserve some privacy. If you’re looking for evidence, just leave.
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    • Nah y’all just some hoes lmao
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    • Had a no life troll arguing with me in the comments one time that my great relationship wasn't real and my boyfriend was definitely a scumbag. He kept trying to convince me to ask my boyfriend to let me have his phone and to watch my relationship crumble. Yet even if I had, I couldn't convince the-
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    • Nabbit 18 jun
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    • I’m kinda worried cause my gf demanded to go through my phone and ofc didn’t find anything and then wouldn’t let me see her phone and then when I insisted she said okay but deleted all her messages in the message app
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    • It's weird, even though Im faithful, I always get paranoid when other people touch my phone
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    • Cunt
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    • Or you know just don't be an unloyal bitch
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    • We are living in strange times man. Wtf is this toxic behavior
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    • I wouldn't really want anyone, not even a significant other, to sift through my phone. I despise cheating, and I don't have much too hide, but that doesn't really make it okay, phones now are like extensions of yourself don't want anyone digging around my mind willy nilly
      Kobro 20 jun
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    • see i get anxious when my girl goes through my phone, not because i’m cheating, but i’m scared she’s going to get mad because of the stupid shit i search up and talk about with my friends. she hasn’t done it yet but my ex used to slap me and stuff because of dumb stuff i said
      fssetill 20 jun
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    • Dude I've had women treat me extremely cruelly, if I ever do get a gf and she cheats it wont fucking matter. But that's what happens right? Logically you should get a gf to be happy, but then you get cheated on and your not happy. What's the point.
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    • God... I'd do anything to super glue my dick into her chocolate dispenser
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    • I'm not unfaithful but I don't let my girl go through my phone. She (and every other in the past) just makes a fuzz about anything they find. Text from a female coworker (work related), something I'm interested in purchasing, anything. So no and I don't go through theirs either.
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    • The reason they do this is usually because they have something to hide themselves, which causes them to assume (and blame) the other person. It can happen to either, but typically it happens more with women, social media has told them they're above men, so their actions are justified. However 1/2
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    • I hate that this is relatable to so many people
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    • I wont let my partner look through my phone. 1. If you cant trust me, usually it's because you're up to something. If you need proof of where I am at any given time I'll give it lol 2. I do it for privacy's sake and people need to understand that people like privacy even when they have nothing (1/2)
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    • I’ve noticed that cheaters are always afraid and worried that the other person is cheating. But those who don’t cheat simply have trust until they are cheated on
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    • You are never checking my phone on principle. Cheating is the worst and I would never even think of doing that to someone but if you really have that little trust in me then we got problems
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    • plastic nigga fucking whore
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    • just dont be a cheating whore
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    • lol imagine if people we’re actually loyal..but like also imagine if the loyal people actually got laid
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    • Whore whore whore whore whore whore whore
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    • biggjohn3 19 jun
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    • My girlfriend has a really annoying habit(to me) of leaving message notifications so I just take her phone and open them so they go away and I'm scared one day imma just take it and her mom or friend or something is gonna be pissed when it's just me settling my desire to have no notifications
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    • Nobody is going through my phone, my girl, a bitch, my friends or my foes I don't want people on my phone not cause I'm hiding shit but that's my private property and noone sees it without strict permission.
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    • To be fare I keep my porn in a hidden and locked photo vault but I still wouldn’t let anyone go through my phone because my mother used to try to control every bit of my life and now I don’t trust anyone with my shit
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    • Before cell phones, you actually had to trust the person you say you love. Crazy huh?
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    • Imagine having that little trust in your boyfriend/girlfriend
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    • I've actually ended a relationship over something really similar. She wanted to go through my phone and I asked why? She said it shouldn't matter if there isn't anything on it, which there wasn't, so I asked if she trusts me and she said yes, so I told her if she trusts me then. Continued
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    • Women ain’t shit
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    • My ex left her phone sitting around all the time around me, one day she came back and said "you must trust me to not go through my phone" i thought that ment she was cheating on me but i wasnt upset about it i already expected it, she wasnt cheating on me and she dumped me 3 months later and 1/2
      skyfan1 21 jun
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    • My wifes got every password to everything i own and vice versa if you don’t have that level of trust i hope you’re ready to lose half your shit.
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    • “these hoes ain’t loyal🎵”
      Illococoo 18 jun
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    • Woman moment
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    • What really gets to me about this is that it shows you that there are REAL people out there who honestly think this joke is relatable and funny, and most of them see nothing wrong with being the pathetic shit eating undeserving losers they are. Cheaters deserve to be slaughtered like animals.
      MinaDay 19 jun
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    • This is how I caught my ex cheating. We agreed that we could look at each other's phones. One night I decided to check out her text messages. She was meeting up with her ex that she cheated on to be with me. In hindsight I shouldn't have been in that relationship. I woke her up in the middle of pt1
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    • I remember back in highschool the chicks who had everything social media under password protection were the biggest hoes
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    • Can we just go back like 30 years where you had to actually fall in love with someone because real human interaction and not social media
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    • A couple of years ago I didn’t have access to my phone, so I said my girlfriend could log into my Snapchat to keep our streak alive (she loved it, so I never argued) she went through all of my snaps and saw that I complimented my female friends (in a completely platonic way) and basically accused me
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    • Bruh if you cheat, you’re a degenerate. There’s no excuse for it
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    • Me and my fiance know each others passcodes and shit like we both never demand to see each others phones. I dont go through her messages or anything. She tells me she don't care but I always tell her that's her privacy and she has every right to it all. Only thing i go through are her pictures 1/2
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    • Fucking double standards
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    • I don’t want my bf going through my phone because of the stupid shit I dm my friends at 4am and the unsent nudes in my camera roll that i take in advance to send to him
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    • If I got cheated on I really don’t think I’d ever open myself up to anyone ever again. I’d be a wall pretending to be a door.
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    • Damn, imagine being a bitch
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    • I'd unlock it(not that he doesn't know the passcode), and hand it right over. I trust him not to break it, and I don't have anything to hide
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    • Whore moment
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    • All of these women make the same memes, either its relationship shit or sex with a stupid ass picture of some Beverly hills bitch
      Sebi 18 jun
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    • Gibby says woman moment
      RealGibby 18 jun
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    • Okay whore
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    • I just have close ups of pussy pics and buttholes on my phone, not cheating though
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    • Idk if I’m just imagining it but I feel like tv shows and movies normalize cheating. Cause with every show with a couple someone always ends up catching feelings for someone else or kissing someone else. And i get so upset. Idk why I care so much when it’s not real lmao
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    • Hoes these days are beyond disgusting thanks to social media and smart phones.
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    • What if they see how stupid I actually am? Like what if they go through my search history and see something like “what’s mustard”
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    • My boyfriend deleted some girl off of snap cus I told him, due to the past between them(fuck buddies) it makes me uncomfy. I didn't ask to have her removed, he did it on his own. He's great.
      Niccole 18 jun
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    • The ones who cheat are the ones who are the most jealous
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    • Get it? Because woman!
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    • whore
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    • Downgrades, people, downgrades
      da_kranch 18 jun
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    • Cheating is disgusting
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    • Whore
      Dickwad 18 jun
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    • I never do but I had a hunch and I actually found he cheated on me the whole time we were together with 20+ girls. Mind you I stood by his side when he had not a penny to his name and not a place to stay. I basically put him back on his feet and that’s how I get treated? Cheated on? I’m still salty
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