When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon!
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon!
my girlfriend's tattoo of her cat in a shark costume and her actual cat in a shark costume
Auw Pics & Gifs
Tabby Tabby
25 mar
my girlfriend's tattoo of her cat in a shark costume and her actual cat in a shark costume Auw Pics & Gifs
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?"
Me:
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?" Me:
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
Assyrian Assyrian
9 mar
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat, celebrating his
31st birthday. (141 in human years)
Dude is so over this shit
I Final
rthy opponent!
Our battle will be etidary!
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
25 sep 2020
Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat, celebrating his 31st birthday. (141 in human years) Dude is so over this shit I Final rthy opponent! Our battle will be etidary!
Boomer, the Far Cry dog, can be healed with tummy rubs bit.ly/
2pAkmTg
AM 24 Mar 18
pattern-53-enfield
Ave
squidyword
@duckily asking the real questions
Source: captain-prics-olficial #i appreciate this
#but why the fuck can he be damaged
Boomer, the Far Cry dog, can be healed with tummy rubs bit.ly/ 2pAkmTg AM 24 Mar 18 pattern-53-enfield Ave squidyword @duckily asking the real questions Source: captain-prics-olficial #i appreciate this #but why the fuck can he be damaged
Two types of people:
1. The person who sees the pizza
2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza.
drop the pizza!
Two types of people: 1. The person who sees the pizza 2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza. drop the pizza!
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10
Signature look of superiority
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10 Signature look of superiority
What's on your mind?
Random Thoughts
@thought
Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
What's on your mind? Random Thoughts @thought Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.
When mom takes away my fidget spinner
The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Kleinon Kleinon
18 feb
When mom takes away my fidget spinner The Reason I Have A Pistol.
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo
ff
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
23 sep 2020
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo ff
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do?
Me:
Tabby Tabby
26 mar
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do? Me:
Matryoshkat
How many cats do you
have?
be
Himiko Himiko
28 sep 2020
Matryoshkat How many cats do you have? be
Watermelon sugar high'
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Watermelon sugar high
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YOU'RE EITHER
A SMART FELLER OR A FART SMELLER
GreatestRacist GreatestRacist
10 apr
YOU'RE EITHER A SMART FELLER OR A FART SMELLER
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing
Ss
mrJbirdiTweet mrJbirdiTweet
26 dec 2020
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing Ss
the dollar tree microwave burrito still cold on the inside
wy \
aint_shit aint_shit
28 dec 2020
the dollar tree microwave burrito still cold on the inside wy \
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito
whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Lowrider Lowrider
3 jan 2021
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding