When you meet his family and his dad says he seen you before but can't remember where
stinger74 stinger74
18 feb
When you meet his family and his dad says he seen you before but can't remember where
Oh how you've disappointed me brother.
Oh how you've disappointed me brother.
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
22d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
I need to speak to the bananager.
ChangeMyMind1 ChangeMyMind1
22 jan 2021
I need to speak to the bananager.
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future!
Xavier
Bill gates...hahaha.. Jeff Bezos..
hahaha.. Johnny sins..hahaha
ThePersianCat ThePersianCat
10 nov 2020
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future! Xavier Bill gates...hahaha.. Jeff Bezos.. hahaha.. Johnny sins..hahaha
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree"
Eve:
meMe_mAsTer63 meMe_mAsTer63
18 feb
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree" Eve:
FISH TACO!
FOLLGIV ME FOR MORE RECIPES!
Krackers Krackers
24 sep 2020
FISH TACO! FOLLGIV ME FOR MORE RECIPES!
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes?
in dad-a-base
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes? in dad-a-base
Who did it better?
She's got my seal of approval!
salad_memes_boi salad_memes_boi
3 jun
Who did it better? She's got my seal of approval!
"The worst she could say is no"
Her:
Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race,
I would walk backwards.
"The worst she could say is no" Her: Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?"
is crime,
Me:
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?" is crime, Me:
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?"
The guy who invented Coca Cola:
BobbyShmurda BobbyShmurda
2 oct 2020
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?" The guy who invented Coca Cola:
'Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.
SpagettiCondom SpagettiCondom
23 sep 2020
'Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.
Hello?
Yes, this is dog
2020) is ofically the last game on Wii.
tesetU300
23 sep 2020
Hello? Yes, this is dog 2020) is ofically the last game on Wii.
When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!"
When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!"
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy."
at
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
24 feb
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy." at
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
FRESHTOWELS FRESHTOWELS
17 feb
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
My face when I've had a fulltime job for years and never lost it through Covid plus just got a raise making $30 an hour and now I'm only getting $600 from the government BUT that won't cover the graphics card I want.
Unstopabull Unstopabull
21 dec 2020
My face when I've had a fulltime job for years and never lost it through Covid plus just got a raise making $30 an hour and now I'm only getting $600 from the government BUT that won't cover the graphics card I want.