• When Cutting Bagels
Put your Finger Through The
Stabilization Hole to keep it steady
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    • Considering I’d lose a finger each time, what do I use when I want to cut my 11th bagel? One of my toes? ....well then what about my 21st bagel? I think I already know the answer but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it...
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    • I tried this and the knife broke halfway thru the bagel wtf
      BeowuIf 9 aug
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    • Ok got it how do I dispose of the red bagel juice though?
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    • Go as fast and with as much pressure as possible for a straighter cut.
      YourGuyCy 10 aug
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    • You can only do this 10 times. 11 times if you're a guy.
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    • “Note, can only do this a few times”
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    • If it bleeds it’s because you didn’t use enough lube.
      willgnyc 10 aug
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    • Tried it and works great! There’s even a bonus red sauce that gets added to your bagel
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    • I actually just use my penis
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    • >not ripping it in half like a MAN
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    • I just got stitches after slicing my thumb on a blade today and this made me laugh a lot (mostly at my stupidity)
      420GetLit 10 aug
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    • Instructions unclear, cut my dick off.
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    • Boat_Man 10 aug
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    • Try this with your dick, that way you can use both hands
      kjzombie 10 aug
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    • I do this with my cock
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    • Yo dude it 2020 people are actually stupid enough to do this
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    • Feeling pain is absolutely normal so just keep cutting the pain will go away... eventually
      Jpram518 10 aug
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    • Big brain time
      SAIVE 11 aug
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    • It’s smart because you can frost them with ketchup at the same time
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    • Instructions unclear, ended up in my uncles bedroom
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    • It comes with free strawberry jam as well
      ra123 12 aug
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    • Giys I nead halp eye axeidentaly kut mie phinger offe
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    • Oh no
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    • Why didn’t I think of that
      Gobblegum 10 aug
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    • How about putting my dick in there
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    • Bagel guillotine
      Reshaped 10 aug
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    • Put...put your dick in it
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    • Wow thanks. I had to go to the hospital. Ass!
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    • French Revolution colorized.
      jake333 10 aug
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    • Ive only had a bagel once & it was kinda lame. I prefer biscuits
      _AD_ 10 aug
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    • Holy shit I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life
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    • This technique is called "natural selection"
      bushcow 10 aug
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    • Ok
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    • No please don’t do that
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    • Lil secret in the replies
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    • I've made that mistake when I wasnt thinking
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    • P E N I S
      Nosyt 10 aug
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    • Then rotate the bagel for efficiency
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    • What you actually want to do is use your dick, if it fits of course
      Pastell 10 aug
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    • Also... instant strawberry jam Bagel.
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    • Calm down it's fine he's using a bread knife.
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    • Thanks.
      Nabbit 10 aug
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    • I feel like someone was spying on me this morning
      KOmedic 10 aug
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    • I usually do this with my dick but okay
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    • What? You’d end up cutting your finger!
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    • I do this but I have to be careful
      lwpack 10 aug
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    • What if that was an asshole
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    • Do this but only with a butter knife
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    • Hey it works
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    • Instructions unclear cut off penis
      MCNUTTY80 13 aug
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    • Directions unclear dick stuck in toaster
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    • Well duh, this is common knowledge🙄
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    • Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in bagel. Looks cute. Might delete later.
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    • I trusted you
      Jowawa 13 aug
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    • No
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    • Use your penis and never have children again
      cyberff1z 12 aug
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    • Instructions unclear, broke my knife in two
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    • God, this made me bite my lip really fucking hard
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    • I cut my finger bad a few months ago while trying to cut a bagel
      Thehatman 12 aug
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    • I did this! It cut the bagel perfectly! Wow!
      RickGarza 12 aug
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    • Yummy finger juice
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    • I actually do this sometimes though
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    • 😬..
      vork 12 aug
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    • And this is how ti learn how to lose a finger. 😁. Dumbass
      reneehole 12 aug
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    • That's funny, I dont remember adding raspberry jelly...
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    • Instructions not clear ended up cutting up my ass hole.
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    • Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.
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    • Basically how I cut my finger open when I was 5
      Swizzzle 12 aug
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    • Ah! Thank you for this knowledge
      Rubenator 12 aug
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    • Yoi might loose half your finger and but who cares
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    • For it to be more stable put in on your dick and start cutting the bagel
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    • Just rotate the bagel along your hand once the knife hits your finger
      glarkin16 12 aug
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    • this is effective because afterwards youll have sausage with the bagel, complete breakfast
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    • Thank you I needed this
      TheScrub 12 aug
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    • It works with women too. A finger in her butthole will stabilize her everytime
      tblais 12 aug
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    • I got really high once and almost made this mistake
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    • Put your dick in it for better stabilization
      sl00t 12 aug
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    • Dude I just did this. It hurt really fucking bad why would you post this?
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    • I found it works even better with my dick
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    • Then you cut really fast to avoid squishing the bagel
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    • That’s what she said
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    • God damn! I cut my dick again
      Le_Talon 12 aug
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    • For the love of god don't do this it's hurt so fucking much and I cut all of my finger on my left hand with a bread when I was 5
      Gitsu 12 aug
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    • Just the tip
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    • This is true then rot at e the bagel if ur not braintarded
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    • Disclaimer this is a one time use.
      lukestigs 12 aug
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    • Haha lol
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    • You’re supposed to use your dick.
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    • Genius
      lucas0711 12 aug
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    • I did I.....
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    • For some kinky fun put your pen15 in it
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    • Instructions unclear, government overthrown
      Krisp_y 11 aug
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    • And once you lose all your fingers, you gotta use your ding dong
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    • I did this while working at Starbucks. Can confirm it works
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    • Most helpful life hack ever released
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    • Instructions unclear- my penis is now in two pieces
      eXsaint 11 aug
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