• When a very obese person is cremated, special measures are taken to reduce the risk of a "grease fire."
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    • New life goal; when I get cremated, make sure they don't have to prep for a grease fire
      Pinnka 11 aug
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    • That's why we usually cremate "special cases" first thing in the morning. Literally they're the major reason fires start in crematories in the first place
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    • When you thought you were a healthy size during your life but they put your body in the fat person cremation machine
      PIaph 11 aug
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    • Goddamn fat turds can cause damage even after they die
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    • Everyone that reads this comment now must run two miles tomorrow
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    • Smells like McDonald’s in here what are you coo-oh fuck
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    • *throws water on out of control burning fat person* AHH
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    • The fatter the person, the hotter they burn. I know, I’ve watched. This isn’t a joke my mom owns a funeral home and my dad works for her so I go with him to the crematory sometimes
      stormiy 11 aug
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    • Deadass?
      pedro1767 10 aug
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    • I’m shoving a pound of gunpowder up my ass before I die
      PuppyPage 11 aug
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    • I did a job shadowing with a funeral director. We went to a crematory. The body oven is called a retort, and the biggest bodies are put in at the beginning of the day when the retort is hottest, then when it's cooling towards the end of the day, they'll usually do small bodies like infants.
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    • I hate black and white people
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    • Ewwwww
      TheCheat 11 aug
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    • Fat bastards
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    • I fucked a few bitches that would sweat Crisco.... ngl
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    • I work at a funeral home. The special precaution is cremating them at a lower temp for longer
      Pateo 13 aug
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    • Damn at least we know how your mom is gonna go down.
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    • If I get cremated I’m eating a shit ton of kernels before I die so that when they cremate me there’s a bunch of popcorn everywhere
      Josh021 11 aug
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    • Wouldn't it be easier to cut em up and cook the leaner parts separate?
      Doopy123 11 aug
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    • List of things that IFUNNY hates for no reason: fat people, women, black people, cops, pit bulls, gays, Jews, and Christians.
      hmhm2007 11 aug
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    • Yo for real fat people are still humans, should help teach them how to take care of themselves don’t demean them most bigger people know they are big and long for a way to get out of it but find it difficult to acquire the right tools and knowledge
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    • German scientists did the opposite in using the excess energy to fuel the camps
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    • There go my weekend plans!
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    • That's why the N*zis were able to burn so many bodies so quickly. 1. They used a muffle furnace which gets to twice the temp of a modern cremation oven. And 2. They would burn piles of bodies at a time
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    • I’m not fat, but now I want to die just by drinking a bunch of grease so I can trick them
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    • Fat suicide bombers have better stats.
      MrTrippee 14 aug
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    • Well... how do they prep? Don't just send me on a wild Google chase
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    • And your teeth explode like popcorn.
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    • Lmao
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    • I bet it smells horrible
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    • Usually the furnace just shuts off and let's the body continue burning on it's own until the temperature lowers, then it kicks back on
      Bad_Wulph 11 aug
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    • Sometimes the crematoriums don’t have large enough equipment and are forced to remove their arms in order to make the body narrow enough to go through the hole. The arms are cremated as well, but the body can’t be cremated in one piece.
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    • Oh? On Jah?
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    • Fat people disgust me
      TheMadLad 11 aug
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    • Imagine the smell of that
      Moon_Dogg 11 aug
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    • Where is info checker?
      TurkeyFry 11 aug
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    • New goal burn down the crematorium
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    • I have recently gone from 340 to 290 and am trying to get to 250 which is a good weight for me. Does anyone have any tips because I’m in the stage where the weight loss slows down
      g_rant 11 aug
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    • i hate fat people
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    • Lol if my corpse doesn’t end up causing half of the town to burn down because of a grease fire I have failed my job as a fat person
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    • Is it racist if you hate everyone equally?
      ogjesus 11 aug
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    • Jongin 11 aug
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    • Martyrdom
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    • I'm a mortician, for regular sized people we put them in the what we call "retort" head first. For very obese people we put them in feet first so that the main burner ( the one that actually spits flame at the body) burns up the fat fast
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    • That’s the Grease Lightning the chicks cream for
      davager 11 aug
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    • They should open up SeaWorld where they throw the bodies in with the shark and can watch him on the bottom of the glass
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    • Fat """people""" be like
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    • That and too much black smoke choking the machine
      _Devo_ 11 aug
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    • Stupid fucking fat people literally make the world a more difficult place, you know hard hard it is to Squeeze by someone in a 3 person hallway when they’re already the size of 3 people?
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    • For anyone looking for a good read there’s a memoir by a lady who worked in a crematorium for years. It’s all about her own experiences and the process behind burning the bodies. It’s called “Smoke gets in your eyes”. And yes, according to her book this is true
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    • Zhou ze dong's body said to have burned 7 straight days from all the fat and grease he was carrying
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    • So you mean they burn em for a couple extra days?
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    • That’s where mc Donald’s get the fry oil
      nick788 11 aug
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    • lmao info checker moment
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    • No, they do not ever cremate obese people. Because they burn too hot. Which mean they can melt the cremater or build the building its houses in down
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    • Even in death fat people put burdens on everyone around them
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    • And just like that I'm walking extra miles again today
      Zander 11 aug
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    • Deadass? That’s fucking hilarious lmao
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    • What
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    • Fuck obese "people"
      _Doge_ 11 aug
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    • What are the special measures though?
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    • Ayye. Another reason for me to hate fat people
      Colb 11 aug
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    • Ouch
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    • Cremation creates so much pollution. All the chemicals yall fuckers eat now just get stored in your body's. Same goes for everything you put onto your skin or surgerys.
      Enemies 11 aug
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    • I see a lot of you probably twig looking asses in the comments "eww" "fat people are fucking disgusting" this that and some other shit. Stop getting mad that most people could play xylophone on your rib cage and go eat a burger. Stop fat shaming people and start helping them like fuckin hell.
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    • need 2 urns for that guy
      ppsuc 16 aug
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    • It’s Uber facts so I automatically don’t believe it
      jaydspace 15 aug
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    • Might as well get a buddy to see some semtex into my stomach after I croak. Make headlines I will.😈
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    • Well uh at least he's burning some calories.
      DamitWill 15 aug
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    • ima drink a lot of gasoline if i know im gonna die
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    • As a product of life you as gods creation should want to be buried in dirt and let your matter return to nature and God itself anything else is kinda pointless no? Paying for the casket or cremating and a service. just have me buried in the fresh dirt where I belong
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    • I want to know more but I also want to un-read that.
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    • how goddamn fat do you have to be to the point where your considered combustable
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    • Fatter people burn at higher temperature but no special measures need to be taken if your crematory is up to standard. Family owns a funeral home.
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    • What're you gonna do about someone who's 600lbs of pure fat? A crane and flamethrower with a comically sized pot?
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    • dang fr?
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    • Alright boys wish me luck I'm going into the collective page
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    • That makes me feel sick. Never talk about human grease fire again
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    • Qwispy
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    • Do they just sit there with a 5 gallon bucket of flour?
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    • .
      Fr0gg 14 aug
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    • I thought fat bodies worked as good "firewood" and would intensify the flame?
      nope_g 13 aug
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    • I work for funeral home and i can 100% confirm this and most funeral homes will also up charge you for the over size cremation tray and the extra time and it ain't cheap
      dale762 13 aug
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    • Ew
      Rmessiah 13 aug
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    • I'm assuming you'd have to be like "need a scooter" fat not just dad body fat
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    • As someone who worked in a crematory ...haha...funny but not true
      fucker91 13 aug
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    • I hate people
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    • That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard
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    • I heard it adds a little flavor
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    • Okay
      Ctipton 13 aug
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    • If the person is too big or they worry the fire will get too hot they actually dismember the body to creamate separately
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