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    • Guess what? I got coronavirus! Still waiting on pussy though
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    • I want to take a vote, if you could get pussy for 1 week but guaranteed get corona at the end of the week....would you do it?
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    • I had the virus. So did my ill father, we survived. It was like the flu with slightly different symptoms. O positive blood people seem to survive just fine because the other blood types have a protein attached to their blood cells. The virus latches on to the proteins.
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    • I dont need pussy he gives me all the ass i need
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    • 27 days ago
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    • Me realizing I'm safe from the Corona and any type of STD
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    • I’m actually worried. I am showing symptoms of the corona virus but I can’t afford to stay home for two weeks. I don’t know what I’m going to do. I’m scared of transferring it to others so I’m going to wear a mask 24/7
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    • I honestly think covid 19 will never go away and it will just be like the cold or flu. Always around, might be seasonal, or year round. But the idea that we can fully eradicate it is crazy
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    • Ouch, my everything
      Weird 8 jul
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    • That's not true. I have a greater chance at getting Corona
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    • Tomio 8 jul
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    • Jokes on you, I got both
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    • ECHO5ECHO 11 jul
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    • I got both at the same exact time, so ha!
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    • I had Corona in January and honestly it fucking sucked but I didn't go to the hospital cause my mom was like 'it'll pass' 3 fucking weeks of not moving and needing my inhaler every 5 minutes with a fever that wouldn't leave. We only found out i had it cause i passed it to my dad and he got 1/2
      Kaderpow 8 jul
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    • When the fuck was this made lol
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    • Read the name bucko 😎
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    • At least we don't get Corona
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    • On the chance you do get either, you still get fucked 👍🏻
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    • Its funny because its true
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    • me who got corona but no pussy
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    • But which is more likely?
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    • I have corona :(
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    • Unless you're in Florida
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    • I’ve gotten both within a very short time span
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    • Thanks Heman
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    • CVNT5 8 jul
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    • This FR applies to me, because I was gonna go on my first date in years last week with my friend, and then I had to cancel due to an accident. She told me later in the week she was diagnosed with the virus a couple days after our date would've been.
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    • My dad went to the hospital last Thursday. The hospital called at 7pm today to tell us his nurse tested positive. After we all spent the weekend visiting loved ones
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    • Lol. What if Coronavirus never existed in America and pharmaceutical companies just wanted to sell medicine to anyone scared enough to buy while hospitals filed every death as Covid-related because it’s cheaper and affordable to diagnose than it is with cancer or leukemia (1/2)
      dug123 9 jul
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    • True but there is a difference between getting COVID and getting pussy. I have severe asthma so if I get COVID I could be in deep trouble. If I get pussy I can’t get deep at all cuz my dicks 3 inches.
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    • Correct.
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    • Y'all realize that covid is just gonna become the new flu right? It's not gonna just disappear after a while. Everyone is probably gonna get it in the next year but hopefully by then Drs wont be afraid of it anymore and will be able to handle it.
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    • Fax lmao
      BigThonk 8 jul
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    • I already got some pussy. Del_taco21 knows all about it.
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    • Um, learn some science, but ok
      lynnsan 10 jul
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    • Hahahahahaha
      hugo_5255 11 jul
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    • Ha jokes on you I got covid
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    • What about the masters of the universe
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    • Yay?
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    • Jokes on you, my family is quarantined
      CubaKun 11 jul
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    • I'm recovering from Corona now :/
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    • X_tek 11 jul
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    • You would if you just went out more
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    • He drove off like my ex
      ElFrogo 11 jul
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    • I got laid today!!
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    • Jokes on you my sister gave me both
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    • i had it for the last 7 days wym, still no pussy tho :(
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    • Yes cause I’m indoors and not leaving
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    • Who needs pussy when you can have unconditional love and support from your friends?
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    • Until next time???!
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    • Or never
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    • Jokes on u I already got corona
      iDuhBoi 10 jul
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    • Am I really going to take this from a guy called He-man?
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    • That may be true in the beginning but as the number of cases exponentially grow over time the chances of you getting it also rises. The virus has also been shown to be very contagious and this is why health experts are telling you to wear a mask, wash your hands, and socially distance.
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    • Its honestly 50/50 do i dont mind
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    • Overrated
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    • Haha, fuck3r I already have corona
      HopeDied 10 jul
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    • Rather reckless but fuck it I'm down with the blind optimism
      sharpread 10 jul
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    • That’s pretty good I’m gonna change my tinder bio to that
      _Nomad_ 10 jul
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    • Not wrong
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    • I got corona but idrc dude it's not baf
      biglnut 10 jul
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    • So you are saying there is a chance?
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    • How about this: what's the DIFFERENCE between coronavirus and pussy? You have a chance of getting coronavirus sooner.
      Llandel 10 jul
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    • jokes on you i got corona
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    • Nah I'm not that lucky I want to die but just hasn't happened yet
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    • Dam right, so no need for a mask
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    • Thing is, unless someone comes out with an effective vaccine or cure this won't be over until pretty much everyone has gotten it
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    • You know you’re more likely to get coronavirus than pussy if you use iFunny
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    • Fuck you I got both
      t_584 9 jul
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    • Every single one of you are more likely to get covid than pussy.
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    • HEYYEYAAEYAAEYYEAYAA
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    • jokes on you i’m getting dick
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    • I've had the former and its painfully overrated
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    • Jokes on you I fucked covid-19 in the pussy.
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    • Damn we just gonna forget about Italy's discovery of it being a bacteria?
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    • Actually, the chances of you getting it are pretty good. Maybe not now, but eventually. The way this shit spreads, every person in the US will eventually get it.
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    • 3 million people in the us have had it or still have it. You'll likely get it and hopefully won't die from it but if ICUs are full and you can't get the care you need you will
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    • I just tested positive so this meme is false. I am always a virgin
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    • I’m literally at a drive up tent to get tested because I have symptoms and so does my family fuck you
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    • I’ve already gotten corona two weeks ago and I’m getting married to the love of my life August 21st so stfu pussy
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    • Thanks?
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    • That must suck for women
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    • Get COVID
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    • I got both in one night. Until next time losers.
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    • You're probably more likely to get covid than laid but ok
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    • 30,000 new confirmed cases in the US alone yesterday, but yes don't worry you won't get it. Your special. Fuck outta here.
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