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    • I put my hand into a horse asshole
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    • I used to do that, alot actually. My reason was because I liked to do crafts, and my mom wouldn't buy me craft supplies unless it was for school. So, every now and then I'd make up a project, and boom! Whatever supplies I needed.
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    • I fucking locked my parents outside for about half an hour so i could eat dog food in peace. I was 4.
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    • In 2nd grade a kid took something of mine dont even remember what it was but then i stabbed him with my pencil
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    • In second grade they where developing a new subdivision in "our woods" so we just kept pulling up the surveying stakes and covering up the holes. They'd put new stakes up, we'd take em down. It went on like that for weeks. I can only imagine how pissed off that surveyor must have been.
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    • You just wanted to spend time with your dad 😩
      ever_16 6 aug
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    • I did the same thing with my dad, but it wasn’t really my dad... it was a 66 year old homeless man... and instead of a solar system he showed me how far I could stretch open my asshole
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    • I walked out on my parents. I left thoes fuckers, took my blanky and favorite hot wheels cars. And dipped. I was back 10 minutes later.
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    • Stole a kids pencil in 2nd grade and he fucking stabbed me
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    • that’s actually really cute
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    • I used to run around in the store when i was really young so my mom got me a child leash. The first time she used it, she put it on in the store. I didnt like it. So i told her “if youre gonna treat me like a dog, im gonna act like a dog” and proceeded to get on the floor and bark at people.
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    • I joined club penguin without my parents permission
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    • One time I entered the Danimals sweepstakes to meet Zack and Cody without permission from my parents.
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    • I got kicked out of Girl Scouts and my dad took my two hamsters and my turtle back to petsmart as a punishment (I earned getting kicked out and I woulda done the same in his shoes looking back). Anyway I went in and bought my pets back the next day and told them my dad was crazy and not to take...
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    • Went on Disney Channel dot com without my parents’ permission
      Fertilo 6 aug
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    • I once took a math test home,told my mom it was a practice test, had her help me figure out the answers, took it back in the next day and got and A
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    • There was this kid that went to my church who got drunk off the wine we use for mass. He was sitting with my family when half way through the ceremony we realized he was gone. So we went out into the kitchen mid-service to see if he was there because the last thing he told us was that he was...
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    • Thats not rebellious... thats just... well thats just sad
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    • When I was four I got really sick and I needed to drink water but I decided I was too cool for water so my parents had to hold me down and force water down my throat
      woooweee 4 aug
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    • Chaotic Good
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    • Touch my English teachers ass when I was 13. She didn’t say anything, she just stood there for like 3 seconds and continued
      JosshRB 4 aug
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    • I wrote an essay one time in my sophomore year of high school and got CPS and the police involved after I turned it in.
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    • That's a terrible dad if your kid has to lie to you for your attention
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    • I hope my kids never feel like they have to do this for me to spend time with them
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    • I went on club penguin without my parents permission
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    • Uh I threw I fireritz into my dad’s bed with him in it cause he was beating on my mom
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    • My dad yelled at me for being up late one night so I went to my room, and about 10 minutes later I ran back out and kicked him in the nuts while he was bent over attempting to get something out of the fridge, then ran back to my room. Seeing as how he is blind, he probably didn't know what happened.
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    • Stole my moms car to show off to my friends but ended up crashing her 100k $ Mercedes
      weebey 5 aug
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    • That just makes me sad... poor kid
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    • I lie to my mom about where I'm going cuz she is crazy and won't let me go to certain places for absolute stupid reasons like "they're dirty." "They're mom is disgusting" "they're a trainwreck" "that person had lice once " I just don't like how they look" "I don't know them" "he broke up with you"
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    • I told my mom I got a green star that day, when I knew full well I got a red star
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    • I whipped my dick out in class after I discovered girls don't have penises
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    • I diddled the neighbors cat. I had just learned what about sex and I thought it would make the cat want to be my friend. Sure enough, that cat never left me alone.
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    • As a kid Humped my friends mom cuz she said I was adorable
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    • One time I was sick and my teacher wouldnt let me go to the nurse so I went up the the overhead projector and threw up all over it
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    • That was really wholesome
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    • This is surprisingly wholesome and unexpected.
      Genjii 7 aug
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    • Once my dad promised me all week to take me to six flags on Saturday- held it over me for probably like 2 weeks. Then it was Saturday and I got all dressed and was so excited to go and I vividly remember him looking me dead in the face and saying “it’s not my responsibility to keep you entertained”
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    • I had pinkeye so bad that it took 3 rounds of antibiotics and I was out of school for a month. My father was being a real fucking asshole about it, so I took my eye crustiest and wiped them on the nose piece of his glasses when I got the chance. He got horribly sick and apologized... It felt good
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    • Must be nice having a dad who cares
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    • I played wizard 101 without being 13 or older.
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    • That has to be the saddest yet nicest thing ever
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    • When I was 9 my mom told me to clean my room so I just shrugged it off and when she asked me if I cleaned it I just took off running, went outside, climbed a tree and waited for her to leave and when I climbed down she ambushed me and beat my ass
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    • When I was 9, I audited my parents. And let me tell you, there were discrepancies. And I was grounded.
      hoopla75 5 aug
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    • That's fucking sad. I try to spend as much time with my son as possible. We build shit.
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    • My sister tried to run away but she didn’t go past the driveway because she wasn’t allowed to go that far from the house.
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    • Once my old iphone was put in a washing machine, and my parents assumed it was destroyed. Eventually they bought me a new one, and I would use the older, still fully functional one when I was grounded.
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    • I had a huge crush on the older kid neighbor and he dared me to steal a pair of my moms panties and give it to him as "proof"... it wasn't until I got older... lol
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    • Wow that’s really rebellious. Not many people can pull off having a dad
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    • When I was in third grade and we learned how to type well, I started making fake field trip forms. I would make field trionforms for the local fire station (for the 5th fucking time) local zoo, etc. I would make it to where there was always a small fee of 15 or 20 bucks. I did it once a month too.
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    • I once fucked a doorknob
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    • I straight up fasted until they took me to get pizza
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    • That's like kinda sad dads need to give that love
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    • That’s not rebellious it’s just sad. I pissed down the park slide and blew up deodorant cans and sprayed a girl with the teachers cleaning spray (in the eye) and she went to hospital lmaoo
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    • One time I guess my dad thought I had an attitude in a restaurant so he sent me to go sit outside by the car. But when I got outside, I just walked to the mall and told some friends to meet up with me. I was being really childish but me and my dad both have short tempers.
      ccccx 4 aug
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    • Did drugs, dealt drugs, carried knives, got arrested (record got wiped after), and fought other kids. Then I turned 16, got into rehab, came out clean, and dealt with some health issues for a year. Now I got a job at a RiteAid, saving for a car, and taking community college classes now w/ HS classes
      ItsNutt 4 aug
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    • I ripped the tag off a mattress
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    • My parents got me up in summer like at 6 in the morning to go get my photo ID for school and I was like I can do that when school starts and I was pretty pissed off because I got woke up so I shaved my mustache in two a loser stache for the school picture just to piss them off
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    • I lied about taking a cooking class in middle school so my dad would buy food for me to cook
      Atl15 4 aug
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    • That's kinda sad but also sweet
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    • Low key depressing
      ThePhin 4 aug
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    • I once pushed a friend down a hill in a toy car while yelling “go You Asian bastard”
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    • When i was around 6ish i had a bad sweet tooth. My parents always put jolly ranchers in one type of liquor they drank. They caught me under the kitchen table shaking the empty liquor bottle trying to get the jolly ranchers stuck off the bottom. My dad said i was shitfaced. I remember none of this
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    • When I was 17 I said I was gonna spend the weekend at my bro’s house when rly I flew to texas to meet my long distance gf
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    • This is sad bro😕
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    • BOND WITH ME JIMMY
      cyyygnus 6 aug
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    • My dad and I play with LEGO blocks together a lot, we also play call of duty together, time with your parents can be really worth it you just gotta tell them you wanna do something with them
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    • My dad took me to watch Toy Story 4 and he, for some reason, loved Forky as a character. So we went to Walmart to buy all the supplies needed to make our own real-life Forky models.
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    • when my parents fell asleep I snuck into their room and pissed upwards on to their bed a few nights a week for 5 years
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    • Hot girl kissed me on lips in 3rd grade pulled that mf fire alarm
      Lez1c 5 aug
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    • Stole my first car at 12 with a few older kids I shouldn’t have been hanging out with. That was just the start. After a few years of that I wised up and stopped being a degenerate
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    • Rebellious is not synonymous with lying. Try again
      Vetchi 5 aug
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    • Stole my parents car to go fuck my girlfriend
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    • I was gay in a very christian household
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    • Chaotic Good
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    • This is acceptable.
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    • That’s so sweet 🥺
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    • I stole a dudes ziplock bag of silly bands in 5th grade because he was bragging about them way too much
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    • That's not rebellious it's sweet
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    • I was born at an extremely young age.
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    • I convinced over half the class in kindergarten to skip class with me one day.. ended up having to flip my card afterwards
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    • I’m not sure if I should be sad or happy that he spent time with him
      olivgwhi 5 aug
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    • That's wholesome
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    • But my most rebellious thing. Uhhh. Put my ds under my pillow and played it after bed time. And when I got caught I took out my brothers.
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    • Got high as shit on the school bus coming back from a basketball game and drove home. Got pulled over. Cop somehow didnt realize I was high even though it was my first time smoking and I was absolutely goobered. He let me off with a warning for having lights out. My parents never found out about it.
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    • I dont actually hate Kakarot, I just wanna talk, but everytime I see him I go berserk =/
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    • that's not rebellious that's wholesome
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    • Sucks having both ifunny and reddit. Cause i go fron reddit to ifunny and half the features are just fucking reddit screenshots ive already seen first fucking hand
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    • Hey guys this is my dog Rambo. He died 3 weeks ago. I got him when I was 6 years old. I’m 20 now.. he lived a great life and I would give up anything to see him one more time. I’m not even religious but to all you people out there I pray that you all enjoy long happy lives with your pets. God bless
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    • Got the family computer full of porn virus when I was 8
      NickGa 4 aug
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    • That's kinda sad really
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    • I pretended to be asleep when my dad called for me even though he knows damn well I dont sleep.
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    • Most rebellious thing I did as a kid was watch porn once in 5th grade to see what all the fuss was about. I didn’t understand why people liked it so I never watched it again.
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    • I decided to do three types of drugs at once
      boibot69 4 aug
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    • I wrote on a bathroom wall once
      Salty13 4 aug
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