• What To Do If Your Parachute Fails
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Me who is never going to go parachuting in
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    • My brother sent me that video saying "watch this for when I push you out of a plane without one"... hes taking us skydiving for his 18th birthday.... my parents wont let me skip it..
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    • That video is actually awesome
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    • Gory, gory what a helluva way to die
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    • Essentially, fall spread eagle until you are close to the ground, aim for tree branches if you can, and as you get closer, go legs first so you only break your legs rather than your entire body. At least i think thats right, i watched this years ago.
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    • Its simple lads, just double jump before you hit the ground
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    • That information is on a need to know basis
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    • This is actually a really good video my Austin McConnel and is about more than just skydiving, if my memory serves me well
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    • Those who are wondering you just pull the emergency chute 👍🏻
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    • brony 7 jul
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    • Vons 7 jul
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    • If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to fix it
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    • You start by flattening yourself and spreading your limbs trying to slow your velocity as much as you can them at the last minute you turn feet towards the ground and knees slightly bent the theory is that you will slow your velocity enough as to be able to land your legs taking all the force
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    • How to survive if ur parachute busted? Simple. Just dont go skydiving in the first place. (This was written while i was in my safe hole where not a single inch of fun or sunlight can harm me 😉)
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    • Step 1: prepare for death
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    • Don’t use a wii
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    • Autauga 7 jul
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    • Do a flip
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    • Break your legs
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    • Vons 7 jul
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    • I'm going skydiving in september
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    • Footage 7 jul
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    • Parachutes are quite something
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    • The slowest you’re gonna fall while skydiving is somethin like 115 miles an hour so good luck
      Invalid_ 10 jul
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    • It’s a wii
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    • It’s good information to have
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    • Ur a massive pussy if you never go skydiving.
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    • I've had this video in watch later for like 2 years in case I need it lmao
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    • You just place a block of water before u land
      1_Cat 10 jul
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    • Aim for forested or swampy area. Fall as slowly as you can by spreading yourself out until you near the ground, then stick your legs straight out and break them like the chad you are. Stay conscious and call for help somehow. If you fall unconscious at this point, you minimize your chance at rescue.
      Melty 10 jul
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    • Pull the reserve chute
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    • Go head first so your death is as painless as possible
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    • “And tonight’s biggest loser”
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    • Not skydiving, but parachuting
      rdoz 9 jul
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    • Source is austinmcconnel he mostly does movie and book stuff
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    • If you die just clutch the gulag and you’ll get a parachute that never runs out
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    • “I’ll never jump out of a perfectly good airplane”
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    • Either your parachute works or it wont be your problem for much longer
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    • Well the video is 4 minutes long and it only takes you about 80 seconds to fall to your death from 15,000 feet so you are dead before the video finishes. Rip
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    • I went sky diving once none of the notes I took on parachute failure came in handy not that id remember them falling x amount of feet in the sky anyways
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    • This is me with yt; subscribing to any channel I'm a little bit interested in
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    • Go parachuting? It’s skydiving you fuckhead
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    • The video was actually really cool and funny
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    • Oh I’m gonna go parachuting
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    • Honestly I'd rather just die than suffer in agony with half my body broken lol
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    • Just land in one block deep water, god people these days are stupid
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    • Just use a Wii
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    • Equip boots enchanted with feather falling
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    • Go head first
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    • Grapple the ground obviously
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    • Y'all check out Austin McConnell. He made this video and a ton of others. Show him some love
      sun1z009 8 jul
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    • If your parichute fails you have the rest of your life to fix it
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    • Hand salute the world
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    • Never know, you could get drafted
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    • I had a dream i was standing at the edge of a plane with a parachute and the instructor was telling me to jump, and i didnt want to, not because i was scared, but because i didnt was to depend on a fuckin backpack string to save my life
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    • Fucking loved that video
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    • Me, who had a hung slider the first time I jumped out of a plane: *Yeets reserve in American!*
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    • I want to skydive
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    • Austin McConnell
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    • Austin McConnel everyone
      CruZo 8 jul
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    • Bring a water bucket
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    • Your wii is not a parachute
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    • Uhh you die? 😂
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    • Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
      Xale1231 7 jul
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    • Step one: wait
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    • Simple. Aim for the bushes
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    • Way more than that. Its actually really funny and Austin McConnell is one of the best people ever
      the_last 7 jul
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    • I like to watch this video every three months and the day before a plane ride just to keep myself prepared
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    • I've been skydiving and I highly recommend it it's absolutely exhilarating
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    • Take a nose dive so you instantly die
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    • What would I do? I'd fucking die.
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    • Honestly that’s the best thing that could ever fucking happen to me
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    • I guess die. Ain't much else to do
      mhillyer 7 jul
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    • Same applies to algebra and other school shit
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    • I've wanted to go parachuting since I was 10 but I'm far too fucking poor
      Savi1 7 jul
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    • Make peace with your god, what else?
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    • Austin McConnel is YouTuber way ahead of our time. He makes great videos
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    • He really said oh yeah I forgot you’re gonna be Breaking both of your legs
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    • Damn I wish I knew that last time my parachute failed and I died as a result
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    • Who wants to set a new record for "longest skydive with no parachute"
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    • Austin McConnell, makes lots of weird interesting videos
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    • Parachuting? You mean skydiving. Also, while I was typing this autocorrect tried to change “skydiving” to “slutdiving”.
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    • What to do if your parachute fails. If you’re lucky, die
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    • The vid says to fall feet first and vest case scenario is u only break ur legs
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    • Aim for the bushes
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    • It's on the bucket list
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    • The trick is bending your knees up and putting your head down between em so you can kiss your a s s goodbye
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    • The trick is bending your knees up and putting your head down between em so you can kiss your ass goodbye
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    • I think the trick is tucking your knees up and putting your head down between em to kiss your ass goodbye
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    • X glide down into anything but water, impact with legs and somersault or break impact with anything other than upper body. Cover your head and stay awake. Become famous
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    • He was just a rookie trooper and he surely shook with fright. He checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight, he had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar and he ain’t gonna jump no more!
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    • YoFuck 7 jul
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    • Make sure you land head first, probably
      AMTURN 7 jul
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    • Aim for the bushes (“there goes my hero” in the background
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    • The fact we can survive it is fucking insane considering a LEGO ki lls us
      JoeDelao 7 jul
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    • Step one: die
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    • Cut the cords and aim for someone on the ground. If im going out imma take someone eles with me
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