What the first Minecraft tree sees
Spiltmilk Spiltmilk
21 nov 2020
What the first Minecraft tree sees
Poof mode
Engaged
Girard Girard
26 sep 2020
Poof mode Engaged
When you're a male deer and it's mating season
My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
When you're a male deer and it's mating season My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
Not to brag but
I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me
With just the tip
dr_Mario dr_Mario
30 oct 2020
Not to brag but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me With just the tip
MS? got a loose tooth!"
MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally"
dad:
MS? got a loose tooth!" MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally" dad:
When you accidentally step on your dog's tail
Xanloveless Xanloveless
22 sep 2020
When you accidentally step on your dog's tail
Leaked footage of Prince Philip's final moments
kcaz kcaz
10 apr
Leaked footage of Prince Philip's final moments
weareallportionsforfoxes:
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Trifid Trifid
26 sep 2020
weareallportionsforfoxes: Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Big Bird informs Elmo that he's in the wrong motherfucking neighborhood
Republished Republished
23 sep 2020
Big Bird informs Elmo that he's in the wrong motherfucking neighborhood
@LilithLovett
"To get one's revenge is Based.
To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe".
- Confucius
Bonti Bonti
24 feb
@LilithLovett "To get one's revenge is Based. To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe". - Confucius
The city of Sochi, Russia erected a fish statue costing about $3,800 in honor of the gambusia
(aka the "mosquito fish"). In the early 1900s, the fish species were purposefully introduced to the area to fight the infestation of malarial mosquitos, and it worked. There have been no cases of malaria among Sochi residents for over 60 years.
Photo courtesy of Nadiva85 / wikimedia @factsweird
JAVCT JAVCT
25 sep 2020
The city of Sochi, Russia erected a fish statue costing about $3,800 in honor of the gambusia (aka the "mosquito fish"). In the early 1900s, the fish species were purposefully introduced to the area to fight the infestation of malarial mosquitos, and it worked. There have been no cases of malaria among Sochi residents for over 60 years. Photo courtesy of Nadiva85 / wikimedia @factsweird
Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing!
mute_spicygoodness mute_spicygoodness
11 jun
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing!
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area*
A random frog:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
1 dec 2020
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area* A random frog:
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
When I see that the huge spider let stay in the top corner of my window has caught 5 mosquitoes that would have bitten me otherwise
OR REPOST RI
Guardian of the Citadel
Indeed
LordOfTheRings LordOfTheRings
18 nov 2020
When I see that the huge spider let stay in the top corner of my window has caught 5 mosquitoes that would have bitten me otherwise OR REPOST RI Guardian of the Citadel Indeed
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
Lost1 Lost1
14 sep 2020
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
JASON WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT IN 2018
djgetmo djgetmo
1 may
JASON WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT IN 2018