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    • You should be snack enough for her
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    • Know them for 2 years before marrying (Psychology teacher said thats when couples act more natural towards each other instead of lovey dovey, wether that natural be “Can I help you with the dishes?” or “Stupid bitch burned the casserole!”)
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    • I've done it, and woke up to getting some head while sleeping on the couch.
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    • As a wife myself, don’t steal the fucking covers and we won’t have problems
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    • It makes ppl feel special and thought of when you get them snacks that they didn't even intended to ask for.
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    • And if she doesn’t want the snack then you can eat it yourself. I see this as an absolute win!
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    • As soon as there's conflict, remind yourself internally that the goal is not to win or be right, but to come to an agreement. Your number one priority should be respect.
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    • Do the same for your hubby. We're always bringing each other our favorite sodas when we stop at gas stations
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    • Marriage advice tip #1: Marriages typically last longer if you refrain from beating your spouse mercilessly in a drunken rage in front of your child because your spouse looked at you funny and you know shes judging you for not having a job but JESUS KAREN IM TRYIN' HERE WHY AM I NEVER FUCKIN GOOD E
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    • This does work. The 2 for $3 Snickers will probably get you laid and you get a Snickers out of the deal. Do it. Thank me later. And surprise her with it too. Whip that shit out and be like “babe! I got you sooooomethin’”, she will LOVE that shit.
      patsd0pe 15 aug
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    • Once a week, fill the gas tank up in her car so she doesn’t have to Cook a meal and clean the kitchen every now and then if she had a long day. Buy her books as gifts at random in her favorite genre.
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    • Good advice. Plus never come home with a snack for you and not bring her one. Even of she don't want it that just means double snack for you.
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    • Its not about the snack. Its about thinking about her when you're doing something as menial as getting gas. Small shit is big shit.
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    • If she doesnt want it then it’s yours to devour into the botomless pit known as the stomach
      jedndnd a month
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    • And if she says she doesnt want anything to eat when you go to get fast food, get an extra taco or fries.
      JakeLakin 16 aug
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    • If you think she's hangry but she said she's not, then she is but hasn't figured it out yet.
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    • Grown ass woman can open her damn mouth and ask
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    • I am unable to sexually pleasure my wife
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    • A snack and a coke, a snack and some coke is also acceptable
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    • Seriously, working for a bank, the best marriage advice I have is work out your inheritance considerations as soon as possible. There are so many widows and sometimes widowers who are stuck being unable to do anything with a property because they don’t legally own it. There’s no will or successor
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    • Buy your woman food even if she “doesn’t want any”, give her attention even though she wants to be “left alone”, pay attention to every word she says even though “it’s nothing”, and for chrissake NEVER forget an anniversary or birthday
      Jeeblitt a month
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    • Marriage is a series of up hill battles don't let some thing stupid be the hill you die on
      J1N1 a month
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    • If she says she's not hungry then she can starve in silence
      chchchchase a month
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    • I can 100% verify this is true. Also agree with TC #2
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    • I'm going to try that snack advice on my wife. But, it's funny getting marriage advice from ifunny. The place were the average age is 16.
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    • This is 100% solid advice
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    • Why did you blur your own pfp?
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    • Grace and understanding are paramount everyone makes mistakes your spouse is no different, be ready to forgive and love them when they do stupid shit. Unless they cheated or some shit then dump that bitch.
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    • Everytime I go to get a drink, this mf at the register is like "wanna Reese's for a dollar" and then my gf goes "oOoH rEeSes" and then if I say no, I look like a dick who won't buy his gf a 1 dollar Reese's.
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    • As a married woman I have to say every little surprise I get is awesome whether it is flowers a videogame or a soda. I just like being thought about every know and again when he isn't around
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    • That applies to men too men lik food as well and can get angry without it
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    • Do the same thing for a guy. People just like snacks.
      wh0kn0ws 15 aug
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    • or women can stop acting like children and use their words and tell me if they want a snack or not
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    • We want pre-nup... its something that you need to have, cuz when she leave yo ass .. she gon leave with Half.
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    • Or it can just be you who always wants a snack fatass
      YeeYeeAss a month
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    • Girl freind says don’t order that appetizer I’m not hungry you’re going to be the only one eating it...she diggs in right after my second chip. I don’t say I told you so or anything. This is women
      Bleachman69 a month
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    • This is true especially at fast food joints I asked my girl if she wanted something while I go inside she said no but then I came out with that fat juicy chicken sandwich she ate that hoe so fast
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    • I can attest to that even when it comes to mcdonalds at least get fries!
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    • But my wife is the snack
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    • I’d ask if she’d want anything. It shouldn’t really come as an expectation. Tell us what you’d want and we’ll deliver. Don’t tell us you don’t want anything and expect something anyways. That’s not how it works.
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    • As a wife...this is true...i didn't even know it's true...untill someone said it
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    • He’s right you know
      bjora 16 aug
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    • And on the off chance she didn't actually want a snack you get a snack and hopefully she at least appreciates the gesture
      bavs 15 aug
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    • PorkSword 15 aug
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    • This sounds like a ploy by the women.
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    • Be open and honest about everything that's on your mind at all times even if you know full well she won't understand because she'll act interested and bring it up later and you finally feel what it's like to be listened to. Life changing.
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    • No shit that’s actually really good advice
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    • It’s gotten to the point now that if my fiancé is yelling at me and I can’t really understand why. I just assume she is hungry. So I make her food. And so far I was always right
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    • Yeah, get her junk food so she’ll get fat and never get the self confidence she needs to leave you. The way to a woman’s heart is through her cankles.
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    • Snacks are always nice small shit is what women like like a rose or something every now and then but everyone's different just figure out what she's into
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    • Don’t settle for being in love with being in love. Wait for the right one. Dont jump into a relationship outta pressure. Learn to love yourself. Don’t pursue someone that doesn’t want to be pursued. Common interests are very helpful. You need trust, if you can’t it won’t work. Listen and engage.
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    • If she doesn't want one now, she's gonna want one in another hour or so, when you're on the middle of the highway, so you might a well get one now
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    • And if you get her a candy bar, DON’T put it in your ass before you give it to her. It may seem funny, but trust me it creates all sorts of tension when she finds out.
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    • She blurred the image of the person responding because it’s her responding to her own comment. 😂
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    • Get anyone a snack. Girlfriend, boyfriend, roommate, child, friend, childs friend, friends child, travel companion, hitchhiker you picked up, murderer hiding in the back seat, alien hovering above, dont matter. If there is someone else that you can get a snack for at the gas station, just do it
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    • Don’t ask her what you want to eat. Make her guess where are we eating and take her to the first restaurant she guess. (Unless it’s expensive as fuck) then just say it wrong
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    • Oh man...he ain’t wrong tho
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    • This will make more sense in the long run
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    • Always remember this: pick up drinking before getting married. That way she can’t try to say you’ve changed when she gets sick of your alcoholism.
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    • I’m a married woman and my husband always asks and I always say no. And if I don’t get one I can’t get mad. He trusts that I’ll say yes if I want one. But if he got me one anyway I’d appreciate the thought and probably eat it. :D
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    • Don’t get her a snack, your dumbass is gonna buy the 1.89 bag when she clearly prefers the $2 hot fries bag 🙄
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    • How about she gets you a snack?
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    • My exwife would get pissed if i bought her snacks and say some shit like " do you want me to be even fatter?" But then she would get even more mad if i started eating it and would then take it and eat it lol
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    • That's the kind of man I want! 😍
      Megdameme a month
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    • If you two sleep in on the weekend be aware it's unwise to keep a woman unfed arter 1pm
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    • I’m not married, if my boyfriend surprises me with a coke slushie, my damn kryptonite, without even asking, I’m definitely going to give him something even better when we get back home ngl
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    • If she marries you because your mature and you have money their is 90% chance your going to get divorced
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    • Get your snacks a snack please!!
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    • Surprise snacks would make any woman’s day. They’d certainly make mine
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    • That’s cute
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    • Who goes in the gas station anymore?
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    • And by “snack” they mean meth
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    • Women these days eat wayyy too much.
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    • Yes feed is the S N A K
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    • Get a prenup so Karen can't take the kids and half your money when she leaves you for a tennis instructor named Sven
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    • Us women DO love our snacks.
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    • Wise words
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    • Lit foodporn here
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    • What do Y’all know about marriage.... nothing.... and if you are using your parents shitty marriage as an example then stop... all women are different it not my fault you have bad taste in girls grow up or end up alone
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    • Just get everyone snacks. It’s a little thing that shows you’re thinking of them and it’ll fatten them up so you can have jiggly fat sex.
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    • That is actually great advise
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    • I just ask anybody who's in the car if they want stuff
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    • Men like snacks too
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    • As a wife, I can confirm that this would always make me giddy happy.
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    • If someone gets me food out of nowhere I am the happiest person
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    • Bitch I swear to God if you tell me you don't want a snack then get upset when I don't get you one were done that's some grade A bullshit right there
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    • Small acts of kindness really go a long way
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    • Hide half of your money so when she cheats on you and takes half your shit you arent completely fucked
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    • Bc a wife with a full mouth keeps your life from going south
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    • Awww it’s so true!! He always gets me a drink when we get gas heading to off road trips.
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    • Rub her feet when she gets home. Those boots (im a cop) or heels hurt
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    • You are her husband, you the greatest snack she ever gonna get
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    • Step 1. Get a wife Step 2. Buy her snacks Step 3. ??? Step 4. Profit
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    • Going through a divorce right now, best advice is too pay close attention to your spouse emotions and make sure that they are supported at all times
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