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That i would grow up to be happy
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    • That I would find someone that loves me
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    • Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one
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    • Why are yall so sad? I'm honestly pretty happy, life is good and I actively work to sort out my problems. You all deserve to be happy, but you have go prove that to yourself.
      i_campos 4 sep
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    • Hey guys i need help. There is this girl i met online on a game, and we started chatting and all. Now im starting to think im falling in love with her. We talk quite often, spend money on eachother, etc. She knows more about me then anyone else, even stopped me from kiIIing myself once
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    • Depression haha so funny hajahow quirky giv tedditgold kind strangler
      _Sprite 4 sep
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    • That i could be anything I wanted when I was older.
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    • That I could be the very best, like no one ever was
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    • Happiness is a mind set! It’s not about the things around you.
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    • Can't get disappointed if you're already disappointed.
      _Drizzym 4 sep
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      vena 4 sep
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    • John Lennon had a project early on in school where he was supposed to write about what he wanted to be when he grew up. He said “Happy.” He failed the project.
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    • This is featured every other day
      _Calvin_ 4 sep
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    • That taking a nap was a punishment
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    • That my dad would come back from the store
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    • Naw i knew i was gonna be sad for god knows how long after i finished 3rd grade (lost my crush to my best friend who didn't even like her), forced to go to another school, Dad got out of prison so had to adapt to him, sister calls me useless all the time without getting whooping like me
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    • That being a kid meant I didn’t know better than an adult. Figured out that was bullshit pretty fast
      Draven 4 sep
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    • Jahnny 4 sep
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    • That Santa gives coal to bad kids. I wanted to fucking grill
      Boat_Man 4 sep
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    • Weddit. UwU
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    • I thought penguins were 6 feet tall
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    • I just took my shot with a girl I like and she said that I'm just sweet, boys, I think my crown is falling.
      irio 4 sep
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    • That’s sad that a child who should already be happy has to hope he will grow up to be happy.
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    • Smallpp3 7 sep
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    • family
      lambyz 7 sep
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    • That I wanted to be older because I thought it was cool
      KiloRen 7 sep
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    • I used to think that the houses on the roads with the no outlet sign had no outlets so they didn't have electricity
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    • That doing ur best everyday will make u happy
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    • WHY DO I SEE MY OWN FEATURE AS SOMEONE ELSES
      Enook17 6 sep
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    • To all of you with depression: fight it. Its not an easy battle, but try your hardest to stop the bad things in life from distracting you from the good things. Also, good things arent just going to fly into your lap, you gotta go and make those good memories, with (a) friend(s). It really does work.
      Zernoji 6 sep
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    • Learn how to crop yo shit bitch.
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    • Back when your parent counting to 3 was the scariest thing ever
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    • that I would have straight As
      Bachigga 6 sep
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    • i thought i would kiss someone by 16
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    • Not wrong there buddy
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    • Ok
      mrdork12 6 sep
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    • That’d I’d be in a loving fulfilling relationship with someone who compliments me perfectly
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    • That you die if you have sex before marriage. (I haven't but my friends have lived to tell the tale)
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    • My mom legit told me that when I am 18 I will be ready to grow up. That was a fuckin lie
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    • I honestly feel like my life has concluded 50 years early and I'm just waiting around to kick the bucket. I might just go ahead and punt that shit idk
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    • Average redditor
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    • I used to think wwe wrestlers sang their own songs
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    • Happiness is your own creation
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    • That people would be just runnin around trying to offer me drugs
      __Zer0__ 5 sep
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    • That I could be anything I wanted to be.
      XYZKINGI 5 sep
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    • Happiness is a mind state and there is ultimately no one but you controlling that. Smile more and your subconscious will pick up on it and you'll in turn be happier.
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    • That I would never grow up
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    • That my childhood would last.
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    • that life has any guarantees
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    • I was never told this by anyone but when I was a child I thought if I nooned a spider all the other spiders would know and come for me but now I’m like “not in my lobby” and murder them
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    • Happiness is a false hope, it is a lie told to us by our superiors to keep us under their control. Rather than getting all suicidally depressed about it, just accept it and move on for your own benefit.
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    • What's with depressed memea getting featured bruv?
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    • I used to believe life had a purpose
      xTylerx 5 sep
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    • Well with that attitude, no wonder
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    • That my mother loves me
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    • Fuckin feels my guy
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    • Hee hee hoo hoo depersion
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    • Quicksand would be everywhere.
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    • Lot of badly cropped memes lately.
      FORyan 4 sep
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    • That being a adult is worth growing up
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    • That I would grow up
      Gnoonyv 4 sep
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    • Again, post like these be hitting me like this:
      PJCloud9 4 sep
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    • My parents we're always right
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    • Someone told me as a kid that you could catch autism like the flu. I wld hold my breath wnvr I passed the special ed class. I finally thought it through and was mad that I took it at face value. I knw I'm rly gullible and plp knw and take advtg so I research now to nvr do something like that again.
      mazead 4 sep
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    • That I would fall and love and get married.
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    • Thats your own damn fault
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    • That's on you. Stop waiting for the world to cater to you and work for the life you want. Y'all are fucking weak.
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    • Repost
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    • Same
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    • AnalogA 4 sep
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    • That things would get better, hint if you are young: they won't
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    • Poetry 4 sep
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    • That no girl is good enough for me only come to realize I ain’t good enough for any girl
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    • That I would stay happy
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    • All we are guaranteed in this life is misery suffering and death. It requires actively and willfully applying yourself to be happy.
      Day098 4 sep
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    • for me it was thinking that the velociraptor in the field scene from the lost world jp actually happened and that the black dude was the director who was nooned by a velociraptor
      nyctorex 4 sep
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    • That I might finally get to do the sex
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    • My Aunt when she was talking about Jesus being able to save us all, if she believed in any other imaginary friend like she believes in that guy she'd be in a mental institution.
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    • That I can achieve anything
      SQUATCHH 4 sep
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    • I thought smoke stacks were cloud factories
      rooke 4 sep
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    • That being in college would mean that I’m smart but I’m a fucking idiot still
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    • haha redditard you have permission to laugh now
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    • Maybe you haven't grown up yet? 🤷
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    • Same
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    • Frankly, Im not sad, just bored and slightly stressed
      Red9 4 sep
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    • That happiness is real
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    • Wow. Never seen this one before.
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