• What's the difference between a drug dealer and a
hooker
The hooker can wash her crack and resell it
Ha nice
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    • Literally every time I go on omegle it's the same. "M AGE? DISCONNECTED" gay shit
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    • My girl left me this joke in my lunch for work. One of the guys grabbed it while I was reading it thinking it was a love note so he could read it to the crew and embarrass me. They all ended up laughing their asses off.
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    • After 5000 swipes, i finally found a joke
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    • Confidence Tip!! Taking care of your appearance is a good way to look and feel attractive! Get a good unique clothing style that fits you, take care of your skin and hair and have a positive mindset, and you may just be the most confident man in the room! And what girl doesn't like that... :)
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    • High heels were originally men’s shoes. They were worn by men of the Persian Cavalry to help their boots stay in their stirrups when riding horses.
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    • Honestly, when you vibe with someone in a match and they leave right when it ends or lag out without adding you, that hurts
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    • One you fuck for drugs, one fucks you for drugs
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    • "But seriously tho age?"
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    • What’s the difference between a baked potato and a flying pig?
      mhman711 6 jul
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    • I just drink the blood of other crackheads to get my fix. Called recycling
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    • Washing crack would remove impurity and up its potency. When a drug dealer washes his crack he can charge even more.
      Foist 5 jul
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    • What did the leper say to the whore?
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    • i used to pretend to be F 16 just to have a conversation. If i put M and it was a dude, they'd call me gay and disconnect. If it was a chick and i put M they'd call me a perv and disconnect.
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    • What about the "what's the difference between a child and a hooker" "I dunno what" "you sick fuck"
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    • I’ve been saying this joke since middle school lol
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    • what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo?
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    • I'm sorry. Where's the 12 year old asking for nudes? Fake
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    • Unless she gets an STD. Then she’s screwed in a different meaning.
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    • Is it worth it to go on Omegle
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    • M 21 wby?
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    • When I was working at Blackbird Studio in Nashville, Willie Nelson told this joke during a recording break. I about died laughing.
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    • I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.
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    • Ha nice. Thankyou goodbye
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    • Last time I was in omgle I said I ranked dick pics and gave them my x’s number
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    • Hey folks, please post more jokes!!!
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    • I've been on omegle for a good 10 hours total and can say, fuck Omegle they either play innocent if you say something about nudes or go all in, either way they still want nudes, I just wanted a friend.
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    • I beat women with my left hand side they don’t deserve rights
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    • "wash"
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    • What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck the sandwich before I eat it.
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    • On this website I keep getting the same Indian dude over and over and it’s freaking me out so I just quite going on there
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    • Omegle used to be great. Now it's just horny guys saying M 20
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    • I once jacked off to a girl's foot on that website, actually that was two days ago I did that.
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    • What's the difference between a hooker and a child
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    • I remember when my buddies and I were like 16 and all spent the night at my place and got this 20-something chick to flash us her tits on Omegle.
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    • Behold, a joke
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    • I went on Omegle pretending to be a 13 year old girl and almost every guy I talked to was fucking creepy as shit, I want that website to go down
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    • One sells drugs, the other sells her body
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    • Except hookers won’t do butt stuff
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    • This was the first joke my dad ever told me........ I was 9.
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    • Like they wash it after..
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    • What website is this
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    • Once on tinder a guy had in his bio to either request an insult or a self deprecating joke if you messaged first, so I said insult, and he roasted me, but when I roasted back he told me to fuck off then unmatched. I've seen that in a few bios. Guys, explain???
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    • What does a whore an a 5yr child have in common? When they both go into church and see the priest they start shaking
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    • Just told my grandpa this joke, he laughed his ass off. Thanks.
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    • MmmmMMMMMMam funnyyyyyyy JOKE
      Tardslug 4 jul
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    • What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and a pick pocket? One snatches your wallet and the other watches your snatch
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    • And now they are the butt of the joke
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    • I don’t have a dead drug dealer in my shed
      Choatey 4 jul
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    • That's an old joke. I like it
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    • Why did you disconnect, there could've been more
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