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    • Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds like a lot of fun if you don't know what those words mean
      Budapest 25 jul
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    • What’s top comment
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    • My boyfriend says he hates me waking him up to a blow job because the first thing he has to do when he wakes up is pee really bad
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    • Had a friend whose girlfriend tried to wake him up with a bj, unfortunately for her when he woke up he got spooked and unfortunately for him she had braces, awkward conversation with the parents and a bloody trip to the ER
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    • Thank god "they had us in the first half" is there, otherwise I wouldnt have know there was a twist at the end
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    • no lie having sex when you just wake up is nice but fuck your eyes are gonna be so full of crud an sweat, youre gonna feel groggy af and right after you'll be drained af
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    • Even my cat gave me a wtf look when I read it aloud
      lillambo 25 jul
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    • Waking up to BJ’s are nice unless it turns out to be the wrong girl, cause who has the power to stop that
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    • That’s gross, please tell me where this park was so I um... never accidentally go there....
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    • For real tho, what's it like to wake up having your dick sucked? My boyfriend says he consents of me sucking his dick when he's asleep once I go see him again but I don't want to startle him?
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    • notyuki 25 jul
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    • Okay but honestly I want to do that when I’m married. Wake up my man with a bj. Like I love u man here’s a treat just because I love you. (Of course itd be established before hand that he’d be ok with it, consent is key)
      zelderps 25 jul
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    • I do this to my bf and he describes it as not sure if hes having a wet dream or not...
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    • This was a roller coaster from start to finish
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    • I’m not sure what’s worse... that or waking up to your girlfriend biting down on your dick because you both fell asleep while she was sucking you.
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    • Savant 25 jul
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    • Bf and i went to bed at 5 am and between then and 7:30am, bitch woke me up THREE TIMES hoping to get lucky. Ive never wanted to throw hands with him so bad before in my life
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    • In all seriousness, here is the thing about waking up to a blowjob. What is the first thing you usually have to do when you wake up? Take a piss
      BeakerPD 25 jul
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    • the second tc answers the question posed by the first. gotta love symmetry
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    • I love this "they had is in the first half" because it didn't get blown up super big and become unfunny, it's the constant that I need in my life
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    • Is a morning bj actually enjoyable or is it scary?
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    • This meme format just keeps getting worse.
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    • HybridD 25 jul
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    • It’s not that great. At least not in my opinion. You wake up all confused, both of you have morning breath (which hers is now on your dick), and I’m thinking “I gotta take a morning dump and I want a sausage biscuit wtf is she doing...” 😂🤷🏿‍♂️ just my opinion anyway
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    • Honestly though, as a dude, I wish to god I could wake with to a hot chick blowing me while I was sleep. But if a chick woke up to a dude fucking her, it would be a totally different story. This is all assuming bf/gf relationship of course, or similar.
      Tech64 25 jul
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    • Thats like poking a bear trap with your dick.
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    • It's hard to nut with a pee pee filled boner
      dumb1uck 25 jul
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    • Some of the best shit I’ve ever experienced was waking up to a blowjob
      celcisue 27 jul
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    • I miss getting blown while I sleep, such a wonderful way to have started the day
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    • Fucking a nine year old. She just kept crying and screaming and I got banned from Walmart
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    • A yawn is a free blowjob if you’re quick enough
      Blue_koi 25 jul
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    • I remember reading a post on FML about a girl that tried to wake her bf up with a blowjob and he peed in her mouth.
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    • what should I wear to my job interview at chick fil a tomorrow?
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    • Anal sounds good till she pulls out the strap-on
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    • I watched the video where this meme came from on YouTube yesterday and holy shit it felt like I got catfished. His voice was nothing like I had imagined
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    • Storming area 51 is a good answer
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    • Beating small children at the local orphanage
      TheSpoi 25 jul
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    • I dont think I would be able to enjoy it cause I would have to piss so bad
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    • You know..these types of memes used to start horrible and end happy. I don't like this reversal.
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    • Overwatch
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    • Reddit 🤮🤮🤮 moment
      TierWhore 25 jul
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    • I lost my pen......
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    • WetBlush 25 jul
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    • Fellas has anyone actually been awakened by your girl sucking ya dick? Is it nice or are you too tired to comprehend? What’s it like
      datyou 25 jul
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    • This isn't using the format correctly
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    • I fell asleep after sex with a guy. When I woke up he was asleep too, only 15 minutes had passed so I thought we should go for round two, slipped down to blow him, and he woke up and was so startled, he started kicking the shit out of me and drop kicked me off the bed.
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    • Skoodge 25 jul
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    • This bothers me every time. The orignal is “not gonna lie they had us the first half”. Go look up “scoreboard, apollos hester”
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    • Eating a shit ton of junk food
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    • Diving into a vault of coins like scrooge mcduck
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    • Reddit moment
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    • I said sorry like a billion times. And you still never let it go?
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    • Well that was a roller coaster start to finish
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    • Apparently I slap my gf when she tries
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    • the meme under it kinda ruins it
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    • tHeY hAd uS iN tHe FiRsT hAlF nOt gOnNa LiE
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    • The double whammy
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    • Tbh it's a wierd feeling
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    • My ex used to wake me up to a blowjob pretty frequently... it got tiresome after a while, especially when your really tired. And its super awkward to tell someone to stop sucking your dick...
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    • Why are people getting this meme wrong more and more. It's supposed to sound bad and end good. Not the like this where it sounds ok then ends worse.
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    • Brb gonna go fall asleep on a park bench with my mouth open
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    • I always hated going out drinking I'd always drink to much then wake up in some random place with a ton of the same questions as always like, "Where am I?" "Why am I naked?" "Who is this person with me?" "Why are they dead?"
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    • NoLyfe101 25 jul
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    • My girl tried giving me a blowjob while waking up. I hated it. I was too fuckjng tired
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    • Honestly, I was crawdad fishing with my brother’s girlfriend’s brother and after we caught a bunch of crawdads, we found a lot were dead(1/2)
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    • I'd rather not get a bj when I'm sleeping. Let me be awake and enjoy the whole thing.
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    • When is this meme gonna die
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    • Poor use of this meme
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    • Thanksgiving
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    • Getting top comment, it’s great until you get flooded with notifications for weeks
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    • Wrong.use.of.this.fucking.meme. fuck sake people it's not hard.
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    • I sleep through everything and that will just make it awkward. A weird awkward blowjob that didn't go anywhere
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    • Cock meat sandwich.
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    • Your first open mouth kiss. That...that was pretty gross ngl
      Slushy 25 jul
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    • Did....... did you finish him?
      heyjoe74 25 jul
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