What NOT to say to a Police Officer 1 can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer.
Is that a 9mm? That's nothing look at my 44
You must have been going over 120 to keep up
Sorry Officer my radar detector wasn't pluggedin
1 was going to be a cop but
I decided to finish high school
Are you the guy from the Village People?
Bad Cop. No donut.
Your not going to check my truck are you?
Gee that gut doesn't inspire confidence.
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
1 pay your salary.
Wow, you look like the guy in the picture on my
girlfriends night stand.
I thought you had to be in good shape to be a police
Is it true people become cops because they can't get a
job at McDonalds?
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack,
my gun fell out and lodged between the brake and gas