What my microwave sees
What my microwave sees
Cat gets run over by a car
cat:
CoO.
iy d
Made with effort for my ANYWAY cakeday
Faye_Valentine Faye_Valentine
24 sep 2020
Cat gets run over by a car cat: CoO. iy d Made with effort for my ANYWAY cakeday
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Installing hidden cameras is my passion
CornTooth CornTooth
10 jun
Installing hidden cameras is my passion
When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject
When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT
A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP?
ME: NOT A CHANCE!
by
punisher1977 punisher1977
8 mar
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP? ME: NOT A CHANCE! by
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
Shatwildcop Social Distancing is STILL in effect ya'll...
HOW MUCH AMMO,D0 YOU HAVE?
VE LEARNED HOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION,
I UNCOMFORTABLE.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
9 sep 2020
HOW MUCH AMMO,D0 YOU HAVE? VE LEARNED HOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION, I UNCOMFORTABLE.
IN CASE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY HERIAN MUNSTER WAS AlWAYS SMILING...
wrangler_DTOM wrangler_DTOM
3 dec 2020
IN CASE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY HERIAN MUNSTER WAS AlWAYS SMILING...
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
Costco co-founder told CEO 'II will
kill you' following hot dog combo price hike suggestion
Costco Founder The CEO
Shut up, Kill you.
Bubbadubs Bubbadubs
24 sep 2020
Costco co-founder told CEO 'II will kill you' following hot dog combo price hike suggestion Costco Founder The CEO Shut up, Kill you.
Jodie from HR: Through god, all things are possible
Me: Okay do a kickflip
Jodie: What
Me: Do a double kickflip right now
PFE_1665 PFE_1665
22 jun
Jodie from HR: Through god, all things are possible Me: Okay do a kickflip Jodie: What Me: Do a double kickflip right now
NowThis
ago
Attention, Men:
Having a Cat Might
Ruin Your Chances
Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less
dateable," said the authors of the study.
Agreeable and open = not dateable, what
kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
ZaneKay ZaneKay
20 sep 2020
NowThis ago Attention, Men: Having a Cat Might Ruin Your Chances Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less dateable," said the authors of the study. Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
Damn... I'm kinda
tired of living through these major historical events
Annihilus Annihilus
7 jan 2021
Damn... I'm kinda tired of living through these major historical events
Other Fandom: It's okay, you know
my favorite character died too.
he Supernatural Fandom:
Not 50 times in
Other Fandom: It's okay, you know my favorite character died too. he Supernatural Fandom: Not 50 times in
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
When you're stuck in a traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you
Stanislav Zak Purrtacular
Last month my cat disappeared. A week ago
I found him and brought him home. Today my cat came back. Now I I have two identical cats.
There is imPostor amons us
Ripper Ripper
21 sep 2020
Stanislav Zak Purrtacular Last month my cat disappeared. A week ago I found him and brought him home. Today my cat came back. Now I I have two identical cats. There is imPostor amons us