What keeps me awake at night:
Knowing it's been 20 years and
Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
god_of_fastfood god_of_fastfood
23 sep 2020
What keeps me awake at night: Knowing it's been 20 years and Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
The only gamer who would be alive
when Rockstar finally rel GTA when Rockstar finally release GIA
Dastan Dastan
15 mar
The only gamer who would be alive when Rockstar finally rel GTA when Rockstar finally release GIA
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off"
we
That one kid:
No. don't th. " I will
PlantedCorgo PlantedCorgo
30 oct 2020
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off" we That one kid: No. don't th. " I will
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
biscuitsandgravy biscuitsandgravy
4 dec 2020
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
Does she like me?
Or is she selling something?
Does she like me? Or is she selling something?
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
23 oct 2020
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
me giving my Cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my Cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
joemamama joemamama
15 sep 2020
y dog saw a squirrel when my back as turned...
The would be the,
they would
Motherilekers.ps
okiejarhead71 okiejarhead71
13 mar
The would be the, they would Motherilekers.ps
Josh Stockhill, a Four-year-old boy who has beaten leukeamia twice in his short life, starts his first day of school.
amansingh
26 apr
Josh Stockhill, a Four-year-old boy who has beaten leukeamia twice in his short life, starts his first day of school.
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back
As youtcan see, I am dead
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 nov 2020
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back As youtcan see, I am dead
imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit
imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit
You know, I have seen "photos" of me riding bear. I have not ridden bear yet, but there are such photos already.
Codreanu Codreanu
17 feb
You know, I have seen "photos" of me riding bear. I have not ridden bear yet, but there are such photos already.
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
When mom takes away my fidget spinner
The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Kleinon Kleinon
18 feb
When mom takes away my fidget spinner The Reason I Have A Pistol.
You are pretty cute when
what am when I'm not nice
you are nice
Reiner Reiner
26 sep 2020
You are pretty cute when what am when I'm not nice you are nice
Me: I got $1400
Gun Shop
Kodiak2A Kodiak2A
15 mar
Me: I got $1400 Gun Shop