What keeps me awake at night:
Knowing it's been 20 years and
Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
god_of_fastfood god_of_fastfood
23 sep 2020
What keeps me awake at night: Knowing it's been 20 years and Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
That' the
Another rerun on Bob, the Food ChgnneI
GGain.
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
26 sep 2020
That' the Another rerun on Bob, the Food ChgnneI GGain.
Absolutely no one:
old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise
af
Absolutely no one: old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise af
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
atticuslodius atticuslodius
10 oct 2020
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
officially_Angry_Jesus officially_Angry_Jesus
23 sep 2020
VM NOT MAD THAT MY SON IS FAT
Kids next year after being homeschooled.
"but my momma said"
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 nov 2020
Kids next year after being homeschooled. "but my momma said"
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo
ff
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
23 sep 2020
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo ff
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go
me: so we don't have to go?
said I highly
encourage you to
4
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go me: so we don't have to go? said I highly encourage you to 4
When u late for work in the winter... - When u late for work in the winter...
I_am_Jared I_am_Jared
15 jan 2021
When u late for work in the winter... - When u late for work in the winter...
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
25 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a
good backstory for
America's got talent
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a good backstory for America's got talent
Me watching fireworks even though never left
my house, popcorn just have and LSD
popcorn ceilings and LSD
Me watching fireworks even though never left my house, popcorn just have and LSD popcorn ceilings and LSD
I'M SORRY BUT
NC
\ or
YOU LET THE HOT CHOCOLATE COOL
THET470441 THET470441
3 oct 2020
I'M SORRY BUT NC \ or YOU LET THE HOT CHOCOLATE COOL
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced.
When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said,
"If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
Heroes_vamp Heroes_vamp
29 sep 2020
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced. When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said, "If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."