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    • Midgets in borderlands
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    • Like im tryna fuck somebody up damn!!
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    • When i swing at someone in a dream it’s like my arms are moving through jello or pudding almost. Like they’re going half the speed of smell. That only me?
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    • YES, I'M NOT ALONE!!!!! This really posses me off. Every time it happens it feels like the air around my fist suddenly gets thicker and harder to move, then you hit an invisible barrier.
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    • Its because when youre in a dream, you cant feel the force being applied to your hand when you punch something, same idea behind pinching yourself, and because you dont feel like you hit anything, it comes out that way
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    • I feel like I’m punching through water
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    • Okay so it's NOT JUST me
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    • Or trying to Sprint is like running in sand and it's the most frustrating thing.
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    • also trying to run you feel like ur wading through water
      tianshan 4 apr
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    • Ever try to run in a dream? It’s like you have sandbags tied to your feet on a floor of ice
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    • For me it’s in slow motion while everything else is normal.
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    • Fun fact: it generally means theres a lack of confidence or uncertainty in your abilities when you swing a punch and either it doesnt connect or it feels like youre just tapping them
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    • It’s crazy, in my dreams when I don’t realize I’m dreaming I expect the impact. When it doesn’t happen my brain automatically reflects that lack of impact by showing my punches do nothing and I feel weak and powerless. And yet my brain can simulate textures and pressure. Brains are weird.
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    • I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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    • I thought I was the only one
      bcs604 7 apr
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    • Lol am I the only one who can't walk in my dreams. Like my legs slide out from underneath me
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    • Yet for some reason they can punch me through multiple concrete walls like in fucking anime
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    • Oh my FUCKING god, this is so scarily accurate.
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    • Why this true?!
      bh3413 6 apr
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    • Glad I'm not the only one
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    • Or your gun shoots rubber bullets. Or when you “run” you’re running in place or super slow almost to a crawl
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    • The fact that everyone can relate speaks volumes about human psychology and only gives us more questions
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    • Bruh I had a dream where I was in the Vietnam War as a Marine and my platoon was in the jungle hunting Vietcong soldiers when we got in a firefight but they killed all our guys so I dropped my gun and surrendered but then I got shot a ton by a VC soldier.
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    • Same, but instead of small arms it’s like punching through molasses
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    • I hate those dreams where I’m trying to fight back or move to avoid something but I can actually feel how little my body is pathetically moving and there’s nothing I can do about it.
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    • Or running in your dreams.
      Bearezee 3 apr
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    • Probably already said in the sea of comments, but normally when you try to punch someone in a dream and can't, or keep missing, etc, it means you lack the self confidence to be violent, despite how outwardly violent you may be. It means inside, you try to hide from confrontation and anxiety sucks.
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    • I had a dream once someone cut mee off and then break checked me causing a wreck so i got out of the car and tried to fight the guy but my swings where doing nothing and i got so mad that i turned into a glowing golden giant thing and stomped on the guy and his car so hard that the overpass fell
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    • And it’s slow as fuck
      Venlllll 6 apr
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    • So here it is:punching (like running) is a highly-coordinated activity that relies on proprioceptive feedback throughout the motion to work. Since the thalamus clamps down both on the transmission of the motor signals you'd need to effectively complete the motion and the perception of joint-motion
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    • I used to be able to fly and shit on command as soon as I realized it was a dream and I’d just do all sorts of crazy shit. My motivation is dead even in my dreams now.
      jjmista 6 apr
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    • I had a dream about fighting once but was rudely awakened by me throwing a punch with the hand that was also grabbing a nice chunk of my hair
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    • This had me fucked up! Thought I was the only one. Fml
      crazymon 6 apr
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    • It feels like slow motion or punching through water.
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    • Punching without results in dreams mean you want to/ need to confront an issue but feel helpless in the matter, I believe
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    • It feels like punching in water
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    • There’s a reason for this, it’s like when you sleep your body’s current state of sleep is the one in your dream so your body won’t act as if you’re awake, that’s why you can’t move in lucid dreaming, you’re mind is awake but your body isn’t so muscles and movement won’t be the same
      Aeroreo 4 apr
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    • Always felt like I was underwater or something. And if I fell while running from something, I couldn’t get back up no matter how hard I struggled. Like imagine someone on ice trying to get up.
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    • These are what dream punches are like.
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    • Hey yeah why is that? That shit fucks me up and gives me self confidence issues
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    • If I fall in a dream I just can't get up. Ever. I just lie on the ground and try to scream for help but can't and it feels like I'm being held down on the ground with my vocal cords ripped out. Big oof
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    • OMG I thought it was just me or like you go to swing but the punch just goes in slow motion but not slow motion like something's pushing your hand back and won't let you
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    • When you're 5'6 and have to solve galactic overpopulation
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    • The only dreams I liked were when I was getting sucked off or a handjob, then I woke up spewing jizz as my mom woke me up for school. Every time I had a wet dream, my mom was waking me up as I came
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    • I always feel like I'm trying to punch under water
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    • I find that objects and guns are more effective. But sometimes even those don't work lol, one time I loaded the gun myself and the bullets vanished instantly
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    • Fun fact: that’s because when you sleep your cognitive functions are in a shutdown state and when your mind imagines you doing something physical like running or hitting then it’s more difficult for you brain to process this function because your ability got that movement is sleeping too.
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    • Or when you try to run. You run so damn so slow
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    • Ark niggas be like
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    • I thought I wasn't the only one. I thought there was some sort of repressed memory that made me not able to do that. Apparently it's because of your blankets.
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    • its cause you're all tangled in your blankets, your body is semi restrained and you dream state acknowledges the physical realm, same reason you can't sprint in most dreams.
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    • I looked this up because it always bothered me. Your punches feel weak because you are not really moving, so your body’s senses aren’t in line with your unconscious mind’s perception of velocity and impact making your punches feel non existent because technically they are.
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    • Also running, and for some reason any time I dream of a show or game UI and controllers don't work for shit
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    • When i run in my dreams, i feel like my body cant push out the energy or i just dont get traction and cartoonishly kick my legs up behind me.
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    • OMG I thought I was the only one
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    • How it feelsto throw a dream punch
      Fighthub 9 apr
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    • What bothers me the most is when you're unable to run
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    • Like I've honestly thought I was weak cause I would always dream about fighting someone but as soon as my fist would make contact it would feel like my whole arm was numb and barely touched them
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    • I can’t punch, scream, run, shoot a gun or even shake hands properly but I sure can jump 200 feet in the air or skydive without a parachute on
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    • For me its like, I do connect my hits, but it doesn't even look like I'm doing shit to them
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    • I had a dream I got kidnapped (my biggest fear) and I kept trying to hit them but it was too slow. I wanted to cry
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    • I thought I was the only one
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    • At least you guys get arms in your dreams
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    • It really do be like that
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    • I thought that was just me
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    • Make contact with fist... punch was slow as shit and felt like I hit the dude with a pillow. His punch knocked me into the next city... is this a fucking DBZ fight? Am I yamacha trying to fight fucking goku!
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    • Have you guys ever tried to yell for help in a dream and suddenly your voice doesn’t work? Because same
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    • Wait so things seem slow motion to u guys too?
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    • RoloMan 4 apr
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    • I sometimes wake my self up trying to punch in a dream as I end up jolting forward in my bed with my fist clenched and my arms a tensed. It’s weird
      __A_ 4 apr
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    • I have dreams where this happens and I don't hit people as hard as I want but it does more than it should
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    • Forreal why I feel like I’m underwater tryna punch somebody
      dndxvjid 4 apr
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    • Running is so hard you have to actively try so fucking hard to run because if you slow down a little but youre just fucked you cant move unless you have a jumping start
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    • I really want to be able to consistently have lucid dreams. I've had dreams more vivid than normal and one dream that could be considered lucid, but that's it.
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    • Once I tried to slice someone with a lightsaber, and it bent.
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    • I also hate those dreams where someone or something is tryna kill you and you have a gun but you don’t have the finger strength for some reason to pull the trigger no matter how hard you try.
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    • Cause youve never actually experienced hitting someone. If you did, your dream would have been exponentially more satisfying.
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    • I had a different dream where I broke a bitches leg with one kick and then blew her up with a grenade cause she asked me to get out of her house and stop eating her Mac and cheese
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    • I had a dream where I was boxing and I got a really good hit off and when I woke up I found out I had shattered 2 of my knuckles because I punched my wardrobe
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    • I fucking hate movement in my dreams. Whenever I have to run I’m always wobbly like A drunkard, my head is spinning and it’s like I’m moving through molasses I’m so slow
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    • Its because you feel powerless
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    • Finally I knew I wasn’t the only one like sometimes I feel as if one or two of my limbs are huge but the rest are puffed out and empty of air
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    • So glad im not the only one.....
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    • One time I had a dream where I was running up stairs away from zombies and I was getting physically tired in my dream so I passed out in my dream but I didnt die then I woke up
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    • And you can't breath and you have to use like all of your energy to run like 3 feet, and you just did some terrible thing that you would never actually do, like murder your best friend or shoot up a school. And now there's a hairless dog with dreadlocks, razor sharp teeth, and a rat tail after you
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    • It's your brain's ram not being able to process the physics engine fast enough
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    • I’m usually super violent and aggressive in dreams, I think it’s my subconscious releasing anger
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    • So it's NOT JUST MY STUPID ASS!?!?! THANK FUCK
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    • I had a dream last night that I was stopping some sort of criminal activity involving glowing alcohol in the basement of a cruise ship. I had a baseball bat but I only had the strength to tap them on the head with it. What the hell?
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    • I keep having dreams where I hesitate to stab people but I do it then chop them up and feel relieved after doing it. Now I know they should be dead but they just come right back to like like I didn't just slice their neck and continue with their day all bloodied up and shit. Wondering what it means.
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    • Funny story tried punching someone in my dream it didn’t work so I tried harder then I woke up with my fist in the wall
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    • I get that weird weightless feeling too but then I get like a microsecond of lucidity and just fuckin dropkick whoever I'm throwing hands with in my dream and it causes the feeling to go away
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    • Sometimes I get this weird dream where I have to stop someone from stabbing me but my wrists get cut all to shit and I don’t feel it. That shits weird because if I get stabbed in that dream, I actually feel some shit
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    • In my dreams it's like I'm punching under water
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    • There’s a theory behind this it has something to do with not having enough confidence in yourself to be able to win a fight
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    • Why is like that though? Someone explain!
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    • Ive never remembered a dream. Its sad.
      Zephloe 3 apr
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    • Its cause your muscles are essentially paralyzed when you're asleep
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    • Fights and running are the most annoying things about dreams, yet flying just comes so naturally.
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