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    • chiefokls
      Not gay but 20$ is 20$
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    • captainc00lie
      Easiest TC ever
      smile 716 reply 22
    • NewPlayer
      smile 9 reply 1
    • Fair_Nuff
      There's a difference between 'making a living' and 'working to live'.
      smile 6
    • SaberChan
      smile 6 reply 3
    • FoodOverPeople
      Foodporn is my thang
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    • LostInTheConfines
      I worked 600+ hours in a day and 7 seconds in a week. I know what you're thinking, "that's not possible". You would be correct but you haven't experienced pocket dimensions and time loops yet. It sounds daunting but I had lots of free time too.
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    • not_too_sweet
      Oh no 40 hours a week are you ok do you need to talk poor thing?
      smile 6 reply 13
    • byugoi
      usually people who brag about how unreasonably large their hours are have a job of like wrapping bendy straws and always exclaim, "y i no get paid more!!?!?"
      byugoi 16d
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    • Countryman_23
      People complain about working 40 hours a week and take the first opportunity to take less hours, but then complain about how the economy is ruining their lives bc everything's so expensive and they cant afford it. Quit being a lazy whore and work for your money.
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    • Merry__Gajeel___kun
      I was an altar server at a funeral and got paid $20 bucks
      smile 4
    • cwillip
      Fucked a lady with her husband watching. $300.00. I was 19. They were around 40. 1989
      cwillip 16d
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    • elevatorcaptain
      THE POWER OF CAPITALISM COMPELS YOU
      smile 3
    • cwhit23
      Sucked an old ladies toes
      cwhit23 15d
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    • GayOnFire
      Join the Navy
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    • youngsinatra_19
      I went from 40 hours a week to 80, sacrificed my time and health for wealth
      smile 3 reply 4
    • moustache_comb
      #Justdemocratthings
      smile 3 reply 2
    • SrgRoyal
      Joined the army
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    • Barleyy
      Barleyy 16d
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    • olive4ever
      Worked 101 hours in 2 weeks 🙄
      smile 3 reply 4
    • Lil_Dab
      Remember those kids in grade school at lunch who mixed a bunch of nasty food in a cup and called it a potion? I drank that shit.
      Lil_Dab 16d
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    • ______hh
      Suck a toad off to completion.
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    • FLVMEHEAD
      I got a moth out of my sister's room, she Venmoed me a dollar
      smile 4
    • Classic_Pam
      I sold my bike to a crackhead for 50 bucks, I'm sure I got some weirder shit than that but that's the first thing that came to mind
      smile 3 reply 2
    • KarmaticInfluence
      Ate a Carolina Reaper for $250.
      smile 3 reply 4
    • mostlynerdstuff
      I once had a roommate for a few months who thought having to work 40 hrs a week was unreasonable... same dude wanted more than 13 $/ hr...
      smile 3 reply 2
    • JonChristopher
      I pimped my doll and she better pay up
      smile 3
    • no_dick
      I nanny for $4 an hour but I can't quit because I'm too nice and it sucks ass
      no_dick 16d
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    • JonChristopher
      I became president
      smile 3
    • Unlucky_Harmz
      I'm 12 and I make 25 dollars an hour raping leaves
      smile 3 reply 3
    • GTAPicksDaily
      That's how a job works
      smile 3
    • ChiIIin
      The goal is to work less and get paid more, i know alot of ppl with up to 3 jobs and who dont even have there own apartment. I don’t care how many hrs u work a week at fuckn sears u clowns.
      ChiIIin 14d
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    • CaptainSmee
      40 hours a week really isn’t that long, you probably just work a shit shift. I get off work at 2pm everyday which leaves me plenty of free time
      smile 2 reply 4
    • David_slayer
      Sold my adderrall at school
      smile 2
    • misspaigeee
      Uh^
      smile 2 reply 4
    • nightangel64
      Sell my soul to the government for 4 years
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    • ArashiKun
      Jesus Christ you guys are lazy af
      smile 4
    • CaptainF_ingAmerica
      The craziest thing is people who work 40 plus hours for minimum wage and still need to be on food stamps because the cost of living in their home town is outrageous.
      smile 2 reply 2
    • vangrahamage
      Layed in a grassy knoll and took out some dude sitting next to his wife in a convertible in a motorcade
      smile 2
    • bdbecker36
      56, 60 and 80 hrs all fall under the category of 40+ hrs people. Y’all stupid or just fishing for a pat on the back?
      smile 2
    • LuxEtTenebris
      40 hours a week, $15/hr that's really all I need to live.
      smile 2 reply 6
    • HeimdaIIr
      40 hours a week. I remember my first part time job.
      smile 2 reply 2
    • BurntFrank
      40 hours is the easy life...
      smile 3 reply 6
    • RediculePlays
      Me moma and pepa woek 72hr a week
      smile 2 reply 1
    • sydney12345
      Work a 27 hour shift
      smile 2 reply 3
    • LordLucipher
      I saw a rat with a 10 dollar bill he was probably going to build into his nest and I fought him for it
      smile 2
    • Sylum
      Sylum 16d
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    • wijibo
      Your mom.
      wijibo 16d
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    • The_Mighty_Jingles
      Well, it's worse for service men and women, and law enforcement. Military is always at work, when they are sleeping they sleep light because they could be called to action at any time. Law enforcement work up to probably 2-3 times what a regular civilian works.
      smile 2 reply 8
    • InMySecondaryBrainSystem
      Test drugs for my dealer “I’ll give you $20 if you try this batch I don’t have a test kit”
      smile 2 reply 6
    • Official_Initial_D
      I work 10 to 12 hours 5 days a week
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    • kittyeong
      I had a one night stand with a really cautious guy once and he said he would be comfortable if I took a plan b pill just in case. He said he didn’t have a full fifty dollars on him and gave me $14 to help cover it. I felt dirty after that and I still don’t know why.
      smile 2 reply 15
    • deactivated12
      Sure beats the time I stuffed the family hamster up my ass, still haven’t seen the little guy
      smile 2
    • wolfwarrior3
      Work 80+ hours a week
      smile 3
    • DaveTheSnake
      Sold fortnite codes when mobile was invite only lmao I made about $40 off of three codes
      smile 2
    • Khagesi
      Lmao, try 98.
      Khagesi 16d
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    • kidheptagon
      I’m not gay but $3,000,000,000,000 is $3,000,000,000,000
      smile 2
    • TheDapperDonald
      So? You got paid didn't you? How else are you gonna afford that cracked iPhone X and airpod (singular) you love so much
      smile 2 reply 1
    • kronik
      You ever suck a digga's nick for a crisp ass twenty
      kronik 16d
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    • Trapsy_
      Trapsy_ 16d
      smile 2 reply 1
    • ksifloridian
      I work like 60 it aint too bad homie
      smile 2
    • Fudd
      Called J. G. Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW
      Fudd 16d
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    • Lowrinse
      Ate ice cream play doh
      smile 2
    • Shit_Post_Jesus
      Fortnite is a sin in the eyes of the lord
      smile 2
    • Amvndanicole
      I didn’t do it but some guy came up to me recently and begged me to spit on his face for $20.
      smile 3 reply 3
    • pizzas4breakfast
      Borrow $250,000 to get my masters
      smile 2
    • tomsmith456
      Huh? I just got off from a 15 hour shift. What's weird?
      smile 2 reply 5
    • Dagen
      Stuck a safety pin through my cheek
      Dagen 16d
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    • Memeko
      Ate 3 raw eggs, played "bobbing for apples" but with live fish, and snorted wasabi. Cash in hand only
      Memeko 16d
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    • tavoreus28
      I get paid 24.50 the hr and work 90 hrs a week, aint even mad about it
      smile 4 reply 4
    • rolfskat
      Drank marinara sauce
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    • CrashDovvn
      Its funny when you think a hs education is only worth minimum wage.
      smile 2
    • MemeKillas
      Join the military.
      smile 2
    • Lennie_round2
      General manager at McDonald's my senior year in highschool so working 50hours a week plus I fixed cars on weekends while taking 5 ap classes
      smile 2 reply 6
    • idiot
      Sub for daily lewds
      idiot 16d
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    • Moojojo
      Asked out a girl for my friend but she refused and asked me.
      Moojojo 16d
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    • Argenlus
      Someone I know apparently sold a pound of cocaine to pay off his medical bills
      smile 2 reply 2
    • JonChristopher
      Don't ask questions that you're not prepared to hear the answers for
      smile 2
    • Trentonator
      Not gay but *$20 is $20
      smile 2
    • SomeFancyDuck
      McDonald’s workers in NYC
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    • dedo386
      Not straight but 20$ is 20$
      dedo386 16d
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    • Vlad_the_impaler_
      You forgot the funny
      smile 2
    • GrandPM
      Hey everyone, my sister is pregnant with a boy! Just found out. Give me top comment for my nephew.
      GrandPM 16d
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    • Woman
      I stole a kids Roblox account and made $20 off of it
      Woman 13d
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    • SmellMy69Finger
      My best friend of 4 years brother realized he was gay and wanted me to practice blowjobs on me so hed be good at them when he got a bf. I told him no until one day he offered me $20 each time i let him suck my dick. He asked me because he trusted me and knew i wouldnt tell anybody since im straight
      smile 1 reply 5
    • YaBoyBenito
      Buy Options 😂 🔫
      smile 1
    • Spork1997
      I'm at 72 hours this week quit your bitching
      smile 1 reply 7
    • Sarahloomis
      40 hours isn’t that bad
      smile 1
    • xBengals
      My mom works 72 hours a week
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