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    • He said $1 not 100 pennies idiot 😎
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    • Write state secrets on it and give it to the enemy
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    • Pay for a really, really desperate hooker
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    • Melt the pennies and make someone drink them while crossing into another state. Defacing money is a federal crime then committing a murder that goes between two states would make it a federal crime
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    • Bribe the plane pilot and hijack the plane.
      gtawwekid 12 aug
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    • Tear up the dollar because that would be defacing currency
      Uken 12 aug
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    • Melt down the copper and make a bomb and visit the White House
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    • zerosober 12 aug
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    • Give a Kiddie $1 to play a "game." They'll take the offer and you'll be a sick fuck
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    • Go to the dollar tree on the corner and buy a plunger. Take the rubber part off. Go to your local elementary school and find your prime suspect and....oh shit. This isn't the right site. Ignore everything. You see nothing!
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    • Nothing because paper currency has no financial backing
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    • ✨i m a g i n a t i o n✨
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    • Put it around your dick and r ape someone then take it out and put it down their throat kil ling them
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    • Considering they are on reddit once they had that many in a sock they couldn’t lift it
      Gobslober 12 aug
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    • Where does the sock come from?
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    • Oregon13 12 aug
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    • Buy a candy, and give to a kid inside a cargo van
      Bluff 12 aug
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    • My mom said “snort cocain with it”
      Toxic_God 12 aug
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    • I'd give it to my newborn before registering to SS
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    • He’s been wanting to answer this question you can tell
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    • buy an avocado that looks like a grenade, rob a bank with it
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    • Penny grenade
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    • Tie the dollar to a string, put it in a vending machine, and take it back out
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    • BanonBorf 12 aug
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    • You could also print the dollar
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    • not an idea but this made me think of a story, in middle school i dated this girl (lets call her D) who made it very clear she was interested in other guys while we were dating. after i broke up with her, she started talking to my buddy “L”, so L and D were both very horny people and D always (1/2)
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    • Why that reaction img tho
      Urbanxx 12 aug
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    • Pay for a really cheap hitman
      Tnoon 12 aug
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    • Buying something and only with 1 dollar and run
      Score 13 aug
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    • Beat the president to death
      bestflex 12 aug
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    • Sneak into people's homes and replace the fuses with pennies...
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    • Get 100 pennies and throw them all hard off a tall building down on a playground full of kids and adults
      Nizi 12 aug
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    • 1.,put dollar on floor2.,put stick under box 3.,wait
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    • content not available more
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    • Put 100 pennies on train tracks
      Mrau 12 aug
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    • Or you could load the pennies into shotgun shells
      Maplr 12 aug
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    • Shove it up my ass and run around the neighborhood naked stating that fact repeatedly
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    • For anyone that didnt pick "steal it from a bank" youre wrong
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    • e with mematic
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    • iMaGiNaTiOn
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    • Oregon13 12 aug
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    • Not paying my taxes for receiving the dollar
      lgc0409 12 aug
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    • I'm sure you can bulk buy 9mm rounds and about 10 would be a dollar so who's up for a Sandy hook
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    • You could also put 100 pennies into stocks. That's also a good idea
      T3K_Memes 12 aug
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    • How many stores do you have to go for that
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    • shove it up a minors urethra
      becker101 12 aug
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    • Change it into 100 pennies rob a store for 100 dollars change that to pennies and throw them into a jet plane engine
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    • Not pay taxes on it
      josh1995 12 aug
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    • Sam Pucket stepped it up
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    • Susboi666 12 aug
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    • Buy a bagel, let it rot, feed it to a homeless person
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    • Burn it in front of a police officer
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    • tbxoxnxe 12 aug
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    • Pretend my anus is a roomba and suck it up with my gamping hole
      Falzar 12 aug
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    • Invest the dollar until I am the richest and most powerful man in the world with total power then launch all nukes destroying all of humanity
      Adampazaz 14 aug
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    • How much is the sock?
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    • Try to bribe a cop with a dollar...
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    • spend it on really cheap drugs and mail the drugs in an envelope
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    • 60 cents for a dollar and 100 dollars is an hour
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    • mf asks a stupid question and gets almost 10k likes....99% of people are vapid little npcs
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    • Pay for the world’s shittiest hit man and put a hit on the president
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    • Slide it to a cop after he pulls me over but not to get out of the ticket but to get to suck him off in return
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    • Throw pennies off a building into a busy street
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    • Put 100 pennies into a sock and beat multiple people with it while yelling swears naked on drugs i stole then blamed the theft on a guy i was blackmailing.
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    • Burn it
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    • Wow, I actually laughed at something on ifunny today!
      banjo1926 15 aug
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    • Fuck why not convert to like pesos and dual wield some coin filled sock nunchucks??
      wlhm 15 aug
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    • Don't forget the butter
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    • When the FBI needs new people to watch.
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    • That gonna be hard to beat
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    • Burn it.
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    • Roll it up to snort some coke and then launch some nukes
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    • Are you serious? Here in america the sock alone would cost 3 dollars, 6 for a 2 pack
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    • I saw a funko pop of that spongebob with the rainbow and they tried to call it gay pride. Bruh im like someone needs there Imagination revoked, just because its a rainbow doesnt mean pride
      Milky_Boi 14 aug
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    • Put 1.00$ in a vending machine for a Pepsi
      PepsiCan 14 aug
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    • Cut someone’s throat with it
      midorka 14 aug
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    • Use a library copy machine to copy money then exchange for change and stack the change on a railroad
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    • Copy it
      shocke 14 aug
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    • I've done an awful lot of blow with only one USD.
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    • Shove it in someone's mouth, giving them all the germs. Biological warfare is more illegal than straight murder.
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    • Roll it up and snort coke with it
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    • Buy a fraction of crack.
      Zodiako 14 aug
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    • Causing 100 people to choke to death by putting a penny in their food and there by causing restaurants to close because their food k1lled them
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    • Melt 100 pennies into a small spike and slowly pushing it under someones finger and toe nails
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    • Put it in a Boeing 747 fuel system
      IluvFord 14 aug
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    • Feed 100 babies 1 penny each
      IluvFord 14 aug
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    • Melt down the Penny's and sell copper bars at the value based on the current sell price in stock. Pretty sure that's illegal.
      Branedo 14 aug
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    • If you commented some wack shit the fbi will be at your door in 5 minutes. brace yourself
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    • Same consent but lodge those pennies into multiple babies throats
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    • We got Butter Socks for that homie
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    • Ha, I guess so..
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    • Snort a line of coke right in front of a DEA agent.
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    • Single sock cost 75 cents good luck with the other 25.
      bedchips 14 aug
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    • Money laundering but with a single dollar
      AAAZZZZZZ 14 aug
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    • Don’t claim it on your taxes
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    • Money laundering
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    • Yeah but you would have to buy the sock so you couldn’t do that with a hundred
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    • Commit several war crimes.
      YEMX1775 14 aug
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    • Roll it up and snort cocaine with it?
      Mykro80 14 aug
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