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Put 100 pennies in a sock and beat someone to death with it
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    • Beat 2 people to death with it
      Yaoigirl7 12 aug
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    • Beat 3 people to death with it
      C0B4L7 12 aug
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    • Take the $1 bill and analyze the crap out of it and then develop a new counterfeit that you can expend.
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    • Take it up a notch and extract the copper from a pint of their blood to then mold into new pennies and switch out the real pennies so when you buy from their family’s coffee shop you will be handing over their kid’s blood pennies
      BlameGame 12 aug
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    • Involved a sock, doesn't count
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    • Beat me with ur penny sock daddy!
      DovahFish 12 aug
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    • Reddit f@gs will post that overused reaction pic and get 10k upvotes and 3 gold
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    • Beat someone with it, while crossing state lines, and then dump the body over country boarder, then frame the local congressman for the murder.
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    • Not pay taxes on it
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    • Keep the dollar and beat someone to death for free with a pipe I found on the ground
      ladybug15 12 aug
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    • According to my school, use it to help fund Wikipedia
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    • I mean, theoretically you could beat every person in the world to death with it
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    • I lost a testicle due to a penny sock. Jesus those are not fun.
      archer08 12 aug
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    • Buy two gumballs for 50 cents. Force one down another person's throat, making them choke on it. Sit back while they die and enjoy the other gumball
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    • Go on a serial murder and r@ p e spree with a dollar in my pocket
      Godkaplan 12 aug
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    • "Everytime you yell at your kids just put a quarter in the no yelling sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat-"
      Taelor 15 aug
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    • While robbing a bank!
      TokeNotes 12 aug
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    • Stick you pp in it... in public
      geekgold5 14 aug
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    • beat 4 people to death with it
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    • Print millions of them and try and buy stuff with them
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    • Yeah but you would be using something other than the dollar (the sock) so it doesn't count. Unless you buy a used sock for 50 cents and use 50 pennies
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    • I would put 100 pennies in a bomb and put it in a cafeteria in a school.bam multiple accounts of murder what would be more fuck ed up would to only put pennies from that year in in it so they would die by pennies that have the year they died in them. I'm so sorry god.
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    • Buy razor blades and go to a nursery
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    • Beat 4 people with it
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    • Cut the dollar into strips, use those strips to bind several stollen lighters together, making a very flammable grenade, and then burn down the convenience store you stole the lighters from
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    • i did not read that as pennies and was really confused for a second
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    • This is the 3rd time I've gotten this feature and each time had a different shitty reaction image. Fix your fucking app you jew cuck faget IFUNNYCHEF
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    • Drop 100 coins from a really tall building so everyone on the bottom does
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    • Like I said before put it around your cock r a p e someone and after that shove it down their throat kiling them then donate it to a hobo then ki ll the hobo and shit on its corpse then take the dollar back then invest into a orphanage then when its built burn it down and take the dollar back then
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    • Convert it to mexico's lowest value coin and drop it one by one off the Eifel tower. It'd be an international crime.
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    • Penny shut the doors of a burning building.
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    • Tax evasion
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    • $1 USD....one dollar us dollar....shit is dumb
      MoFarr 12 aug
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    • Your reddit gold sir
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    • Fuck reddit I posted something on there and they deleted it cause “iT wAsNt OrGaNiZeD” oh I’m sorry you had to FUCKING READ
      Dedrater 12 aug
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    • okay but how much does the sock cost
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    • Choke 100 ppl to death with 100 pennies
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    • Beat my meat to it
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    • I mean their not wrong
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    • 1 dollar pay a three year old to "play a game" they don't know the worth of money so they'll accept
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    • You can derail a train with a 100 pennies
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    • Steal it from the government
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    • Invest it and get lucky and start a billion dollar company and then not pay any taxes. Oh wait that's legal
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    • Shitty reaction image
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    • Shove 100 pennies up someone's ass turning them upside down then shaking the pennies out like a bully
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    • Bleach the bill, print a higher denomination. Then higher a gang to commit crimes at your will
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    • How much was the sock
      XCaliber 15 aug
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    • You could shove each penny inside their anus until they die.
      geexd125 15 aug
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    • Same but with a kindergarten class
      Mike419 15 aug
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    • The sock too costs money...
      Mike419 15 aug
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    • I work at a prison so don’t think I think like this but I’m around these guys for 12 hours a day. But there are things you can do with a dollar and children that are DEFINITELY worse than murder
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    • Snort a line of coke with a rolled up dollar go to the bank turn it into the hundred pennies beat everyone in the bank to death steal all the money donate it to charity and do your time for the crime
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    • Beat soneone to death with it and then use it to snort coke
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    • Put 100 pennies in a sock and then beat someone to death in the bank to show I mean business and rob the bank for 100 MORE pennies. Keep repeating this process until I have at least 5,000 pennies, and that's a lot of pennies
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    • Got this post twice in a row with a different reaction image tf
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    • Take that dollar, and trade it for something cheap, takes that cheap object and trade it for something better, keep trading until you have eventually gained a telescope... use the telescope to spy on your neighbor... beat neighbor with telescope.
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    • Wow nice reddit post. Keep it on reddit where it and you belong f@ g
      SHEILD 15 aug
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    • I would use them to get 4 quarters and then I would make them into ninja stars
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    • Don't do illegal things
      ThePolice 15 aug
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    • Best 5 people to death with it
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    • And then have sex with the corpse.
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    • beat archduke franz ferdinand to death with it
      WUMB0L0GY 15 aug
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    • Write a few zeros after the 1.
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    • Never thought of that I'll try it
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    • Or 50 cents in pennies in 2 socks
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    • I was gonna post something but Ifunny told me "no can do" no matter how much I censored it so now im sad
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    • melt the pennies into birdshot
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    • Steal a car?
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    • Throw 100 pennies off the Empire State Building. This doesn't involve any other items other than the $1
      Dodger69 15 aug
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    • Drop 100 pennies from the Empire State Building
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    • Yes
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    • Pay someone $1 to commit a bunch of crimes
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    • Then put the pennies in a blendtech blender and blow the shavings in peoples eyes
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    • Roll it up and sniff
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    • Copy and paste from yesterday lol
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    • Beat 4 people to death with it
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    • This was featured without the picture, both were from Reddit
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    • reaction image was quit unnecessary boys
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    • I mean with 1$ you could easily buy some gas. And books of matches are cheap, or sometimes free. It only takes a little gas to keep the flame, and you could burn down a whole subdivision with it
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    • According to iFunny it seems like the answer would be to violate a child with it
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    • Use 100 pennies, melt them into bullets, put them in shells, sh00t the.... u know what I'm not gunna put myself on a list.
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    • Hey, hot stuff. So how much can a whole dollar get me?
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    • Write on it, that gives you the death penalty
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    • Magneto did it with one coin so
      bannana6 14 aug
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    • Beat as many people as I can with it until someone forcibly stops me.
      _Craig 14 aug
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    • Where are going to get the sock? Checkmate.
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    • R..pe is free if u do it right
      Sneegsnag 14 aug
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    • Every time I yell at my kids, I put a quarter in my no yelling sock and soon I have a weapon to beat them with
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    • But how would you buy the sock
      stechrix 14 aug
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    • Using the sock is cheating
      IceByte 14 aug
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    • Not with the change shortage...
      tas72 14 aug
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    • Burn it
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    • Roll it up and do cocaine
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    • Beat 4 people to death with it
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    • Put a penny in every microwave on display in Walmart and turn them on.
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