• What is the dumbest thing you've ever
done for absolutely no reason?
justtosubscribe 28.7k points
2
months ag
Someone asked me what time it was and
I
lifted
and rotated my wrist so I could look at my
watch. I was holding an iced tea and just
poured the whole thing into my lap.
I wasn't wearing a watch.
I didn't even own a watch. Never have.
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