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    • Any chip also has a 75% chance to crit
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    • That pain is hell
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    • I did the math, you can lose 2,000 ml of blood before you die, 1% of that is 20 ml of blood, so maybe like getting a toe cut off or something would be 1 point of health off.
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    • Yo cancer Is the wither effect lol
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    • Tfw your low level, 6 year old cousin half healths you by punching you in the nutsack.
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    • When ur walking minding ur own buisness but then somehow take an awkward step and fuck up ur ankle
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    • Burping through the nose after drinking a soda
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    • Its even worse when you dont chew it enough and try to swallow it and it gets stuck stabbing you until it dissolves
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    • 1hp of damage is when your eyelash falls out into your eye socket
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    • Chips can cause bleed damage too which increases the overall damage
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    • How much damage is stubbing your toe?
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    • Depends on your HP pool. U got 2500hp? Its a chip. You got 100hp? Its a bad paper cut.
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    • Getting hit in the ankle with a scooter
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    • Chewing on a single grain of sand when eating at the beach
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    • When ur suckin on a push pop and you stab your tongue with ur new prison shank
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    • On top of 75% crit chance, chip can also leave DOT damage and has taunt effect, which causes your tongue to touch it constantly which spreads dot damage eventually causing lethal amounts of DPS.
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    • A paper cut
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    • Id say a papercut is 1 hp of damage
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    • When you clap too hard and hurts your hand
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    • When you eat 3 bowls of Captain Crunch in a row
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    • When you jump into bed and hit your head on the backboard
      Spade25 28 jul
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    • Dropping your phone on your face
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    • 1% of dmg happens when you're taking a shit and some doodoo water splashes up on your bootyhole
      Saladaz 27 jul
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    • Stubbing ur toe on the foot of ur bed
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    • In dnd, it’s just getting punched by a regular person
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    • Getting shocked as you touch a metal doorknob
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    • One time, i accidentally swallowed the pointy part of a chip, and i felt that shit going all the way down.
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    • -1 HP = Sore muscle. -5 HP = Tooth freeze by ice cream. -10 HP = Hitting funny bone. -20 HP = Foot cramp. -50 HP = Jamming finger in door. -75 HP = Buying before clearance. -100 HP = "You're like a brother to me"
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    • Stubbing your toe
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    • Getting a vaccine. -1hp + immunity to disease
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    • Accidentally biting your tongue
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    • Getting a splinter does 1 damage but has lingering damage over time depending on how long it takes to get it out
      Forblaze 25 jul
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    • Moving to catch something and jamming your finger
      Dremantis 25 jul
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    • Soap in the dick hole
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    • Biting your tongue
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    • 1 hp in real life is actually a significant amount of damage. Most NPC civilians have like 4-8 health so for the average Joe, 1 HP is taking them like a fifth of the way to the grave.
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    • Or when you eat chips and it doesn’t crush all the way, so it cuts all the way down your esophagus
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    • Commoners in dnd have 4 hp so for us to take 1 point of damage it’s like getting stabbed in the arm
      Morrec 25 jul
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    • When you step on a lego it causes 90 hp damage.
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    • When you stub your toe
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    • That depends, how much HP do I have?
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    • Or when you feel the chip scratching your esophagus as it goes down
      Ma_Leg 29 jul
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    • Do that 100 times and your dead
      Seffy 28 jul
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    • When you cut your nails and discover a layer of skin folding up near the nail and when you pull it off, it feels like skinning yourself
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    • Everytime this gets featured i lose 1 hp
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    • chewing gum and biting your tongue
      hunnay 28 jul
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    • When you eat a chip, swallow it before hand, and it stabs ur throat
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    • cutting your nails but you cut too far and now the fleshy part is exposed
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    • Or gets stuck in your throat with 3 pointy sides, if that's not true fear idk man
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    • Paper cuts
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    • This is a question only the dev team can answer and well the dev's never reply in the forum so going there all you will get is religious and ideology arguments instead of a stat Q and A. But lay off the consumables that have a chance of a debuff would be your best solution.
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    • So you’re telling me if you did that 100 times you would die? I think not, 1hp is probably getting punched in the temple by a strong 9 year old
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    • Depends on how many HP your full bar is...
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    • Am I the only one who sometimes gets a piece of chip jammed between their teeth? Like that shit really stabs tf out of me
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    • Nah more like when you swallow and it slashed the inside of your throat all the way down to your stomach
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    • When someone waves and you wave back but they were waving to the person behind you
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    • When you take a sip of a hot drink too early, burn all of your taste buds off, and become unable to taste anything for the rest of the day
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    • When you take a gulp of water that was just too much and it hurts
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    • Remembering that embarising thing you did 8 years ago
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    • Yeah, 1 hitpoint of damage isn’t like a lil pain it’s actually detrimental to your health, more like, getting stabbed by something tiny in a not vital organ or losing a tiny chuck of flesh
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    • Biting a pointy chip will bring a commoner 25% closer to death
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    • 1 hp - pointy part of chip, roof pf mouth. 5 hp - stubbing your toe on the bed frame. 10 hp - hitting your funny bone. 50 hp - bitchslap. 100 hp - stepping on a lego. 250 hp - kick in the nuts, 300 hp - baseball to the nose. 500 hp - foot run over by car. (Personal experiences)
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    • Flaming Hot Doritos are the worst. If ya happen to actually get a little cut from the chip & that spicy seasoning finds it way in you're screwed.
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    • 99 damage is getting hit in the ankle with a scooter
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    • When you pull a hangnail and it rips a bit too far so you bleed a little
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    • Hitting your toe on the corner of a table is critical damage
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    • When a popcorn kernel gets stuck against your throat
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    • When you stub your toe on the side of a table leg
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    • Bruh I feel like if that’s 1 hp of damage, 20 hp would be cock and ball torture
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    • Or a a tortilla chip gets stuck in your throat and it’s cutting your throat open
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    • I'd call that a solid 5-10 depending on your pain tolerance. 1hp damage probably more like when someone pats your back a little too hard or when you scratch an itch and somehow cut your skin a little (hangnails probably)
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    • Sex is cool, but have you ever gotten that piece of popcorn out of your teeth after it’s been stuck all day?
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    • When you're walking around and your pants tug on your leg hair
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    • When you bite your tongue or cheek
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    • That is completely dependent on what your total hp is.
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    • I'd say getting flicked in the forehead
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    • After eating captain crunch berry
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    • When you buttfuck you pinky toe *final stand*
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    • Commit eat tortilla chip vertical, see if that's one point of HP
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    • 1hp would be chocking on your own spit
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    • When you don't chew your chip all the way and the pointy end goes down your throat, scratching you along the way
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    • noonel 25 jul
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    • nah 1hp is when you jump from the three stairs up and your feet kinda sting after slapping the floor
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    • 10hp when a piece of the popcorn kernel gets stuck in you teeth
      3ocz 31 jul
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    • Biting your tongue or cheek when talking or eating
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    • No, 1% HP is stubbing your toe at 2am.
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    • When you swallow the sharp piece and feel it go all the way down
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    • Stepping on a Lego barefoot is 80 damage
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    • Stretching does self damage, but gives you a relaxation buff for 10 minutes
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    • Nah that’s 50 hp off
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    • Papercut
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    • A paper cut...but it also does bleed dmg
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    • Or when the sharp part slides down your throat
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    • When you’re brace wire gets caught on the side of you cheek
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    • It’s called a chip shank btw
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    • Me eating chips “haha *crunches* funny.”
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    • When you bite your tongue, stub your foot, touch something incredibly hot, drink a scalding beverage
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    • When you stub your toe in the dark
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    • When you cross your legs and accidentally crush your balls
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    • it’s getting injected with a needle
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