• what if your first name was holden
and your last name was berries
and you'd be like "i'm holden
berries" and everyone would think
you're holding berries Imaoooo
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Holden Cox @holdencocks 1d
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Excuse I feel attacked.
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    • That’s kinda like this thing I just bought called updog
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    • My last name is Peters I always thought it would be funny to name my kid Holden as a first name and Harry as a middle name.
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    • Holden kidscox hee hee
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    • Holden cross
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    • Don’t trust anyone named Holden, anyone named Holden is automatically a phony
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    • That’s sorta like my close friend ligma
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    • That reminds me one of my "Friends" from middle school got a step mother and her name was Onya. She married into the Cox family.
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    • Holden Mgroin
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    • Quick story for you guys. There used to be a guy who would call into a radio station I used to listen to. This station often let listeners call and chat with them. One day this guy called in and the station asked what his name was. He replied “Dick Hurtz from Holden”. Confused, the station asked him
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    • I used to Be fucking Seaman Holder. Ranking up was the best day of my life
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    • My cousin’s last name is Little, and she said she could never name her son Maddix.
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    • "I found my berry"🍊
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    • Your handle has it spelled out you don’t get to complain
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    • Kim Yoo Suk Mike Hunt Hugh Jass Jack Goff P. Ness Dixie Normis Woody Stroker Phat Ho Holden Tudiks Anass Rhammar Wang Lee Chin Ben Dover Robin Debank Peter Parkour DeNaut Herter Vladislav (baby dont hurt me) Amin Yashed Anita P. Ty Neadik Todd Cobelle Pete Ophelia
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    • My last name is hunter, what should I name my kids?
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    • Like the great philosopher Sugondese
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    • holden pussy
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    • Quick story for you guys, it’s a wild one. There was a 6 ft slender guy named Suck My Dick who would only suck dicks and you’re gay as shit
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    • Honest to God, I know a man named Holden Johnson! LOL
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    • I went to school with his older brother Dylon cox lol
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    • Those parents 100% knew what they were doing. I bet even the doctor shot them a glance, like really?
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    • Mike Hawk
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    • Amazing
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    • Don’t forget to handle the berries while you’re Holden Cox
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    • A HOLDEN MEME, FINALLY!!! MY NAME IS HOLDEN AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE FOR THIS
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    • “Lmaooooo”
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    • Bobby flay should have named his daughter sue. am I wrong
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    • Car fact: Holden Commodore is a legendary car and we did get them in the US as the Pontiac G8 and Chevy SS
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    • His username is cocks tho?
      Chalvedo 7 jul
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    • Rabbits can be literally “scared to death” if approached by a predator when they are totally unaware.
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    • I'm dead ass serious my name is Holden. I dont really get to see my name used for stuff haha
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    • I’m not fucking around I went to school with a Holden Cox
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    • His name is Holden Cox sounds kinda gay to me
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    • No lie, I went to school with a kid named Holden buts. I think the last name was spelt differently but it was still pronounced butts. His parents did him so wrong 🤣
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    • That’s also my last name.
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    • Bro I dispense online grocery orders at walmart and we have a guy that has a doordash driver come get his order every week named Skylar Deatherage and I just wanna see the man, that's all I want in life
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    • My last name is Holmes, you see where this is going
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    • My brother was a camp counselor and one of his kids name was Shithead. “Shi-theed”
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    • Lol I went to school with this guy lol crazy
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    • Holden Caulfield
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    • Someone woman once called a radio show and was wanting to change the names of medical terms. Like Hysterectomy. She said that Hysterectomy showed male dominance. The radio show host was stifling laughter and said, "What would you call it?" And she said, "Uterectomy." And he couldn't stifle anymore.
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    • This one genuinely made me fucking laugh
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    • My dad once told me if I had been a boy he would have named me Holden. Thank gosh I wasn’t born a boy
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    • Holden Caulfield
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    • His name is literally ruden betrayed
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    • I initially thought this was gonna be a blood meridian reference.
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    • My younger brothers name is Holden Johnson and the kids at school called him “Holden Deez-Nutz”
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    • My names holden cypher
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    • Anyone named Holden was permanently being pranked by there parents
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    • Holden Caulfield
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    • Moe Berries
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    • Look at his @ he's accepted his life
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    • Holden cross
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    • why his parents do him like that
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    • Holden is a name?
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    • Id wanna be Catch Deesands... just running round slapping the shit outta pple
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    • Wow that actually made me laugh
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    • LMAO
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    • I'm dating a guy named holden!! this is great
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    • I mean his @ literally says it so why complain
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    • I knew a kid growing up named Holden Cox, I wonder if this is him. Deadass he’d get sports awards and we’d be laughing hard af.
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    • My friends name is Richard Zucker so we just call him dick zucker
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    • Damn my name holden too
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    • Hope he’s gay
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    • They did him dirty
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    • What about Holden Dick?
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    • Holden Nass
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    • Catcher has caused me to have a very great dislike for the name Holden
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    • HAHAHAHAHAHA
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    • Went to school with a Holden Pieh. Pronounce pee
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    • "Did you know Steve Jobs dled from Ligma?" "Who's Steve Jobs?" "Ligma balls!"
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    • Claufield
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    • Holden Tudix
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    • Ahhh I see what you did there I like it
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    • He missed the perfect time to say, “I feel betrayed”
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    • Holden Cross vibes
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    • This dude Holden Cox
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    • New kahoot name idea?
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    • Holden Willis... WILLIS DICK FIT IN YOU MOUTH?!?!
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    • His parents really thought they were funny
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    • Holden Tudiks
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    • I am litterally dying
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    • I bet that dude is holding a rooster. Because it’s called a cock. And I’m not a dirty minded freak. The cock is in his mouth tho.
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    • How much a pop?
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    • I’m Rudy too
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    • I always think of catcher in the rye when I hear Holden because it’s my favorite book
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    • Holden a fine piece of ass
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    • My nipples dry, can someone rub lotion on it?
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    • jacque offerman
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    • Me, writing down Holden Cox on my list of Kahoot names
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    • Sooooo my name is actually holden..
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    • Holden McNeil
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    • Still havnt found me berries
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    • I’ve met a “willie burns”... his parents knew what they were doin😭😭
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