What if told I you
You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
cursedChowdaexe512 cursedChowdaexe512
29 oct 2020
What if told I you You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
they invented hot girl summer
putita putita
29 mar
they invented hot girl summer
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Fucking stop quoting Star Wars the movies suck
It's treason then.
olin
AHOAo iAaD
It is only natural
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
28 sep 2020
Fucking stop quoting Star Wars the movies suck It's treason then. olin AHOAo iAaD It is only natural
THIS DOG TELLS ME YOU'RE ON
I'M ON DRUGS? YOU'RE THE ONE TALKING TO A DOG!
datdude13 datdude13
26 sep 2020
THIS DOG TELLS ME YOU'RE ON I'M ON DRUGS? YOU'RE THE ONE TALKING TO A DOG!
Duck_II Duck II Goose
slant3d3y3 slant3d3y3
15 apr
Duck_II Duck II Goose
The royal family right now
Megan
Rob1994
28 nov 2020
The royal family right now Megan
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
Raise your hand if you're
seriously impressed you're still alive
bigirish66 bigirish66
3 jun
Raise your hand if you're seriously impressed you're still alive
People waking up to
Android alarms
made
People waking up to Apple alarms
Se
Ww
(SCREAMING)
ihateuhaha ihateuhaha
13 jan 2021
People waking up to Android alarms made People waking up to Apple alarms Se Ww (SCREAMING)
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up."
Adult Me:
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up." Adult Me:
LitLuther LitLuther
25 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
Mr. Johnson @Mr_PHROZEN "Now if I bite her ass imma be wrong" LA
FRIEND SHAM (WASH
FRIEND SHAM (WASH
Always remember, you're not ugly.
You're just broke.
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
Always remember, you're not ugly. You're just broke.
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday
Me: Wears her bra everyday
Me:
We're even bitch.
Meth Meth
28 nov 2020
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday Me: Wears her bra everyday Me: We're even bitch.
Cringe_King Cringe_King
27 sep 2020
of TikTok There is going to be blue moon on halloween and what it means will SHOCK you...