My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
marinara_pastasauce marinara_pastasauce
17 mar
My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Cats and dogs usually in Cartoons
and
kinky_tiger1944 kinky_tiger1944
21 sep 2020
Cats and dogs usually in Cartoons and
My feelings don't even hurt the same anymore. just be like "damn."
CARTOONLOGIC CARTOONLOGIC
21 dec 2020
My feelings don't even hurt the same anymore. just be like "damn."
, Me, convincing
o" myself I don't need a Wiggly
- You're not that cute, are you?
4
In fact, you're real fuckin' ugly.
duckislord duckislord
26 sep 2020
, Me, convincing o" myself I don't need a Wiggly - You're not that cute, are you? 4 In fact, you're real fuckin' ugly.
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke*
Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke* Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
Cats Can Have Somuch Salami
Cats are expert hunters and have a keen sense of smell, especially in the case of meat. Your cat should be just fine with a hundred pieces of salami as a feast 2017
Aitaxb Aitaxb
22 sep 2020
Cats Can Have Somuch Salami Cats are expert hunters and have a keen sense of smell, especially in the case of meat. Your cat should be just fine with a hundred pieces of salami as a feast 2017
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
AFloridian AFloridian
9 dec 2020
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
PLEASE HELP LOST DOG
Munchie78 Munchie78
25 sep 2020
PLEASE HELP LOST DOG
The only way to live with a cat.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury
"I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT
IT IS TIME FOR ME
TO CATTE"
situary situary
27 sep 2020
The only way to live with a cat. thefingerfuckingfemalefury "I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CATTE"
"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."
Don't do that.
Don't give me hope.
TheAdvocatusDiaboli TheAdvocatusDiaboli
30 oct 2020
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old.
CC
RAMBILIN MAMA
boyce boyce
29d
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old. CC RAMBILIN MAMA
When someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are
Oceaneer Oceaneer
24 sep 2020
When someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic:
where
Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time
Lord
*blames himself to get himseif out of trouble*
with himself
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 aug 2020
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic: where Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord *blames himself to get himseif out of trouble* with himself
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs.
@comfysweaters
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs. @comfysweaters
When u late for work in the winter... - When u late for work in the winter...
I_am_Jared I_am_Jared
15 jan 2021
When u late for work in the winter... - When u late for work in the winter...
Me staring at the ATM when I'm done to make sure that mf goes back to the home screen
LexisLucci LexisLucci
30 dec 2020
Me staring at the ATM when I'm done to make sure that mf goes back to the home screen