What if someone got bitten by a
vampire, but didn't realize it. So
then they go around and keep
misidentifying all the symptoms,
"Dude, you haven't gone outside
in a while"
"Yeah, last time I went out I got
this wicked sunburn."
"Are you still up?"
"Yeah, I started bing watching
this show on Netflix."
"Dude, I'm seriously craving
something right now."
"I dunno. Pizza rolls?"
"Why is it that you never come into
my house unless I invite you?"
"I tried cooking with garlic the other
night and got this serious burn on my
hand. I think I'm allergic, but all I'm
aettina on Gooale is vampire bullshit."