what if linguini from ratatouille
was having sex and the girl pulled
his hair and he started cooking
spaghetti
NotDashboard NotDashboard
6 apr 2020
what if linguini from ratatouille was having sex and the girl pulled his hair and he started cooking spaghetti
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
Titanman86 Titanman86
10 jun
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
aww possums are cute
also possums:
AidanOvercash AidanOvercash
26 sep 2020
aww possums are cute also possums:
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
marinara_pastasauce marinara_pastasauce
17 mar
My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Dads watching your ass get beat by your
Mom for something they said was okay
kayla1323 kayla1323
27 jan
Dads watching your ass get beat by your Mom for something they said was okay
It finally came in! - It finally came in!
iwannafuckRey iwannafuckRey
29 sep 2020
It finally came in! - It finally came in!
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
Much like the chameleon, huskies are able to blend into their environment until it seems as if they are invisible.
Darkcloud197 Darkcloud197
21 sep 2020
Much like the chameleon, huskies are able to blend into their environment until it seems as if they are invisible.
How think I look like eating a watermelon
Reality
happy_sneakyrico26 happy_sneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
How think I look like eating a watermelon Reality
I hate it when
hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor
i hate it when my dog
RR melts
ihate it when jesus rides dinosaurs
I hate it when hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor i hate it when my dog RR melts ihate it when jesus rides dinosaurs
Me: "igota tox tooth!
MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally"
dad:
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: "igota tox tooth! MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally" dad:
USA
\ "You're telling me
this man is big dog, big bear, AND a lion?
That is physically impossible."
BEN SHAPIRO
LivingOffTheLand LivingOffTheLand
20 nov 2020
USA \ "You're telling me this man is big dog, big bear, AND a lion? That is physically impossible." BEN SHAPIRO
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
ammiml
5 mar
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
When you meet your friends
Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?"
"When I hit puberty. you're first."
Robguy69 Robguy69
24 nov 2020
When you meet your friends Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?" "When I hit puberty. you're first."
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
The_Meme_Guy1 The_Meme_Guy1
25 may
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
Anyone been to the new tyre place in town I've had 8 punctures in 2 days
ReDnEcK689 ReDnEcK689
21 sep 2020
Anyone been to the new tyre place in town I've had 8 punctures in 2 days
Why is shaved Keanu
Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
15 mar
Why is shaved Keanu Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September? - Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September?
Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September? - Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September?