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    • Alright so what’s funny about this. I work in a smoke shop and we have a small area for sex toys and stuff. We also condoms and we recently got tattooed condoms (Tattoo Touch if curious) and they literally make it look like you have a tribal pattern on your dick
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    • Then you go flaccid and got a baby Trex
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    • You messed up when you assumed we have the sex
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    • Did you cheat one me? Then what’s with the dinosaur dick Steven?
      robinigu 26 jul
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    • red_reign 25 jul
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    • Ill just wrap a tongue tattoo fruit roll up on my dick
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    • I named my penis dinosaur when I was 15
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    • What about those guys with small ones? They put the condom on and now they have a headless dinosaur tattoo
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    • They actually make tattoo condoms, my friend was telling me ab it and showed me a pic of his dick with the condom on lmao
      Scrimm 26 jul
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    • What if condoms changed color when they interact with an STD. Like when you pull out and the shit is purple you know the person has Herpes
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    • “If you can read this than the bitch fell off”
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    • This is gonna get featured
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    • You go from Little Foot's Mom to Little Foot.
      TheCheat 26 jul
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    • Getting my asshole pierced
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    • dick tattoo on my dick
      KdawgTB 26 jul
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    • Make this a thing.
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    • Condoms? Just raw dog it mate, it’s the natural way. If you knock her up then just skedaddle like my dad did.
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    • Flaccid dick is a nice stress ball
      Soymilk 26 jul
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    • If this would promote the use of them then I'm down
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    • I want my dick to look like a snickers
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    • RainyDayAcademia this has been featured
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    • Hehe. Long neck finna look like a Iguanodon when your through 😂😂
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    • I’m on a dick
      skiddylo 26 jul
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    • You can achieve the same thing with tattoo fruit roll ups. You can also eat it after pumping it full of cream filling uwu
      ScrubLife 26 jul
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    • Then kids would wanna use them more often
      chuu18 26 jul
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    • I got a tattoo on my dick... Of a bigger dick
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    • CRINGE
      Doctor_O 28 jul
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    • It would wipe off when u clean it unless u dont nasty ass
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    • I’d accept that dick pic
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    • GAMERGIRL (TM)
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    • Wait wouldn't you have to get the condom wet...
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    • I would buy them to put on my fingers
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    • I would buy them shits lol
      CRS6132 25 jul
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    • Bold of you to assume I have sex, even bolder if you to assume I wear condoms.
      chumblzzz 28 jul
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    • You know how cool that would be
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    • I wouldn’t have two kids....
      Tfree88 27 jul
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    • Invest
      pebbled 26 jul
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    • What if said dick is not big enough for the full tat? Now it’s just dinosaur legs. Asking for a friend
      fuegotoro 26 jul
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    • But... Will it put a dino on my ass??
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    • That's why I use Fruit Roll Ups with the tongue tattoos on them as condoms.
      DerpRam 26 jul
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    • Toss a fruit roll up on my dick
      zoob 26 jul
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    • Ill suck the dinosaur right back off your dick
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    • A rocket ship and the balls are the flames from take off
      Harbinger 26 jul
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    • I need one of those
      Mrnoob467 26 jul
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    • bold of you to assume I have the secks
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    • These do exist actually..
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    • Get a penis tatted on my penis
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    • Yeah, featured. Possibly in a few minutes
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    • Miezute
      What if condoms had a silicone extension to add a few inches..
      Miezute 28 jul
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    • Gf: Babe, why aren't you moving? Bf: I'm waiting for the lil dinosaur.
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    • Raw is better
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    • I would finally get a DiNoSaUr inside me 🤤
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    • content not available more
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    • But then the image will get all messed up when u go soft. Weak product design
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    • I want one with tooty fruity written on it
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    • You had me at tattoos
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    • One time I put a temporary tattoo of a fairy on my shaft and Thor’s hammer on my tip and it was the funniest shit I’ve ever done
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    • I want
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    • Honestly a legit way to make guys wear condoms
      um_okay 27 jul
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    • If you use condoms/birth control you’re a whore
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    • Fucking. Featured for the 283838th time
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    • Tomio 25 jul
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    • I would hope for a slinky tattoo or an accordian
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    • those exist and turn your dick purple
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    • I’d buy that stock
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    • BrevonNe 29 jul
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    • I was in walmart waiting for my momma to get her medicine at the pharmacy and I saw a bucket of kids bandaids and found these really cool tattoo ones. I was searching for the price and the whole time a old white man was lookin at me while I was totally immersed. (1/2)
      DontTouch 29 jul
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    • I wouldn’t last long enough for the tat to develop
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    • id just put condoms on to put condoms on at that point🤣
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    • Do they make cum resistant tattoos?
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    • Except he gonna look goofy as fuck when your dick goes back to normal size. You ever drawn on a balloon?
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    • You ever have an incredible idea and find out it's been done before
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    • Tattoo dinosaur in your pussy
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    • Holy shit
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    • Fucking invest!
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    • I couldn’t see it because my dick is small
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    • TheDoct0r 29 jul
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    • But it only appears when you make her cum.... no one would have a tattoo 😂
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    • You had to hold those temps on your skin for at least 30 seconds, so that’s a waste for me.
      adeseve 29 jul
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    • You are the future.
      ArtbyJ 28 jul
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    • monee
      Denichae 28 jul
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    • I have rocket condoms!
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    • Right then your girl catch you slipping. Another thing for a girl to find out you unfaithful
      des555 28 jul
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    • Mine would overlap so much you couldn’t see anything
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    • Use the fruit roll up tongue tattoo candy for some flavor AND ink
      Xean 28 jul
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    • You don't roll off a condom virgin
      godjammit 28 jul
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    • Tunechi 28 jul
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    • It would rub too much. Stuff needs to stay still. Also, water is not a replacement for lube. (Remember that before you try things in the shower)
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    • Until your girl starts saying let me suck that dino dick 😂
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    • Insert invest meme
      fEDDboi 28 jul
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    • There’s condoms that leave tattoos on a girls tongue lol
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    • They have a condom that when worn it has a tattoo on it, it's by a company called one
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    • FUCK YEAH
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    • But she’ll suck the dinosaur right off champ you don’t want that
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    • I thought that a thing already
      repostman 28 jul
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    • They exist!
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    • I like this one
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    • Bruh like the fruit roll ups
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    • Fruit Stripe gum has badass lockable tattoos. Great date idea
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