Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
StirringThePot StirringThePot
12 mar
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING."
TEDDY ROOSEVELT
ThePatnoonicTemplar ThePatnoonicTemplar
5 oct 2020
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING." TEDDY ROOSEVELT
ME: LET ME SEE THAT KITTY HER:
thegay0ne thegay0ne
11 feb
ME: LET ME SEE THAT KITTY HER:
Cat doing some paw and order.
xx51Audi50xx xx51Audi50xx
22 sep 2020
Cat doing some paw and order.
15
This person tried to unlock your Phone
TwistKyber TwistKyber
4 nov 2020
15 This person tried to unlock your Phone
joemamama joemamama
15 sep 2020
y dog saw a squirrel when my back as turned...
Me during my current phase
Me during my where I'm 1000x
emo phase.
more sad, but
dress normal for work.
Girthquake666 Girthquake666
12 mar
Me during my current phase Me during my where I'm 1000x emo phase. more sad, but dress normal for work.
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
nh03 nh03
29 oct 2020
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
When the waitress calls your man
"babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
lettuceServerlife lettuceServerlife
22 sep 2020
When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
Me: 2020 can't surprise me now
2020: Vin Diesel with hair
NoSpace NoSpace
16 dec 2020
Me: 2020 can't surprise me now 2020: Vin Diesel with hair
isabella
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Electivire Electivire
22 sep 2020
isabella yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Tweet
Buck
@a_nogr
Olive Garden gave me a spoon for
my spaghetti
PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
KentuckyFriedColonel KentuckyFriedColonel
26 sep 2020
Tweet Buck @a_nogr Olive Garden gave me a spoon for my spaghetti PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
Karen Kilgariff
who made this I love you
people who eat potato salad
Tabby Tabby
8 oct 2020
Karen Kilgariff who made this I love you people who eat potato salad
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
pickles05
15 apr
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
Cats Can Have Somuch Salami
Cats are expert hunters and have a keen sense of smell, especially in the case of meat. Your cat should be just fine with a hundred pieces of salami as a feast 2017
Aitaxb Aitaxb
22 sep 2020
Cats Can Have Somuch Salami Cats are expert hunters and have a keen sense of smell, especially in the case of meat. Your cat should be just fine with a hundred pieces of salami as a feast 2017
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!"
My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of"
The Rain:
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!" My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of" The Rain:
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
@omochi_nam0O1
Translated from Japanese by Google
mutual affection
BishopTheSaint BishopTheSaint
27 sep 2020
@omochi_nam0O1 Translated from Japanese by Google mutual affection
sStihie: porn fin now theyre 'goim
Sadjlater:
Rience Rience
31 aug 2020
sStihie: porn fin now theyre 'goim Sadjlater: