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    • The henchmen you fight before the final boss
      10K 40
    • They protect everyone else
      7.5K 107
    • They’re used for him to throw at people
      Yatsuto 16 dec
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    • To record him beating the shit out of the person trying to rob him
      armyman99 19 dec
      7
    • He ties them together and uses them as nunchucks.
      PoopD0G 18 dec
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    • Ashton0002 16 dec
      6
    • So they can carry the guns and he can still say guns are bad and claim he doesn't have any
      McDizzle 16 dec
      6 3
    • he’s antigun so he hires people to carry guns
      VIadimir 16 dec
      6
    • I don't know if Jason can actually fight or not, or properly defend himself at all. That muscle might just be aesthetic
      6 1
    • You can be big af and still be shit at fighting. I'm 6'2" and there are dudes half my size that absolutely destroy me.
      kickboxertj 16 dec
      6 2
    • They have concealed carry permits and they be packing
      6
    • They’re not to keep him safe, they’re to keep YOU safe
      OzzytheMan 16 dec
      6
    • They probably carrying guns and actually know how to use them, because celebrities know that real threats require more than size and movie quality martial arts.
      grant0311 16 dec
      6
    • They have guns. He's just a Hollywood actor portraying a "badboy"
      nofukzgiven 19 dec
      5
    • He throws them at agressors
      CAPTD3ADP00L 19 dec
      5
    • He picks them up and throws them at potential threats
      5
    • Maybe because he is not a.proffessional security officer, trained to protect people and de-escalate situations?
      5 1
    • He uses them as weapons.
      Dphillips 16 dec
      5
    • They have guns. And actual combat/SERE/drive training.
      galacticjazz 16 dec
      5
    • Blunt force weapons
      Jormungandr_ 16 dec
      5
    • So he doesn't have to waste his energy fighting a mere mortal
      5
    • Jason momoas just an actor those guys are probably armed and have combat training
      Jorik_Graeim 16 dec
      5
    • theyre used as throwables
      teenporn 16 dec
      5
    • He hires short ones to make him look even bigger
      spartan13 16 dec
      5
    • you think this is bad? Just think about the fact that Keanu Reeves has body guards.
      Darksythe222 16 dec
      5
    • You can see it on his face. His eyes say it all "ya'll best not start shit, I'm tired of getting used as a human club"
      4
    • One to hold a camera and the other to place bets
      AceRaynes 19 dec
      4
    • Im 70% sure it's to keep Jason from literally knocking someones block off
      Memesurrob 18 dec
      4
    • The simpson movie had it down u get tough guys and then get weak guys to make the tough guys look tougher
      dylanneves 18 dec
      4 2
    • I’m 6’3 and 205 pounds but I probably can’t fight for shit
      4
    • To prove you are a worthy challenger.
      4
    • Meat shields
      4
    • To hold him back
      Alpha8 16 dec
      4
    • so they can hold off the fan girls and take the blame for rape allegations 25 years later
      4
    • Guns. Their purpose is to carry the guns. The ones on his person not included.
      JesusMantoya 16 dec
      4
    • They stand around him so if he gets attacked he can pick them up and use them as weapons
      4
    • Public relation it wouldnt look to good on him if he fought a crazy fan off or you know broke them in half like a kit kat
      4
    • Fools, they are bodyguards of us for our own protection
      scrapt 16 dec
      4
    • They have guns
      TheHanSamo 16 dec
      4 2
    • They are his weapons things go south you get hit with a little man in a suit wielded by aquaman
      4
    • They’re his brothers and his mom said he couldn’t go anywhere if he didn’t bring them with
      asghkvv88 16 dec
      4
    • Both of these tcs are wonderful
      Moonbli 16 dec
      4
    • So he can pick them up and hit people with them
      4
    • Guns are the great equalizer
      4
    • They are there for scale
      Matthias859 16 dec
      4
    • He dual weilds them in combat
      Generiq 16 dec
      4
    • They’re meant to be used as battering rams, rag doll weapons, and other such tools for Jason in times of need.
      alex_Matt 16 dec
      4
    • To hold him back
      4
    • They're just to weed out the low level attackers.
      KevinJongUn 16 dec
      4
    • EmzysHouse 16 dec
      4
    • Jason is their bodyguard
      James_Is_I 16 dec
      4
    • Because theyre the ones with the guns
      Wsoh__Rsoh 16 dec
      4
    • He hires short body guards to make him appear bigger.
      4
    • They're trained professionals, he's just big.
      Xundus 16 dec
      4
    • Their not bodyguards they’re his ball sacks. He’s so ripped that they have grown into adults
      Pituitary 16 dec
      4
    • They protect pedestrians from Jason’s wrath
      4
    • For comparison, so you don’t forget why not to fukk with him
      srichterss 22 dec
      3
    • To keep the bitches at bay. He can’t do it himself or it looks bad
      3
    • Protecting those precious ankles
      FPSdrew 19 dec
      3
    • He is their bodyguard.
      MarkedTree3 18 dec
      3
    • They attack while he tanks
      sarabuggy13 18 dec
      3
    • He throws the bodyguards as projectiles
      907Norseman 17 dec
      5
    • Just in case he needs something to throw
      3
    • Just because he's big doesnt mean he can fight
      3
    • he's their body guard
      Bryce_Irwin 17 dec
      3
    • Distraction. He just throws them at the attacker
      MaterTua 17 dec
      3
    • They have guns
      Goldfish_Man 17 dec
      3
    • The point is that they have proper training
      C1ickbait_V2 16 dec
      3
    • They are not for his protection but yours
      Pinkguy 16 dec
      3
    • To call the cops to make sure Jason does kill anyone
      3
    • I know it's kind of a joke, but the real reason is- even in spite of the size difference, those guys know how to scrap, Jason doesn't. He'd also probably freeze up and be useless in a dangerous encounter. These guys are prepared to take all comers.
      gibgab 16 dec
      3
    • To make him look more intimidating
      drex2900 16 dec
      3
    • He picks them up and uses them as weapons
      ThatWolf 16 dec
      3
    • Fighting 3 people is harder than 1
      3
    • “And I want 1000 small guys to make the tough guys look bigger”
      Dawildehoers 16 dec
      3
    • To test your strength. To see if you even close to being worthy to fight him.
      3
    • Size isn't everything. They are probably very skilled fighters
      ThoseComics 16 dec
      3
    • Weapons he duel wields his body guards.
      3
    • Make him look cooler in comparison
      3
    • They're professionally trained
      3
    • cheer him on while he beats the shit out of the guy
      ICEMAN22727 16 dec
      3
    • They absorb bullets for him because if he got shot it would just bounce off and hit bystanders
      McSpliffy 16 dec
      3
    • They protect us from him
      datwiggles 16 dec
      3
    • It’s so he has something to throw at all times.
      Caleb259 16 dec
      3 1
    • Apparently to make him look taller and bigger
      stylusx 16 dec
      3
    • He uses them as weapons against assailants
      LaffTrak 16 dec
      3
    • Jason Mamoa probably doesn’t have a concealed carry license
      3 1
    • He ties em together and uses em as nunchucks
      3
    • Minibosses.
      The12GageKid 16 dec
      3
    • To make him look even more ripped by comparison
      3
    • Bullet sponges
      Grolt 16 dec
      3
    • He’s protecting them
      damnman2 16 dec
      3
    • They're the bois, they crack open cold ones
      Hipster_Rick 16 dec
      3 1
    • To hold him back
      dj200626 16 dec
      3
    • They are better shots. You know not every attack is a fist fight.
      3 4
    • To inform him of any changes in Atlantis
      Crux116 16 dec
      3
    • Meat shields
      3
    • To make him look big
      B_rock 16 dec
      3
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